A Short Party

[Rushu42 she/her]

5 hours ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

I gasp, then throw a laser hand grenade underneath the table. I also pull out two laser machine guns, start laughing in a war-cry like manner, and begin to shoot.

”WHO’S ON MY TEAM?” I yell.

Since I'm not wearing a vest, this has no effect. Rather than retaliate, however, I simply smile and watch the chaos while eating my fourth brownie.

Edited July 24, 2019 by Rushu42

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

The laser hand grenade, however, explodes with laser beams, sharp as a razor, destroying the plate of brownies, but leaving Rushu unharmed.

[I think I am here. he/him]

I laugh and hold up my hands.

“I’m on my own team!” I say and cackle, and all the house cats in the room suddenly wobble with drunkenness. They’re name collars all change to “Drunk” as well  

[+Sorana she/her]

I realize, that Ark is trying to lean against me, mistaking me for a wall and quickly soulcast him one. Smiling I had him a glass of water.

Then I draw my gun, jump into cover and start shooting everybody but my teammates.

Edited July 24, 2019 by Sorana

[AonEne he/him]

I join the fray, then, after correcting a typo, decide to see what awesome battle moves l can do by being completely random.

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Aka mostly tapping random suggested words and throwing in one that makes sense every now and then 

I don’t want anything that happens in the Alleyverse to be permanent but I cannot be the first one to get the chance. So I don’t murder anyone with lightsabers unless fuchsia lightsabers are available. 

[+ZincAboutIt she/her]

26 minutes ago, AonEne said:

So I don’t murder anyone with lightsabers unless fuchsia lightsabers are available

I nod sagely at this assertion while simultaneously doing an incredible back flip and shooting my laser-confetti gun with extreme accuracy.

”Fuscia lightsabers are the only choice for lightsaber murder, in my opinion,” I say, taking a sip of punch. “Everything else just doesn’t hold up.”

[AonEne he/him]

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I was going to see what it suggested if I starting typing a curse word (again, argh, that’s rude of me! This party ack) and the only thing my keyboard had to say was fuchsia. Impeccable taste, clearly. 

 

Edited July 24, 2019 by AonEne

[+ZincAboutIt she/her]

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What the fuchsia, amirite?  

 

Edited July 24, 2019 by ZincAboutIt
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[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

I began to wonder when the party would be over.... had it been two days yet?

[Archer he/him]

That's my cue! 

Smash, blam, ka-blooey. Screeeeeeech. 

Oh no. Someone has (dramatic air quotes) 'accidentally' knocked over a nearby water tower! I guess everyone is going to have to meander towards the exits before you all, um... drown.

Maybe this was a bad idea. 

[kenod]

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Breathing is overrated.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

I pull out a pool noodle, and dive into the newly created body of water.

”Pool party!!”

[Voidus]

Thankfully rocks have no need to breathe.

[+ZincAboutIt she/her]

I swan-dive off the chandelier into the once-dancefloor-now-pool and scoop the rock off the floor before surfacing. The tea trolley had activated its emergency water protocol and is now a floating island.

[Rushu42 she/her]

14 hours ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

The laser hand grenade, however, explodes with laser beams, sharp as a razor, destroying the plate of brownies, but leaving Rushu unharmed.

"Noooooooo! My brownies!" I yell this as I dash toward the exit to escape from the oncoming tide of water. Before I leave, however, I fire a last shot back at Truthless, permanently disabling his grenades. Then I vanish through the doorway and out into the night.

[+Sorana she/her]

I pull out my unicorn floating isle, climb on it and paddle over to the tea wagon. Nothing better than a cup of tea while swimming in a pool

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

I swim over to the tea trolley, suddenly thirsty, despite all the water. 

“Herbal tea?” I ask.

[+Sorana she/her]

Just now, Truthless of Shinovar said:

I swim over to the tea trolley, suddenly thirsty, despite all the water. 

“Herbal tea?” I ask.

"There's some Roibos, and the rest is english breakfast."

I take a sip, smile in delight and add some sugar and add a bit more blood. Delicious. Zinc really had found someone delicious.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

I grab the teacup, wash it out a bit, dip it in the water, and then drop one oak leaf into the water.

”Ahh...” I say. “Nothing like herbal tea with just the smallest hint of herbs.”

[AonEne he/him]

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Archer: Let’s end the party, this’ll work for sure 

Everyone else: pool partyyyyy yeeaaahhh who needs to breathe 

I explore the bottom of the now deep underwater floor. 

[kenod]

I'm simply floating around, finally cooling down a bit.

[Archer he/him]

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Ah well. I tried. 

Sploosh, boom, ka-blam. Spiiiiill. 

Oh no! Someone has (even more dramatic air quotes) 'accidentally' dumped a truckload of tea leaves into this flood of water. And now I am 'inadvertently' using an array of lasers to heat the solution! 

I have no regrets about this idea. 

Edited July 24, 2019 by Archer
Sorry, Kenod. It may be difficult to cool down now.

[AonEne he/him]

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Meanwhile I have many regrets about that idea 

 

[kenod]

"... Really?"

I start drinking the tea, to avoid letting it go to waste.

[+ZincAboutIt she/her]

I scoop the tea into several tea cups and set them on my floating tea island.

"Archer, you've thrown the party of my dreams!"