The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[Going_North_cal]

cactus

hello cactus friend you are spiky and cool ::thumbs_up::

thank you for existing

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Your Welcome. *pretends I am not an imposter*

[Going_North_cal]

sir you are still cactus yes? hm. please sir might i borrow a spine from your fine cactus coat, if i may, to confirm that you are indeed a cactus.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Sure my dear Sir Taynix the fifth, you may indeed take it and inspect the afore mentioned spine.

[Going_North_cal]

amazing thank you. *takes aforementioned spine*

yes sir i do believe that this is an authentic cactus spine from a cactus from the najavo dessertt thank youin

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Your welcome my good sir, it was my pleasure, you may keep the aforementioned spine as a souvenir. Would you like some CACTUS juice?

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

This text size is really stressing me out, and I have no idea why. But I enjoy this cactus discussion, so please, continue.

Edited February 14, 2022 by Sequence

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I don't know why sequence?

Does this work? 

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Continue the large text, it's good for me to get over my fears.

[Going_North_cal]

cactus juice would be nice, thank you good sir. I will provide forth a glass for you to pour the cactus from navjajao desert joice.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Excellent! here is the juice! good sir you must know I got this imported from none other than china who got it imported from the Navajo desert.

[Going_North_cal]

Thank you for informing me of the whereabouts of this particular glass of special cactus liquid. *takes a sip*

my, my, this cactus juice is simply divine. I thankk you for the hjuucis sir.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

It was my pleasure good sir Taynix. now would you like to join me in taking over the world and turning it into a large cactus filled desert?

[Going_North_cal]

This aligns with my motives, and I will join you in desert-ifying the world and covering it in cactus. the humans will bow before our sharp spines and delicious jooce.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

LES GOO. I have the nuclear missiles ready to decimatethe most fertile parts of the world, the pencil sharpener cult will die, (look at my most recent status update). 

[Going_North_cal]

i will join you in decimating fertile lands, as well as the PSC. i hate pencil sharpeners. spines from cactus are better than pencil sharpener.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Excellent. I have a cult of evil librarians to help us. Our first target is South America near the amazon river, here is the button that launches the missiles.

[Going_North_cal]

how fantastic. *pushes button* BEAUTIFUL DESTRUCTION. ALL WILL BE DECIMATED BY MY SPIKY FURY.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Ah and here is my button that will launch and destroy the entire united stats of America.

[Going_North_cal]

WAIT

the us may remain. they have much cactus enjoyers. divert this missile to the penguins of the north. they must perish for having no cactus.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Fine, I will recalibrate the coordinates to Antartica. T-Minus 5 4 3 2 and....

[Going_North_cal]

*missile launches* bye bye penguins hahahahaahahahahaha cactus time

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Haha. Now here is the launcher that will destroy Western Europe except for the Harry Potter land of the UK which I want to keep.

[Going_North_cal]

i support this decision. launch, sir!

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

LAUNCHED. bye bye french fries. *phone buzzes* just a sec let me take this call. *picks up phone and puts it to ear* wait, NO, it cannot be! what do you mean my pizza got exploded by my missiles! *closes phone* we must not blow up usa, we need fast food restaurants.