Medium Posted February 14, 2022 Report Share Posted February 14, 2022 cactus hello cactus friend you are spiky and cool ::thumbs_up:: thank you for existing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted February 14, 2022 Report Share Posted February 14, 2022 Your Welcome. *pretends I am not an imposter* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted February 14, 2022 Report Share Posted February 14, 2022 sir you are still cactus yes? hm. please sir might i borrow a spine from your fine cactus coat, if i may, to confirm that you are indeed a cactus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted February 14, 2022 Report Share Posted February 14, 2022 Sure my dear Sir Taynix the fifth, you may indeed take it and inspect the afore mentioned spine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted February 14, 2022 Report Share Posted February 14, 2022 amazing thank you. *takes aforementioned spine* yes sir i do believe that this is an authentic cactus spine from a cactus from the najavo dessertt thank youin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted February 14, 2022 Report Share Posted February 14, 2022 Your welcome my good sir, it was my pleasure, you may keep the aforementioned spine as a souvenir. Would you like some CACTUS juice? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted February 14, 2022 Report Share Posted February 14, 2022 (edited) This text size is really stressing me out, and I have no idea why. But I enjoy this cactus discussion, so please, continue. Edited February 14, 2022 by Sequence 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted February 14, 2022 Report Share Posted February 14, 2022 I don't know why sequence? Does this work? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted February 14, 2022 Report Share Posted February 14, 2022 Continue the large text, it's good for me to get over my fears. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted February 14, 2022 Report Share Posted February 14, 2022 cactus juice would be nice, thank you good sir. I will provide forth a glass for you to pour the cactus from navjajao desert joice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted February 14, 2022 Report Share Posted February 14, 2022 Excellent! here is the juice! good sir you must know I got this imported from none other than china who got it imported from the Navajo desert. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted February 14, 2022 Report Share Posted February 14, 2022 Thank you for informing me of the whereabouts of this particular glass of special cactus liquid. *takes a sip* my, my, this cactus juice is simply divine. I thankk you for the hjuucis sir. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted February 14, 2022 Report Share Posted February 14, 2022 It was my pleasure good sir Taynix. now would you like to join me in taking over the world and turning it into a large cactus filled desert? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted February 14, 2022 Report Share Posted February 14, 2022 This aligns with my motives, and I will join you in desert-ifying the world and covering it in cactus. the humans will bow before our sharp spines and delicious jooce. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted February 14, 2022 Report Share Posted February 14, 2022 LES GOO. I have the nuclear missiles ready to decimatethe most fertile parts of the world, the pencil sharpener cult will die, (look at my most recent status update). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted February 14, 2022 Report Share Posted February 14, 2022 i will join you in decimating fertile lands, as well as the PSC. i hate pencil sharpeners. spines from cactus are better than pencil sharpener. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted February 14, 2022 Report Share Posted February 14, 2022 Excellent. I have a cult of evil librarians to help us. Our first target is South America near the amazon river, here is the button that launches the missiles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted February 14, 2022 Report Share Posted February 14, 2022 how fantastic. *pushes button* BEAUTIFUL DESTRUCTION. ALL WILL BE DECIMATED BY MY SPIKY FURY. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted February 14, 2022 Report Share Posted February 14, 2022 Ah and here is my button that will launch and destroy the entire united stats of America. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted February 14, 2022 Report Share Posted February 14, 2022 WAIT the us may remain. they have much cactus enjoyers. divert this missile to the penguins of the north. they must perish for having no cactus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted February 14, 2022 Report Share Posted February 14, 2022 Fine, I will recalibrate the coordinates to Antartica. T-Minus 5 4 3 2 and.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted February 14, 2022 Report Share Posted February 14, 2022 *missile launches* bye bye penguins hahahahaahahahahaha cactus time 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted February 14, 2022 Report Share Posted February 14, 2022 Haha. Now here is the launcher that will destroy Western Europe except for the Harry Potter land of the UK which I want to keep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted February 14, 2022 Report Share Posted February 14, 2022 i support this decision. launch, sir! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted February 14, 2022 Report Share Posted February 14, 2022 LAUNCHED. bye bye french fries. *phone buzzes* just a sec let me take this call. *picks up phone and puts it to ear* wait, NO, it cannot be! what do you mean my pizza got exploded by my missiles! *closes phone* we must not blow up usa, we need fast food restaurants. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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