The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[NameIess]

51 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

*win market crashes, making everyone go bankrupt*

*Has twenty-five trillion dollars of gold lying around in his house*

[The_Archivist he/him]

*steals gold and win*

[Mist she/her]

Sophitz, but he needs to get over his matching issues. 

[NameIess]

*Has so much gold that @The_Archivist can't carry it away, even with the army of construction vehicles he brought*

[+Doomstick he/him]

4 hours ago, The_Archivist said:

*steals gold and win*

Why would you steal me?

says The Win, stealing himself back

[Experience he/him]

6 minutes ago, The Last Post said:

Why would you steal me?

says The Win, stealing himself back

Why would you kidnap yourself?

[+Doomstick he/him]

Just now, Experience said:

Why would you kidnap yourself?

maybe I meant to say I stole away during the night

[Nathrangking he/him]

*While all of this is going on I win!*

[Experience he/him]

*wins*

[Nathrangking he/him]

*Wins Much.*

Edited April 20, 2020 by Nathrangking

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

*wins with strawberry milk*

[+Doomstick he/him]

Thanks for the strawberry milk! It’ll go nicely with the vanilla ice cream and rhubarb sauce I just ate

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

*Wonders why everyone on this thread always steals my food*

[The_Archivist he/him]

*steals salad and eats him*

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

2 minutes ago, The_Archivist said:

*steals salad and eats him*

Since you didn’t capitalise salad I’m just going to assume you ate a regular, non-awakened salad that is completely unrelated to me. 

*sneaks away*

Edited April 20, 2020 by The Awakened Salad

[Ishar]

*vomits in salad*

[The_Archivist he/him]

*chases after Salad and eats him*

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

2 hours ago, Ishar said:

*vomits in salad*

2 hours ago, The_Archivist said:

*chases after Salad and eats him*

Salad asked these two people why they would want to vomit on Salad/eat Salad, respectively. 

Honestly part of me is surprised that this is the first time someone’s tried to eat me. And that is a sentence I never thought I’d ever type.

Edited April 20, 2020 by The Awakened Salad

[The_Archivist he/him]

9 minutes ago, The Awakened Salad said:

Salad asked these two people why they would want to vomit on Salad/eat Salad, respectively. 

Becau- hum... Actually... I don't know why. I hate vegetables. And you're clearly not a fruit salad.

[Nathrangking he/him]

*Still wins.*

[The_Archivist he/him]

20 minutes ago, Nathrangking said:

*Still wins.*

I think not

[Experience he/him]

25 minutes ago, The_Archivist said:

I think not

I think not not

[The_Archivist he/him]

So you think Nathrangking should win?

[Experience he/him]

19 minutes ago, The_Archivist said:

So you think Nathrangking should win?

I think not

[Rebecca she/her]

19 hours ago, Mist said:

Sophitz, but he needs to get over his matching issues. 

Yes, he does haha. I’m on Team Foster-Keefe.