beantheboy12 he/him Posted March 4, 2019 Posted March 4, 2019 *Hasharan shoots it in the eye with his grand bow*
+Doomstick he/him Posted March 4, 2019 Posted March 4, 2019 First of all, I am Stick, not Doom, second, I am already riding it, so alvron is pushedinto it’s mouth. the grandbow is Pulled out of his hand before a shot is fired
Alvron Posted March 4, 2019 Posted March 4, 2019 I already know a Stick so you must be Doom. Alvron grabs a hold of a mandible, hauls himself back up top and pushes Doom off.
beantheboy12 he/him Posted March 4, 2019 Posted March 4, 2019 *Hasharan smashes his hammer into the beast*
Lunamor she/her Posted March 4, 2019 Posted March 4, 2019 *continues to sneak backstage while everyone is busy fighting the chasmfiend*
Lunamor she/her Posted March 4, 2019 Posted March 4, 2019 This has been in the back of my mind for a while now: Kelsier: Say hello to my little friend! Vin: Stop introducing me to people like that! 2
+Doomstick he/him Posted March 4, 2019 Posted March 4, 2019 *unleashes legions of chasmfiends* 17 hours ago, Alvron said: I already know a Stick so you must be Doom. I’ll be doom when I am on a thread with the other stick
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 (edited) 3 hours ago, Lunamor said: This has been in the back of my mind for a while now: Kelsier: Say hello to my little friend! Vin: Stop introducing me to people like that! I have so many of those... The Crew: *talking among themselves* Kelsier: Were you guys talking about me? Dockson: Nope. Kelsier: Okay, then let’s start this meeting. Ham: Um, we were kind of in the middle of an important discussion. Kelsier: That makes no sense. You just said that you weren't talking about me. Spook: What is that, Kelsier? Kelsier: Oh, that? That's a portrait of me. Spook: Oh... I thought it was a mistwraith. Kelsier: ...it's.... abstract art... Spook: Okay. Kelsier: Marsh?! Marsh: Yeah? Kelsier: Got any doritos? Marsh: ... What? Kelsier: I have appeared to you, oh loyal skaa, for I have made a great discovery. Skaa Worshiper: Will it help us save the world, Lord Survivor? Kelsier: No, but it will help you enjoy these last days. Skaa: What is it? Kelsier: Video games that you don't have the electricity to use. Kelsier: Naaatza venya yamahezema ho!! (Lion King opening) Marsh: What are you doing? Kelsier: Chanting. Marsh: ...Why? Kelsier: Why not? Marsh: *sitting at a desk* Kelsier: *pokes his shoulder* Marsh. Marsh. Marsh. Marshy. Marshal. Marsh. Marsh. Marsh. Marsh. Marsh. Marsh. Ma- Marsh: *throws down his pen* SHUT UP! Kelsier: Kelsier: It's not funny, Ruin, what you do to him. He's practically crippled now! Ruin: I know! That's why it's so fun! Fuzz: Kelsier: Alright, put 'em up, buddy. "Finally, someone near the back of the room spoke. 'You're a fool,' the man said." Me: DO YOU KNOW TO WHOM YOU SPEAK, SKAA?! "'The Lord Ruler will kill you. You don't rebel against God in his own city.' The room fell silent. Tense. Vin sat up as Breeze whispered to himself. In the room, Kelsier stood quietly for a moment." Me: Time to pull out the big guns... "Finally, he reached up and pulled back the sleeves on his jacket, revealing the crisscrossed scars on his arms." Me: Who's the fool now?! "'The Lord Ruler is not out god,' he said quietly." Me: That’s right! You are. "'And he cannot kill me. He tried, but he failed. For I am the thing that he can never kill.'" Me: SURVIVAAA!!!!! "With that, Kelsier turned, walking from the room the way he had come." Me: Mic drop. Eat that. Edited March 5, 2019 by Shard of Thought 2
Lunamor she/her Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 (edited) Marasi: Wayne, why are you wearing a bonnet? Wayne: Because popsicles in space. Marasi: ...What? Wayne: Triceratops beats shark. Edited March 5, 2019 by Lunamor 2
AonEne he/him Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 2 hours ago, Shard of Thought said: I have so many of those... The Crew: *talking among themselves* Kelsier: Were you guys talking about me? Dockson: Nope. Kelsier: Okay, then let’s start this meeting. Ham: Um, we were kind of in the middle of an important discussion. Kelsier: That makes no sense. You just said that you weren't talking about me. Spook: What is that, Kelsier? Kelsier: Oh, that? That's a portrait of me. Spook: Oh... I thought it was a mistwraith. Kelsier: ...it's.... abstract art... Spook: Okay. Kelsier: Marsh?! Marsh: Yeah? Kelsier: Got any doritos? Marsh: ... What? Kelsier: I have appeared to you, oh loyal skaa, for I have made a great discovery. Skaa Worshiper: Will it help us save the world, Lord Survivor? Kelsier: No, but it will help you enjoy these last days. Skaa: What is it? Kelsier: Video games that you don't have the electricity to use. Kelsier: Naaatza venya yamahezema ho!! (Lion King opening) Marsh: What are you doing? Kelsier: Chanting. Marsh: ...Why? Kelsier: Why not? Marsh: *sitting at a desk* Kelsier: *pokes his shoulder* Marsh. Marsh. Marsh. Marshy. Marshal. Marsh. Marsh. Marsh. Marsh. Marsh. Marsh. Ma- Marsh: *throws down his pen* SHUT UP! Kelsier: Kelsier: It's not funny, Ruin, what you do to him. He's practically crippled now! Ruin: I know! That's why it's so fun! Fuzz: Kelsier: Alright, put 'em up, buddy. "Finally, someone near the back of the room spoke. 'You're a fool,' the man said." Me: DO YOU KNOW TO WHOM YOU SPEAK, SKAA?! "'The Lord Ruler will kill you. You don't rebel against God in his own city.' The room fell silent. Tense. Vin sat up as Breeze whispered to himself. In the room, Kelsier stood quietly for a moment." Me: Time to pull out the big guns... "Finally, he reached up and pulled back the sleeves on his jacket, revealing the crisscrossed scars on his arms." Me: Who's the fool now?! "'The Lord Ruler is not out god,' he said quietly." Me: That’s right! You are. "'And he cannot kill me. He tried, but he failed. For I am the thing that he can never kill.'" Me: SURVIVAAA!!!!! "With that, Kelsier turned, walking from the room the way he had come." Me: Mic drop. Eat that. 32 minutes ago, Lunamor said: Marasi: Wayne, why are you wearing a bonnet? Wayne: Because popsicles in space. Marasi: ...What? Wayne: Triceratops beats shark. ^ One of the best welcomes I've ever gotten to the Shard, clearly. 1
beantheboy12 he/him Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 Wait! There are triceratops on Scadrial?
Lunamor she/her Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 (edited) 2 minutes ago, beantheboy12 said: Wait! There are triceratops on Scadrial? I don’t think so... that was just the first thing that came to mind. Trust Wayne to make up some random animal that can stab people. Edited March 5, 2019 by Lunamor Added comment
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