The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

I'm cold.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Why?

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Because this classroom is either too hot or too cold. But mostly too cold. 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

I’m also cold, but because I just stepped outside.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

It's snowing! Why is it snowing, it's only November!!!

[Lunamor she/her]

Poor Fall never had a chance...

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

And Fall is the best season... 

[Nathrangking he/him]

57 minutes ago, Lunu’anaki said:

Rocks fall. Everybody dies.

 

@Lunu’anaki dies last, and therefore, wins.

Your rocks pass through me. I stand supreme!

[NameIess]

*Wins by not being present*

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

*Wins by being omnipresent*

[NameIess]

*Wins by not being future*

[+Doomstick he/him]

2 hours ago, Nathrangking said:

Your rocks pass through me. I stand supreme!

you fall through the earth, you no longer stand

i am flying

[Branderson]

I'm flying higher

[Nathrangking he/him]

1 minute ago, The Last Post said:

you fall through the earth, you no longer stand

i am flying

*The winds answer my call and lift me into the heavens.*

[+Doomstick he/him]

1 minute ago, Branderson said:

I'm flying higher

actually you're orbiting me, my satellite 

Just now, Nathrangking said:

*The winds answer my call and lift me into the heavens.*

they 1, don't exist, as you're underground, and B, pass through you as you have no mass or volume

[Nathrangking he/him]

Just now, The Last Post said:

they 1, don't exist, as you're underground, and B, pass through you as you have no mass or volume

Incorrect on both counts. 1) I summon them to me and 2) I have mass and volume however, I I can manipulate it at will. Plus I cannot be killed by stones or a long fall.

[Aon Tia she/her]

*wins by the power of internet*

[+Doomstick he/him]

*wins by the power of going to floor 1/2 in my school's music building by way of 1R*

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

*wins by losing*

[+Doomstick he/him]

Correct

[Honorless he/him]

*unenthusiastically* I win

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

*enthusiastically* I win!

[+Doomstick he/him]

But that’s incorrect 

[Lunamor she/her]

Due to the fact that it is I who is the current and forever winner of this thread.

[+Doomstick he/him]

But that’s incorrect