The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[Going_North_cal]

we have already decided to leave usa alone. they are chill. mostly.

now, the world is in flames! (except for usa)

the cactus empire will rise from the ashes, and form a perfect, spiky society!

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Wait, we forgot to launch missiles to the rest of Europe, Asia and parts of Africa! we also forgot about Canada and Mexico.

[Going_North_cal]

launch. them. all.

NOW!

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Yes sir, commander sir! missiles launched. Yes. We are now the supreme power in the world. The scheme is in motion and we nearly have a president of our choosing ruling USA.

[Going_North_cal]

get him in the presidential seat, we need complete control of this earthen sphere we call home. 

we will build a new society, one built on cactus and fast food! MWAHAHAHAHA!

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

IT SUCEEDED. Our man is president and is addressing the court about changing the laws and making the presidency absolute, the democrats have agreed but the republicans are on edge. We have begun brainwashing the citizens.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

CHEEZCAK

NO CACTUS

NO MISSLE

CHEEZCAK

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Szeth if we include Cheezcak as part of our empire will you join us? we love cheezcak too.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

CAN I BE CHEEZCAK PRESIDENT?

[Going_North_cal]

no. give us your basic human rights and we let you not die. plus all the cheezcak uou want.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

See Szeth we are the best rulers, we give you all the cheezcak you want.

[Experience he/him]

why

[Szeth's Facepalm]

NO! MY BASIC HUMAN RIGHTS ARE MINE! CHEEEEZZCAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[Going_North_cal]

want to join our cactus empire? you get fast food, your life, no basic human rights, cactus juice, and cheezcak!

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

NO WE HAVE BASIC HUMAN RIGHTS except the right to not be in our empire.

[Going_North_cal]

yes that

[Szeth's Facepalm]

NO! DO NOT LISTEN TO THEIR LIES! ONLY I CAN GIVE CHEEZCAK!

[Going_North_cal]

szeth. think carefully on what you will say next.

[Experience he/him]

sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Frustration]

I think this has gone a bit too far. Not that I'm complaining.

[Experience he/him]

*backs up one step*

There. Now it hasn't gone so far.

[Going_North_cal]

better not be complaining, the cactus empire will rise to take over the UNIVERSE!!

[Frustration]

Just now, Doomslug The Destroyer said:

better not be complaining, the cactus empire will rise to take over the UNIVERSE!!

*Breeds a herd of camels*

Your empire is invalid.

[Going_North_cal]

*casually launches nukes, destroying ranch with camels, and aforementioned camels* nice try bestie :3

[Szeth's Facepalm]

CHEEEEZZCAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKK