The Shortest Thread

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Just now, Truthless of Shinovar said:

“She should go to the French Revolution. She’d have the time of her life there.”

"Unless she was an aristocrat.."

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“Or an aristoCAT”

Edited June 8, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar

[Bookish Ocelot she/her]

bookish summoned her shard blade and joined BoS in the festivities  

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

"I did... not expect that. Careful, people, this is what caused our main character to revolt on TLT. Kill responsibly."

Edited June 8, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[+Ed Venture]

Butt's mind screamed, non-canonically attempting to spread his pain to other worlds to save himself.

[Bookish Ocelot she/her]

bookish laughed 

“capitalization, punctuation, and rules are laaamanme”

then resumed her meticulous decapitation efforts 

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

3 minutes ago, BookishOcelot said:

bookish laughed 

“capitalization, punctuation, and rules are laaamanme”

then resumed her meticulous decapitation efforts 

Star was offended by the statement, but didn't know what to do about it.

[Bookish Ocelot she/her]

bookish solves the problem by using her sword to slice every wedding cake ever made

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

What everybody didn’t know was that they weren’t actually hurting anybody; this was merely a thread created by wires and electricity and screens.

[Bookish Ocelot she/her]

bookish gasped at truthless’ heresey and decapitated another cake

[BringerofShadows she/her]

BoS quickly ran out of aristocrats. She then started murdering the peasants too.

[Bookish Ocelot she/her]

“But BoS, there are cakes to decapitate instead!”

[I think I am here. he/him]

“Shortest thread?” Monopoly Man Itiah inquired as he frowned and peered further with his monocle. “On the road to becoming the longest thread? I smell an eXiStEnTiAl CrIsIs On oUr HaNdS.”

[Bookish Ocelot she/her]

“I do not have an existential crisis” says bookish, turning red and decapitating more cakes. 

a pegalot, an ocelot with dark wings flies out of nowhere and hits Itiah

[Elend Venture he/him]

19 hours ago, Shard of Thought said:

"Unless she was an aristocrat..

Or religious...

 

Elend drew back his longbow and released an allomaticaly spiked arrow at BoS before unstringing it and jumping into the mele with his poleaxe. He screamed his battlecry: "Long live the pheasants!...er, peasants!".

Edited June 9, 2019 by ElendVenture

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless sighed. It looked like alll out war was inevitable, so he pulled out two machine guns, one in each hand, and started shooting them in random directions.

[Bookish Ocelot she/her]

Bookish was not happy to be one-upped by Truthless. She had five machine guns. A tornado of death. 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless summoned a literal tornado of death, one that killed anybody that it touched. So pretty much a normal tornado

[BringerofShadows she/her]

And BoS continued to us her guillotine. 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

It was a one hit KO with 30 accuracy

[Rushu42 she/her]

Rushu appeared suddenly with a wooshing sound. She pointed her sonic screwdriver toward the tornado in an attempt to disable it.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

A blue police box crashed down beside her, and the tornado let out a whimper before retreating back into the sky.

[Vogelsang he/him]

Taradiddle returned in a fiery blaze of orange light.

"Really guys?! You know there're far more creative ways to murder and mutilate people, right?!"

He gestured to one of the decapitated aristocrats. "I mean look how mundane that is! You could've melted his face off or something, BUT NO! The most creative thing you could think of was chopping him up into two pieces! Just TWO! Not even a cool number like I dunno, 39?! 427! π?"

Edited June 10, 2019 by Taradiddle

[Bookish Ocelot she/her]

“ugh, fine.” 

bookish beckoned skyward, and a hurricane made of sharks approached. 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“What?! Not a shark-tornado?!! A freakin SHARKNADO?!”