The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[SirWolfe]

"I am" moments in the Cosmere:

 

Spoilers for the Final Empire

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"I am Hope"

-Kelsier

Spoilers for Hero of Ages as well as Mistborn Era 1 overall:

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"I am, unfortunately, the Hero of Ages"

-Sazed

Spoilers for Oathbringer:

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"I am Unity"

-Dalinar

Major Spoiler for Words of Radiance:

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"I am A Stick!"

-Stick

[GeneralHZRD he/him]

Be afraid, an Idiot has arrived!

[Nathrangking he/him]

56 minutes ago, TheVillageIdiot said:

Be afraid, an Idiot has arrived!

We are unafraid!!

[GeneralHZRD he/him]

3 hours ago, Nathrangking said:

We are unafraid!!

That would be unwise, for you underestimate the power of my idiocy. I possess within me the power of all the idiots that have come before me. I embody the poor decisions, nonsensical banter, and knowledge of useless trivia from thousands of idiots throughout time. I am all of them, and they are all of me. I am the voice of calamity, everywhere I go I bring chaos and destruction. I am not simply “a” village idiot, i am “THE” village idiot. You should fear me, for my power knows no match.

Edited December 31, 2019 by TheVillageIdiot

[Nathrangking he/him]

Just now, TheVillageIdiot said:

That would be unwise, for you underestimate the power of my idiocy. I possess within me the power of all the idiots that have come before me. I embody the poor decisions, nonsensical banter, and knowledge of useless trivia from thousands of idiots throughout time. I am all of them, and they are all of me. I am not simply “a” village idiot, i am “THE” village idiot. You should fear me, for my power knows no match.

and yet I am unfazed.

[GeneralHZRD he/him]

2 minutes ago, Nathrangking said:

and yet I am unfazed.

Huh, that was, um, unexpected. Most people are afraid of idiots for they fear it will rub off on them. 

Edited December 31, 2019 by TheVillageIdiot

[Nathrangking he/him]

Just now, TheVillageIdiot said:

Huh, that was, um, unexpected. 

*Produces a chocolate cake and hands it to @TheVillageIdiot.*

[GeneralHZRD he/him]

1 minute ago, Nathrangking said:

*Produces a chocolate cake and hands it to @TheVillageIdiot.*

Thanks, *somehow makes the entire cake disappear into a pocket that is much too small*

[+Doomstick he/him]

*wins against all odds*

[Honorless he/him]

*but not all evens*

[+Doomstick he/him]

*wins against all numbers*

[Honorless he/him]

*but not decimal points nor fractions*

[Nathrangking he/him]

*Wins against all math.*

[Honorless he/him]

*but not all letters*

[CrazyManth3 he/him]

*nor other languages*

[Lunar Blessing she/her]

[Nathrangking he/him]

*Simply Wins.*

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

*wins in a complicated and confusing fashion*

[Nathrangking he/him]

4 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

*wins in a complicated and confusing fashion*

*Wins in a middling fashion.*

[+Doomstick he/him]

*wins more*

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

*wins less*

[+Doomstick he/him]

*wins average of both*

[Nathrangking he/him]

* WINS minutely.*

[+Doomstick he/him]

As in, for a minute

[GeneralHZRD he/him]

*wins temporarily*

Edited December 31, 2019 by TheVillageIdiot