The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[Shard of Reading he/him]

That is a true statment.

[Vapor she/her]

Tiredly wins

[Shard of Reading he/him]

*Tiredlyer wins*

[Vapor she/her]

You cannot be more tird than me.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

That is probably true. I'm not super tired.

[Vapor she/her]

I'm suuuuuper tired.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Why would that be? Are you sleep deprived?

[Vapor she/her]

Yes, I am.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

That sucks.

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

I am asleep winning right now.

[GeneralHZRD he/him]

Winning on this topic, much like the feeling of being well rested, is but a temporary thing. Which I have now ‘temporarily’ claimed.

Edit: the winning, not the sleep.

Edited January 5, 2021 by Enantiosis

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

But I will win, so you don't have to.

[Vapor she/her]

I will win so you can get sleep.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

I will win so you can get sleep.

[Vapor she/her]

Nah, I'm fine.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Okay, but I thought you were tired.

[Vapor she/her]

I am.

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

I’m tired but not a lot. 
Ok, I’m tired. 

[Vapor she/her]

You should sleep so I can win

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

I am asleepless. 

Edited January 5, 2021 by Bearer of all agonies

[Vapor she/her]

I'm going to go try to take a nap maybe.

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

Ok, then I can win!

[Vapor she/her]

It didn't work.

[The One Ring she/her]

Why not?

[Vapor she/her]

Because I can't nap.