The Newcago Court

[lwd24era he/him]

Weird, I really am double-posting a lot.

[Lurthemir he/him]

It appears I committed mitosis. This copy-paste thing has strange side-effects.

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

It appears I committed mitosis. This copy-paste thing has strange side-effects.

What's mitosis?

Also there's another poster called Lurthemir 2.0. Is that you?

[Ashiok]

Lwd and Lurth,  what the heck did you do?

also, white chocolate dipped strawberries with dark chocolate drizzle are now available at my concession stand that I set up outside the throne room

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

Lwd and Lurth, what the heck did you do?

also, white chocolate dipped strawberries with dark chocolate drizzle are now available at my concession stand that I set up outside the throne room

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Sweet! Can I have one?

Provided my royal tasters taste it before though,

Edited May 22, 2014 by Elsa Steelheart

[Ashiok]

Sure.

Does your Newcago have any sort of currency?

[Kobold King he/him]

Does your Newcago have any sort of currency?

 

Not hinting or anything, but I would accept payment in snowcones.

[GreyPilgrim he/him]

What's mitosis?

 

M'Lady, mitosis is the process by which a cell splits to become two copies of itself. It is also the name of an Epic in the novelette Mitosis taking place after the events of Steelheart.

[Ashiok]

I am offend! You don't trust me?

(totally not burning zinc over here)

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

I am offend! You don't trust me?

(totally not burning zinc over here)

I do. It it just a thing a queen has to do.

I never thought of currency.... I'll pay it in snow cones this time and we will think of a currency.

Does the feather blades have a currency?

[Ashiok]

Not so far as I know... But I got to the forums around when you did, so who knows?

 

have a dozen strawberries on the house.

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

Not so far as I know... But I got to the forums around when you did, so who knows?

have a dozen strawberries on the house.

On the house?

[Swimmingly he/him]

On the house means free, provided by the establishment.

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

On the house means free, provided by the establishment.

Right, thanks

Anyone want a snowcone?

[Ashiok]

What flavor?

[Kobold King he/him]

What flavor?

 

Mwahahaha, "what flavor". How little he knows... I don't actually know either.

[Swimmingly he/him]

I'll give you a hint: It comes in yellow...

[Kobold King he/him]

I'll give you a hint: It comes in yellow...

 

"Lemon?" asked Kobold King optimistically, not knowing the true horrors of the world.

[Swimmingly he/him]

Artificial banana, actually. We also have...kiwi. The bird.

[Lightsworn Panda he/him]

(looks at Delightful and Elsa's account picture)

 

Things are going to get preeeetty confusing.

 

btw, Kobold, the Observer's Guild has plenty of fruit (mango, kiwifruit, banana and even pomegranate) which can easily be made into fresh and delicious ice cones and ice cream.

[Lurthemir he/him]

Not nearly as confusing as what just happened with me.

[lwd24era he/him]

Not nearly as confusing as what just happened with me.

Hey! You got it easy! Try being me!

[Quiver he/him]

Thou darest question the decisions of the Royal Sisters?

(Actually...he has a point. Meant to suggest, maybe flip one of them around, so that Anna and Elsa are op opposite sides? Same meaning, same picture, little clearer...)

(MY PICTURE IS COMING, OKAY, BACK OFF!)

[Ashiok]

You chose your path Lurth 2.0, but I have no idea why you aren't Ashiok 2.0

[Mailliw73 he/him]

Mailliw Featherstormblessed flies in, slamming his Featherspear into the ground causing it to quake. Soulcasting the statue of Quiver into a pile of feathers, he slides across to the center of the square and thrusts his spear in the air. A bright white beam of light shines up into the sky from it and he yells, "I am the Featherstormblessed, the Surgeborn, trust and you shall be empowered!" He summoned his ten Shardblades and they appeared in the ground around him, forming a circle. "Feathertips and Featherblades, Featherfarmers and Feathermancers, assemble!"