The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Here @Thorax the changeling, have a spiked rat!! His name is Ratsputin, he’s currently exiled from his communist rat country.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Here @Thorax the changeling, have a breadmunk biscuit!

[Lunamor she/her]

@Nathrangking, is it Jezrien’s honorblade? Nightblood?

[Vargo Seldon he/him]

13 hours ago, Chaos said:

Totally fine, this is totally different from intro threads.  

YYYYYYYYAAAAAAAASSSSS COOKIES FOR EVERYONE JOIN THE ALLEYVERSE THE DA IS BETTER THAN TUBA JOIN THE DIAGRAMISTS!!!!

13 hours ago, AonEne said:

My day is now made. I can still give out cookies, just not in intro threads. I STILL HAVE A PURPOSE.

*takes deep breath* @Thorax the changeling. Here's a cookie. In fact, since apparently it's okay to say this, here's a cookie, courtesy of TUBA! You can be certain that this, like the puppy, has no Hemalurgic spikes in it. Totally safe to eat.

While her cookie may be safe to eat (and TUBA certified), @Thorax the changeling, the cookie that I'm about to offer you, courtesy of the DA, is not only partially safe, but also grants you neat powers.  

Of course, you'll have to omnipotent force of entropy and destruction whispering in your ear, but whatever.  Like we all haven't had that at one point.

Edti:  This felt so good to get off my chest ^.  I've been so restrained...

Edited June 17, 2019 by Vargo Seldon

[xinoehp512 he/him]

28 minutes ago, Vargo Seldon said:

Of course, you'll have to omnipotent force of entropy and destruction whispering in your ear, but whatever.  Like we all haven't had that at one point.

*cough* Uh, actually, he's dead...

*shuffles slowly away*

[Lunamor she/her]

1 minute ago, xinoehp512 said:

*cough* Uh, actually, he's dead...

*shuffles slowly away*

He didn’t say that it was Ruin... 

[+Ark1002]

15 hours ago, Chaos said:

Totally fine, this is totally different from intro threads.  

MUA HA HA HA

[Nathrangking he/him]

4 hours ago, Lunamor said:

@Nathrangking, is it Jezrien’s honorblade? Nightblood?

No. No.

[Clyde Froggins he/him]

Trains, planes, and automobiles will hit me.

[Nathrangking he/him]

5 minutes ago, Clyde Froggins said:

Trains, planes, and automobiles will hit me.

I hope not. I win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[+Ark1002]

Edited June 17, 2019 by Ax's Boyfriend

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Just now, Ax's Boyfriend said:

*sighs* Marsh...

Hey, why doesn't he have tattoos?

[Lunamor she/her]

*requests Ark use a spoiler box*

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

I mean, it could just be a normal inquisitor...

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Just now, Truthless of Shinovar said:

I mean, it could just be a normal inquisitor...

But in order to be an Inquisitor, you have to be an obligator and obligators have tattoos.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Ahhh I see, so it is good ole Swampy!

[AonEne he/him]

8 hours ago, Vargo Seldon said:

YYYYYYYYAAAAAAAASSSSS COOKIES FOR EVERYONE JOIN THE ALLEYVERSE THE DA IS BETTER THAN TUBA JOIN THE DIAGRAMISTS!!!!

Edti:  This felt so good to get off my chest ^.  I've been so restrained...

1. No way, TUBA's way better.

2. I knoooowwwww argh. And I don't even post in the intros that often, for me it was more the principle of the thing.

4 hours ago, Clyde Froggins said:

Trains, planes, and automobiles will hit me.

*puts up shield around Clyde*

3 hours ago, Ax's Boyfriend said:

You know, this actually looks pretty much like how I'd expect Ark to.

3 hours ago, Shard of Thought said:

But in order to be an Inquisitor, you have to be an obligator...

Not true. Well, maybe almost true canonically, but you could totally have all the right spikes and not be an obligator.

[Vargo Seldon he/him]

21 hours ago, xinoehp512 said:

*cough* Uh, actually, he's dead...

*shuffles slowly away*

There's totally more than one.  I mean, hook a spike up to me and I could whisper destruction into your ear.  

12 hours ago, AonEne said:

1. No way, TUBA's way better.

2. I knoooowwwww argh. And I don't even post in the intros that often, for me it was more the principle of the thing.

Nonono, The Dark Alley makes the best baked goods.  We don't even have to be good at baking, we can just spike some flavor into it.

[Silva]

2 hours ago, Vargo Seldon said:

Nonono, The Dark Alley makes the best baked goods.  We don't even have to be good at baking, we can just spike some flavor into it.

That's exactly why TUBA's baked goods are better. We put in time, effort, and quality without the added metallic taste. 

[BringerofShadows she/her]

21 minutes ago, Silva said:

That's exactly why TUBA's baked goods are better. We put in time, effort, and quality without the added metallic taste. 

Stabbey stabbey Killy Killy is what the GBs do.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Ghostbloods: DESTROY. EVERYBODY

[Nathrangking he/him]

I spawn an immortal.
My truth is known to few.
I bring death.

[+Ark1002]

6 minutes ago, Nathrangking said:

I spawn an immortal.
My truth is known to few.
I bring death.

hmmm

Ironeyes?

[BringerofShadows she/her]

I wish that I was a Kandra. 

 

 

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[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

6 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said:

I wish that I was a Kandra. 

 

 

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Nah, that works here too