The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

*transforms into dragon*

I AM READY!!!!!!

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Just now, KelsierFortnite said:

I am now Honour bound by oaths to accompany all my posts in this thread with images, but this shall be my weapon....  BANANA KNIFE

You… you are going to slay a duck stampede with a banana knife?

[Aeoryi she/her]

Don't feed chocolate to your dog, by the way. 

It's not pleasant

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Just now, Aeoryi said:

Blood vessels make excellent weapons. Very pressurized and you can't tell whether it's your target's blood or your own!

Use it, not refine it.

No, it says to “sharpen it”

Just now, Aeoryi said:

Don't feed chocolate to your dog, by the way. 

It's not pleasant

Or blueberries, so I’ve heard.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Just now, TwinSouls said:

No, it says to “sharpen it”

As iron sharpens iron, teacher sharpens student

 

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

What has happened here?

[KelsierFortnite he/him]

1 minute ago, TwinSouls said:

You… you are going to slay a duck stampede with a banana knife?

Along with other fruit-based weaponry

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Just now, Aeoryi said:

As iron sharpens iron, teacher sharpens student

 

I’m gonna make that my Lock Screen.

[Ravenclawjedi42]

49 minutes ago, Just-A-Stick said:

I HATE SPELLING AND GRAMARZ! AND MATH!

*claps hands over mouth* *sorry I swore* 

*claps hands over your mouth*

Shhhh..... not a school day, no no...

save it for monday, right?  

I don’t have school Monday . So I might as well make the most out of my weekend.

43 minutes ago, TwinSouls said:

I LOVE MATHS

AND GRAMMARS

AND IM MOST DEFINETLY NOT A NERD.

 

 

22 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

ITS NOT YOU IM WORRIED ABOUT. 

*steals duck tape and releases it into the wild*

*I’M

[Aeoryi she/her]

1 minute ago, Lightweaver2 said:

What has happened here?

Haly appeared and the wyrms have awoken

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

Just now, Aeoryi said:

Haly appeared and the wyrms have awoken

Alright. Fair enough, I guess I’ll just win.

[KelsierFortnite he/him]

@Thaidakar the Ghostblood We require your assistance

Edited January 28, 2024 by KelsierFortnite

[Aeoryi she/her]

Wyrm and foe! Strike thee down! Remove thou from the face of thy planet, and into the cosmos beyond! For I summon thee!

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Onward we go!

*opens bunker door*

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, TwinSouls said:

Onward we go!

*opens bunker door*

*is instantly bowled over by adorable duck tape* 

SAVE MEEE

[Aeoryi she/her]

Just now, The Halcyon Girl said:

*is instantly bowled over by adorable duck tape* 

SAVE MEEE

Alright. Category J hurricane coming your way. 

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

And a magnitude 12 earthquake.

[KelsierFortnite he/him]

And Thomas the Daemon Engine

[Ravenclawjedi42]

And a very very very big Tsunami.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Apparently magnitude 12 earthquake is earth splitting 

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

1 minute ago, Ravenclawjedi42 said:

And a very very very big Tsunami.

 

1 minute ago, KelsierFortnite said:

And Thomas the Daemon Engine

 

1 minute ago, Lightweaver2 said:

And a magnitude 12 earthquake.

 

3 minutes ago, Aeoryi said:

Alright. Category J hurricane coming your way. 

*stabs them with my Flamberge*

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

3 minutes ago, Aeoryi said:

Alright. Category J hurricane coming your way. 

 

2 minutes ago, Lightweaver2 said:

And a magnitude 12 earthquake.

 

2 minutes ago, KelsierFortnite said:

And Thomas the Daemon Engine

 

1 minute ago, Ravenclawjedi42 said:

And a very very very big Tsunami.

*sobs* 

Just kill me now ToT

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Just now, The Halcyon Girl said:

 

 

 

*sobs* 

Just kill me now ToT

But… but… why?

[Aeoryi she/her]

Just now, The Halcyon Girl said:

 

 

 

*sobs* 

Just kill me now ToT

What about a 615 ton black hole?

[Ravenclawjedi42]

Just now, The Halcyon Girl said:

 

 

 

*sobs* 

Just kill me now ToT

I’m not sure if this makes it better or worse, but the above mentioned Tsunami is the book character: