The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[dannnex male]

5 hours ago, AonEne said:

Guys, don't spam. No posts that are only "wins" or "keep posting" or like one word just to make things longer. That is not allowed, even here, and will be hidden.

Hold up. Since when. This entire thread is literally 1.1k pages of exactly that. I get not wanting spam, but that’s literally the entire essence and identity of this thread. If you want to hide posts like that, you’d have to just delete this thread, it’s 99.999% one word posts. A lot of those are even one letter posts.

Edited September 22, 2020 by Danex

[FriarFritz]

We could always go back to role-play with the win. *hurls rubber shuriken at Danex's face and steals the win*

Also, @Ark1002: UNITE THEM!

[Wind he/him]

4 hours ago, Danex said:

Hold up. Since when. This entire thread is literally 1.1k pages of exactly that. I get not wanting spam, but that’s literally the entire essence and identity of this thread. If you want to hide posts like that, you’d have to just delete this thread, it’s 99.999% one word posts. A lot of those are even one letter posts.

They are soulcasting this thread!!!

[Shard of Reading he/him]

7 hours ago, FriarFritz said:

We could always go back to role-play with the win. *hurls rubber shuriken at Danex's face and steals the win*

Lashes FriarFritz into the sky, and disoriented he drops the win and reading runs away with the win.

[Vapor she/her]

Promptly running into Vapor, who grabs it right after he drops it.

[AonEne he/him]

9 hours ago, Danex said:

Hold up. Since when. This entire thread is literally 1.1k pages of exactly that. I get not wanting spam, but that’s literally the entire essence and identity of this thread. If you want to hide posts like that, you’d have to just delete this thread, it’s 99.999% one word posts. A lot of those are even one letter posts.

Since Chaos showed up a week or so ago and told everyone to stop. I’m not gonna go deleting all the past posts on this thread, that would be way too much work, but having more to your posts than one letter or one word would help. I’ve been here for years and *wins* is not, in my opinion, the essence of this thread. If someone says “don’t spam”, then you might want to look at what you’re doing and decide if saying one word over and over again is really that important to you. 

It’s not hard to put more effort into your posts than *wins* spam. Even just striking up a conversation or doing the pseudo-roleplay thing they suggested works. 

Edit: oh and by the way, I can confirm that maybe half of this thread is spam, not 99% of it 

Edited September 22, 2020 by AonEne

[Shard of Reading he/him]

58 minutes ago, Vapor said:

Promptly running into Vapor, who grabs it right after he drops it.

Reading pulls on Vapor's steel toed boots, tripping her, and he steals the win from her again.

[Vapor she/her]

Vapor scoffs and jumps on his head.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Reading whaps her with the back of his shardblade.

[Vapor she/her]

But she shoves it out of the way, overwhelming his balance and plucking the win out of his hand, smiling and waving like she's on a parade float.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Reading lightweaves an actual parade float, and it shocks vapor into freezing and he steals the win.

[Vapor she/her]

Samantha comes and steals the win, handing it to Vapor and going to haunt Olaf

[Wind he/him]

1 minute ago, Vapor said:

Samantha comes and steals the win, handing it to Vapor and going to haunt Olaf

Wind jumps on Vapor’s head.

[Vapor she/her]

Vapor whaps him with the back of her shardblade

[Wind he/him]

Wind stabs her with a shard butter knife.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Reading grabs the win from vapor and lashes himself into the air.

[Vapor she/her]

Vapor lashes herself after him

[Wind he/him]

1 minute ago, Shard of Reading said:

Reading grabs the win from vapor and lashes himself into the air.

Wind follows Reading into the air and throws his butter knife at him.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

The butter knife cuts through a lightweaved Reading.

[FriarFritz]

Fritz falls from the sky (the lashing having run out a few minutes ago) and lands on Reading, takes the win, and activates his zorb.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Reading uses a Uno Reverse Card, and takes the win.

[FriarFritz]

Fritz plays a Skip card, so the next player cannot post.

Spoiler

And "the next player" is obviously the next person to post. My paradox hath granted me the win!

 

[Experience he/him]

Seeing as I am not playing, this does not prohibit me from posting. Now the next player can post.

[Vapor she/her]

Vapor smiles and plucks the win out of Fritz's hand from above him.

[Wind he/him]

Wind soulcasts himself into a condra then eats Vapor and the win.