The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

A war over a post.

To be the end of a thread.

Eternal conflict.

[Immortal Platypus]

probably not eternal but close.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Ι'μ βορεδ σο Ι'μ ξθστ γοινγ το σταρτ δοινγ τηισ αγαιν.

Σαιτ.

[Immortal Platypus]

no, please don't. go get a sandwich in TBFTS thread.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Ψαν'τ Ι Ενγλιση ιν τηε Γρεεκ αλπηαβετ?

[Immortal Platypus]

please no. I don't like working it out.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

*eats sandwich*

[Immortal Platypus]

*eats other sandwich.*

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

*eats world*

[Immortal Platypus]

*eats universe*

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

My sister ate the omniverse once.

[Immortal Platypus]

that's quite fun. it's very tasty.

*eats multiverse*

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

*eats the cosmere*

[Telrao she/her]

Eating the Cosmere

Is very much fun for all

Hoid disagrees.

[Immortal Platypus]

*eats all universes from all books and movies*

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

*eats Phineas and Ferb (the show, not the characters)*

Edited December 1, 2022 by Thaidakar the Ghostblood
Ferb got autocorrected.

[Immortal Platypus]

(Fern?)

*eats all shows/movies/books from everything*

[Telrao she/her]

*eats Important Questions*

[Immortal Platypus]

Who is Important Questions?

*becomes immune to eating*

[Mr. Misting he/him]

*Walks over awkwardly*.

"What if you guys just stopped posting. Like right now specifically. Crazy idea, right?"

[Immortal Platypus]

you'd win. can't have that so I've gotta post

[Telrao she/her]

*Stands and pats Misting's head*

"It's okay, my friend. Log on at midnight, and you'll have a chance of winning for three hours."

[Immortal Platypus]

a very good chance.

[Telrao she/her]

An excellent chance.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

36 minutes ago, Ookla the Floofy said:

Eating the Cosmere

Is very much fun for all

Hoid disagrees.

Reading this haiku

And wondering: how do you,

Telrao, pronounce Hoid?