The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[Lunamor she/her]

2 minutes ago, Faerie Braids said:

Oops! I just checked, and they ended up being the same on my screen as well, which is rather funny. We'll just call that a happy accident...

Bob Ross approves.

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[The Bookwyrm he/him]

That streak is too long.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Far too long.

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

How did you let Lunamor win for a whole day??

[Lunamor she/her]

3 hours ago, The cheeseman said:

How did you let Lunamor win for a whole day??

It’s cause y’all know any attempts to defeat me will ultimately prove futile.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

I can’t accept that.

[Immortal Platypus]

as my friend said, there are two types of people in the world.

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people who are afraid of Barney, and crazy people

 

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

2 hours ago, Immortal Platypus said:

as my friend said, there are two types of people in the world.

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people who are afraid of Barney, and crazy people

 

What about people who are both?

[Immortal Platypus]

they don't exist

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Stickenheimer?

[Lunamor she/her]

This is a pretty good joke:

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood tree?

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From the bark.

 

[Immortal Platypus]

1 hour ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Stickenheimer?

indeed

[TheFrugalWizard he/him]

It appears that this page strives to have as many pages as the current year.

[Lunamor she/her]

2 minutes ago, TheFrugalWizard said:

It appears that this page strives to have as many pages as the current year.

New goal. Also, this joke hurts:

What do you call a cold puppy?

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A chili dog.

 

[Immortal Platypus]

24 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

New goal. Also, this joke hurts:

What do you call a cold puppy?

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A chili dog.

 

i don't...

[Lunamor she/her]

This joke is even more painful:

Where are average things manufactured?

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At the satisfactory.

 

[Immortal Platypus]

i don't believe you. you're lying

[Lunamor she/her]

I can assure you that the satisfactory is a very real place that makes very average things.

[Immortal Platypus]

Nope. I'm being lied to

[Lunamor she/her]

‘Tis the truth. Here’s a classic:

What did one hat say to the other?

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You wait here, I’m going on ahead.

 

[Immortal Platypus]

nope. it went on a heart. the person was saying the pledge of allegiance. 

[Lunamor she/her]

Or its destination was up in the air if it went to a graduation.

[Immortal Platypus]

That is a possibility, but that way it would've already been on a head

[Lunamor she/her]

I have no witty response to that, so here’s a joke with a double punchline:

Where do bad rainbows go?

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Prism.

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It’s a light sentence.

 

 

[The H]

54 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

It’s a light sentence.

That should give them time to reflect