The Shortest Thread

[Vogelsang he/him]

I don't know if this has ever been tried before, but this is an attempt by me to make the shortest thread ever...

Once upon a time, in a non-Cosmere world, there was woman with absolutely no investiture who chose not to take over the Universe.

[Lunamor she/her]

The end.

[Mushroom Catalog he/him]

The thing is, nobody should post in this now. 

Why did I? I'm special. By that, I mean I don't really care that nobody should post because I am bored.

Edited May 24, 2019 by Mushroom Catalog

[Karger he/him]

HHHmmmm.  I kinda want this to become the longest thread ever just for the irony.

[Kaladin's successor]

Yes definitly

[overlord stick]

YEE

[Jaywalk he/him]

This is sacrilege.

[Vogelsang he/him]

2 hours ago, Lunamor said:

The end.

...but it wasn't because the story made a ton of money in merchandise.

[overlord stick]

So they made a spin-off.

[Wyndlerunner he/him]

Which was panned by critics, but still enjoyed by the dedicated fanbase.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Narrator Star was appalled by this disgrace. The Longest Thread was the longest thread for a reason and so long as she had a say in it, things would stay that way. 

[overlord stick]

Narrator Stick noted you use italics not bold here.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

But Star didn’t care. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

This thread would die a painful death. The Narrators would make sure of it.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

[old man moomba he/him]

Sadly, the massive Cryptics that acted as guards for short threads wouldn't allow it to be destroyed. 

Narrator Dapper was pretty ok with another TLT(M) spinoff. 

Edited May 25, 2019 by Dr. Dapper

[Vogelsang he/him]

Taradiddle the Bard explained that narrators had no power here. Also if you want to make anything happen, you have to make it rhyme, 'cause hey, why not?

Edited May 25, 2019 by Taradiddle

[+Ark1002]

Ark made Star into bark, and covered it in tar.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless made a slight necro in hopes of creating a third infinitely long thread

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

On 5/27/2019 at 11:11 PM, Ark1002 said:

Ark made Star into bark, and covered it in tar.

Star transformed back into herself. Tar was smeared on her arms and her dress and her face. She tried to wipe some off her forehead, but only succeeded in smudging it. "Really?" she asked. 

Edited June 2, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“Italics!” Truthless cried. “Italics, or it’s meaningless!”

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star complied. However, she was also feeling vengeful, so she turned Ark into a bowling ball, stuck needles in it, and sent it to the bottom of the deepest ocean. 

Edited June 2, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

That’s an oof

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star cackled. She was real good at cackling. 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless, however, crackled.