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Heeeeeeellllllp!!!!! I just bought WoR 2 days ago and I am loving it so far BUUUUT, as I was getting out of the car this morning in a rush to get in to work I dropped my precious book and the back cover ripped and completely came off the book what can I do?

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The map of Roshar is split in twain. The front cover is still attached but my chest hurts. When I saw it was torn I wanted to summon my Shard Blade and cut everything in my path down.On a happier note I'm already on page 488 and I love it.

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There is a crack in the pavement of my parking lot. My sister-in-law who was in the backseat sleeping, jumped. If it had the dust-cover on it Kaladin would have been shattering the earth... actually I'm not sure he didn't.  All told final magnitude: over 9000

 

Edit: I just... ghetto rigged it to stop further damage and taped the map back together and the tear along the spine. It will suffice for now. Maybe after bills I will buy a new copy to keep on the shelf but probably not, it has character now. That's what I get for this book being my comfort blankie.

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HOW COULD YOU DO THIS!? YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO TREAT IT LIKE YOUR BABY! YOU JUST RIPPED YOUR BABY IN HALF!

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DON'T MAKE IT WORSE  :(  I was treating it like my baby, not eating while reading, washing my usually filthy hands (I'm an aircraft fueler) like 50 times before reading and I take it everywhere. All my books are my babies. I'm devastated but it's still readable so I am doing so now.

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"Book down! Book down!

Drop it on the ground!

Book down! Book down!

Rip the cover all around!"

I am so sorry. Neither you, nor Les Mis deserved that.

Seriously, sympathies. My omnibus Lord of the Rings got a few pages creased when I dropped it and it killed my reread. Major sympathy for what happened WoR.

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You know those plastic covers on the dust jackets of library books?

WELL YOU CAN BUY THEM TOO AND BE ABLE TO CARRY THE AWE-INSPIRING DUST JACKET AROUND WITH YOU!

Seriously, they're awesome. Google "Dust jacket protectors" or something. I put them on all my hardcovers.

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As much as I love a good book bashing,  I am afraid I am unfit to join this one. I have neither read the books nor watched the movies, and am thus woefully incapable of joining in the criticism with a clear conscience.

 

Carry on, comrades. Carry on.

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