+Quitecontrary she/her Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 We do not back out from a challenge, however we have already prepared the merchandise for this game, and business comes first. Perhaps you should challenge the Featherclan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 I have died in a tragic waffle-cooking accident and am now a Returned. The Nalthian cult who found me called me Breadbaker, God of Breakfast. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awesomeness Summoned he/him Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 (edited) Having been there myself, I can attest that the perfect color recognition will only make you a far better cook than you ever imagined. You will now always know when your batter is perfectly cooked. Edited June 3, 2014 by Awesomeness Summoned 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashiok Posted June 4, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2014 So what's the deal with the hockey game? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peng the Just he/him Posted June 4, 2014 Report Share Posted June 4, 2014 I have died in a tragic waffle-cooking accident and am now a Returned. The Nalthian cult who found me called me Breadbaker, God of Breakfast. Dibs on high priest. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 Dibs on high priest. Unfortunately I have already transcended the need for a priest, now being a Twinborn. I am a special Twin combination: I use Allomantic Tin to monitor for the precise degree of browning, while using Feruchemical Bendalloy to eat as many waffles as I like without negative health consequences. This is the single most awesome combination, called a Baker. You can be my wisecracking sidekick if you like. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsworn Panda he/him Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 Peng, Kurkistan has founded a new Clan called the Catquisitors. You claim to be one. Who do you owe your alliance to? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curiosity he/him Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 Unfortunately I have already transcended the need for a priest, now being a Twinborn. I am a special Twin combination: I use Allomantic Tin to monitor for the precise degree of browning, while using Feruchemical Bendalloy to eat as many waffles as I like without negative health consequences. This is the single most awesome combination, called a Baker. You can be my wisecracking sidekick if you like. Yes! This would be my Twinborn combination! The Culinary! And you can taste your inordinately large supply of waffles so well too! I'm considering applying for your sidekick position, though I don't have much in the way of wisecracking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary she/her Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 Yes! This would be my Twinborn combination! The Culinary! And you can taste your inordinately large supply of waffles so well too! I'm considering applying for your sidekick position, though I don't have much in the way of wisecracking. No need for wisecracking to apprentice with the Breadbaker. -- I wonder, why is it called wisecracking? It always sounded so foolish. Shouldn't it have been called foolcracking then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left he/him Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 Your splintering wisdom. 3 once ruled. Now the broken one reigns. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashiok Posted June 16, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2014 NECRO! We have our own thread for cooking stuff now (here) and can RP on the LoC thread. How about a Soulcast grain waffle? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary she/her Posted June 16, 2014 Report Share Posted June 16, 2014 (edited) Ah, Ashiok, I've missed concocting new recipes! I will certainly post some here. I'm in the mood for some waffles and sausages myself. *rifling through the recipe book* -- A Soulcast grain waffle. Good idea. Maybe a waffle after Pattern, but it might taste like lies. Edited June 16, 2014 by Quitecontrary 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashiok Posted June 16, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2014 good one. How 'bout a Sylver waffle? Made with the Airiest of Batters and sprinkled with edible silver dust and whipped cream. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peng the Just he/him Posted June 16, 2014 Report Share Posted June 16, 2014 cosmere smoothie! ingredients: 3 small sourmelons (sel) 1 sellafruit (roshar) 3 cups of simberry jam (roshar) 2 cups of ice 1 human shaped cotton cloth ~50 breaths 1 blender instructions: take apart the blender. we don't have electricity in Roshar, so we need something else to power it. Remove the motor and put the cotton cloth in its place. Awaken it with the command "turn things when yelled at." reassemble the blender. Combine all ingredients in the blender and put the lid on it. Scream at your blender continuously. The awakened cloth should start to power the gear train and blend your smoothie. when you feel your smoothie is completely blended, stop screaming at your blender. Pour smoothie into a cup and add investiture to taste. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary she/her Posted June 16, 2014 Report Share Posted June 16, 2014 So that's who I heard yelling! I thought for certain that the kitchen was on fire! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peng the Just he/him Posted June 16, 2014 Report Share Posted June 16, 2014 So that's who I heard yelling! I thought for certain that the kitchen was on fire! "BLEND! BLEND! BLEND STORM YOU!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary she/her Posted June 16, 2014 Report Share Posted June 16, 2014 "BLEND! BLEND! BLEND STORM YOU!" I will never look at my blender the same way again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left he/him Posted June 29, 2014 Report Share Posted June 29, 2014 Hehehe, the wafflesworn had to get Necroed I think that means your order has been disbanded. You are officialy the ChaosWaffle now. A commando team for the Chaos sworn. I read it in a book once, I swear. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary she/her Posted June 29, 2014 Report Share Posted June 29, 2014 You have absolutely ZERO rights to rename our guild, Scholar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left he/him Posted June 29, 2014 Report Share Posted June 29, 2014 It was already renamed, it was in the book, I swear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsworn Panda he/him Posted June 29, 2014 Report Share Posted June 29, 2014 Err... He's a scholar. It's kinda possible for him to edit all records about you. And you really are the ChaosWaffles now, since you're so assimilated and involved in the LoC. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bow Tie Bandit he/him Posted July 16, 2014 Report Share Posted July 16, 2014 What is the highest waffle stack that has come out of your kitchens? I am purely curious and would never imagine using it to climb to the Tranquiline Halls. If you think about it a waffle tower would be the best form of upward transportation (barring flying) because you could eat whenever you were hungry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted July 17, 2014 Report Share Posted July 17, 2014 What is the highest waffle stack that has come out of your kitchens? I am purely curious and would never imagine using it to climb to the Tranquiline Halls. If you think about it a waffle tower would be the best form of upward transportation (barring flying) because you could eat whenever you were hungry. Someone's been peeking at our space program files, eh? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bow Tie Bandit he/him Posted July 17, 2014 Report Share Posted July 17, 2014 (edited) Edited July 17, 2014 by Bow Tie Bandit 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary she/her Posted July 18, 2014 Report Share Posted July 18, 2014 As with recipes...the best recipe doesn't create the best food. Peeking at the files doesn't mean divining their meaning. They may mean something totally different. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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