The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Precisely. That’s what makes me the perfect Ookla tyrant. You see, I like oxymorons. I am a very magnanimous tyrant.

[Immortal Platypus]

great!!!

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

A little bit of paprika

makes the world happrika

a little bit of thyme

is easy with to rhyme 

 

[Immortal Platypus]

wow. you rhymed paprika. good job.

a little bit of spice

makes things nice

a little bit of rice

is good with spice

a little bit of flour

gives me super powers

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

A bit of rosemary 

is good with dairy

whereas my brother 

makes things taste mudder

and a tongue

might just get flung

[Immortal Platypus]

my older sister

wants a mister

my older brother

has a mother

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

My pillow

isnt willow

my frog

is not a dog

the floor

leads to the door

and a rock

fits in a sock

[Immortal Platypus]

fours

like lores

fives

like beehives

sixes

like strixes                                        (greek birds)

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Chair made of hair

chandelier—hold the beer

metro pass made of glass

Puzzle to befuzzle

[Guest]

what

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

A little bit of corriander

Makes food taste so much grander

A little bit of tzatziki

Never made anything creepy

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

We back to rhyming again?

[Guest]

We're back to rhymes? 

What an utter crime 

But this i bet this rhyme 

Is slick as slime 

For my troubles a mile 

Give me a dime 

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Nope

[Guest]

A dime shan't be given? 

Quite unlike a witcher's living 

I must say 

For every day 

He is tossed a coin 

While my cries 

For a dime 

Go unheard and i muse 

Are immediately refused 

[Immortal Platypus]

my eye things

see nice things

rhymes

rarely have grime

[Edema Rue she/her]

Fun fact: cough, rough, though, and through don’t rhyme. 

but pony and bologna do. 

English is weird, but it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though. 

[Immortal Platypus]

that was a nice last sentence. lots of words that are similar but different.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Thank you. I have much talent. 

[Immortal Platypus]

indeed you do.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Talent takes time and time takes time

Dimes take metals and metals take rhymes

Brine takes salt and salt takes a chime

and multiple abbergongs gobber a nation

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Gobber says you all are to be put on a diet of limpits for three weeks.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

So I suppose I’ll just have to poison him.

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

I was summoned here a long time ago and just ignored it, but I'm here now!

[Edema Rue she/her]

Hooray! Wait, do I really have to go on a diet of limpits? Shouldn’t that just be Questions/Platypus and Haly/BlowerUpper?