Vargo Seldon he/him Posted March 3, 2019 Author Posted March 3, 2019 The knights of valor ride forth from their home of bravery, to face thine foe, who hast challengesteth them. The bear down on their terrified foe, thou is shaking in his booteths. They die, and the win is won. The win winning knights who won the win of the winning, ride the glory of the won win with the win won, and return to their home of glory, celebrating the won win with winning won that was win with won. 1
Alvron Posted March 3, 2019 Posted March 3, 2019 As the Knights of Valor ride off with the win that they won, they are ambushed by a band of rogues wielding crossbows. The Knights are killed to a man and their hard-fought-for won is stolen by the rogues who the fade back into the undergrowth from whence they came.
+Doomstick he/him Posted March 3, 2019 Posted March 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Lunamor said: I think that he wants you to use a period or something like that. thaT is Not graMmar tHaT Is LANGUAGE conVentioN
beantheboy12 he/him Posted March 3, 2019 Posted March 3, 2019 2 hours ago, DoomStick said: but I did! 13 minutes ago, DoomStick said: thaT is Not graMmar tHaT Is LANGUAGE conVentioN Yes but...
Vargo Seldon he/him Posted March 3, 2019 Author Posted March 3, 2019 I'm so sorry, I just couldn't help myself. I have created... the crayquisitor!!
Lunamor she/her Posted March 4, 2019 Posted March 4, 2019 9 minutes ago, DoomStick said: Loses Now that is true.
Lunamor she/her Posted March 4, 2019 Posted March 4, 2019 *accepts trophy for winning TLPW and delivers heartwarming acceptance speech that makes a few people in the front row tear up*
Alvron Posted March 4, 2019 Posted March 4, 2019 *comes onto stage and reveals win was given to wrong person*
Alvron Posted March 4, 2019 Posted March 4, 2019 *tears up envelope that would've revealed Bean as the true winner*
Lunamor she/her Posted March 4, 2019 Posted March 4, 2019 (edited) *starts a war against the commite who decides the winner* *gathers crowd, who have been won over to my side by my moving speech, into a giant mob which swarms onto the stage and makes its way backstage* Edited March 4, 2019 by Lunamor
beantheboy12 he/him Posted March 4, 2019 Posted March 4, 2019 *Bean reveals envelope that still has his name in it and is the most accurate result* *Pulls out a flamethrower*
Lunamor she/her Posted March 4, 2019 Posted March 4, 2019 *people in the mob pull out their own personal flamethrowers, as no respectable individual travels without one on their person at all times* *the stage is lit on fire*
Alvron Posted March 4, 2019 Posted March 4, 2019 *flees to market and buys marshmallows before returning to burning stage*
beantheboy12 he/him Posted March 4, 2019 Posted March 4, 2019 *Turns into Hasharan* *Runs through the fire in his shardplate, pulling on all the flamethrowers*
+Doomstick he/him Posted March 4, 2019 Posted March 4, 2019 *has pet chasmfiend stomp on all of the competition*
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