The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Just now, The Wandering Wizard said:

Something random, well not exactly, I do in fact have a fat black cat. And now the win is mine, for promptly about five seconds.

Correct. I’ve got Nothing better to do. 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

It took about fifteen seconds, and yes I did count after I posted to see how long it was. i do have something better to do, like sleep, though not quite yet.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

In my defense I can’t type as fast on mobile

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

It is rather hard to type fast. And your answer was fast for being on mobile and having just responded in another thread.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

…and maybe reading SMBC as well. On that note have a comic

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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/villains

Sorry I can’t figure out how to make it an image

Edit:That was supposed to be a spoiler. ….bro

Edited August 24, 2022 by Shard of Reading

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

This is the one thread where you'd rather get ninja'd, I just realized.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Yup. It can get pretty confusing when you’ve got a 5 way conversation going though. 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

We could start one up. 

Opinion on Ghanderflaffles?

[Shard of Reading he/him]

On a scale of 14 blue frogs to 7 pink snakes I would rate them as a solid 34 purple rhinos. 

[Emery the Steelrunner he/him]

I have no idea what we are talking about, but I stand by my rating of 42.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

A ghanderflaffle is a creature that was never properly defined in TLT, though most assume it is scaly and they germinate by exploding, and when they die, they explode.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

11 hours ago, Emery the Steelrunner said:

I have no idea what we are talking about, but I stand by my rating of 42.

What's the question? How'd you get 42

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

21 hours ago, Shining Silhouette said:

What's the question? How'd you get 42

I think it was what do you think about ghanderflaffles.

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

What's the longest thread on the Shard?

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

I think it's "The Longest Thread"

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Erasers slowly sacrifice their lives because of our mistakes.

Edited August 25, 2022 by Szeth's Facepalm

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

57 minutes ago, Szeth's Facepalm said:

Erasers slowly sacrifice their lives because of our mistakes.

Whoa.

To scorpions, lobsters are mermaids.

Do crabs look up and think that fish are flying?

To your stomach, all potatoes are mashed.

And some others that I forgot.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Spoiler

 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

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[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

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[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I think the flaming espinas could beat your monster thaidakar.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

you think this

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could be beaten by this.

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[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Are we comparing dragons now?

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

apparently.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

apparently.

You've never been attacked by one then. 

But do you think it could be this?

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