The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Xino chuckled and sat down on one of the chairs.

[Vargo Seldon he/him]

14 hours ago, AonEne said:

"WE ABSOLUTELY ARE," Ene said excitedly. "With food! And music! And people standing awkwardly to the sides of the room 'cause they don't wanna dance!"

A man that looked remarkably like Kevin Bacon jumped into the center of the room.  "LETS DANCE!!!!" He yelled excitedly.

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Also, Xinoehp, I find this message in your sig:

Support the Longest Thread.

Well, frankly, I find it offensive .

 

Edited May 25, 2019 by Vargo Seldon

[Lunamor she/her]

13 hours ago, AonEne said:

"Him," Ene says happily, pointing at Xino (or maybe not Xino). "Also her." Her hand swivels to BoS. "And we're celebrating Luna!"

“I, um, er...” Luna paused uncomfortably. “Why?”

[BringerofShadows she/her]

“Who wants to go first?” BoS randomly said. “I think the guest of honor should.” She summoned her hatchet and swung at Luna.

[Lunamor she/her]

“Gah!” Luna yelled, jumping backwards. “What on Roshar was that for?!”

[BringerofShadows she/her]

“For winning.” BoS stared him down.

[+Doomstick he/him]

“But I win” says Stick 

[BringerofShadows she/her]

*Throws hatchet at Stick*

[+Doomstick he/him]

*becomes two stick*

[BringerofShadows she/her]

*Throws metal sword*

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"People, people- calm down, okay?" Xino seemed bothered.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

“NO. I WILL NOT REMAIN CALM. THIS IS MY 1,000th POST AND IT NEEDS TO BE ABSOLUTELY PERFECT. NO CREM POSTING, NO SHIPPING OR LOVE, JUST DEATH AND VIOLENCE OKAY?” *Chucks another hatchet at Xino*

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Xino shrugged and disintegrated the hatchet.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

*screams incoherently*

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

3 hours ago, xinoehp512 said:

Xino shrugged and disintegrated the hatchet.

1 hour ago, BringerofShadows said:

*screams incoherently*

Star sighed. She was on vacation in Chicago and as such couldn't Shard as much as she wanted to, but she'd try to help out. She put a forcefield around Xino and waved the hand controller at Shadow. "Behave," she said.

[Ethan_sedai he/him]

On 5/23/2019 at 7:34 PM, Shard of Thought said:

That was... a really funny joke.

*smiles slowly*

Yes, a very funny joke.

 

You know, I like stupid jokes a lot. Clever jokes are more like, "... Wow. That is absolutely hilarious! " Whereas stupid jokes are like, "Ahhhhhhhhh, hahahahahahhahahahaha. IIIIIIIIIIII get it. HAHAHAHAHAHA." 

 

Just my rant.

three elephants fall out of a plane; two hit land, one hits water.

Spoiler

ba-dum crash!

 

also, about the number of posts in this thread...

Spoiler

 

Finally, hey ark! I mention you!

 

[BringerofShadows she/her]

16 hours ago, Shard of Thought said:

Star sighed. She was on vacation in Chicago and as such couldn't Shard as much as she wanted to, but she'd try to help out. She put a forcefield around Xino and waved the hand controller at Shadow. "Behave," she said.

“Okay then…” BoS composed herself. A thought struck her. If Star is gone…>:)

[Lunamor she/her]

“I’m gonna go, um, do something...” Lunamor said, backing away and trying to blend in with the wall.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

“Nope! I am going to make you my slave.” Chains slithered around Luna, constricting him.

[Lunamor she/her]

“Wait!” Lunamor tried to throw up his hands, but the chains prevented him from doing so. “You don’t wanna do that.”

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

2 hours ago, Lunamor said:

“Wait!” Lunamor tried to throw up his hands, but the chains prevented him from doing so. “You don’t wanna do that.”

Star smiled, turning the chains to bubbles. "I gotcha, Luna." She winked. 

[BringerofShadows she/her]

BoS grumbled. “Can you like, leave already?”

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star smiled cheerfully. "I'm back! I'm not goin' anywhere!"

[BringerofShadows she/her]

“You are supposed to be in Chicago and not available.”

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

"I got back a half hour ago."