Ashertliden Posted October 9, 2018 Posted October 9, 2018 I introduced someone to TFE and they refuse to read any more cosmere. This aggression will not stand. 4
Toaster Retribution he/him Posted October 9, 2018 Posted October 9, 2018 (edited) TOAST THEM IN THE FIRES OF RETRIBUTION!! And then give them some bread. With jam. Strawberry jam. And a nice book. A Cosmere book. Edited October 9, 2018 by Toaster Retribution 9
Nathrangking he/him Posted October 9, 2018 Posted October 9, 2018 45 minutes ago, Toaster Retribution said: TOAST THEM IN THE FIRES OF RETRIBUTION!! And then give them some bread. With jam. Strawberry jam. And a nice book. A Cosmere book. So long as that book is not TWoK!!!!
Silva Posted October 9, 2018 Posted October 9, 2018 Pelt them with Cosmere books until they repent their evil ways. Though you may need many copies of said books. 1
Straight_Outta_Arrakis Posted October 10, 2018 Posted October 10, 2018 I’d go all Laura Roslin on them. Haters Out The Airlock!!! or maybe Fremen...take their water. 2
Apollyon he/him Posted October 10, 2018 Posted October 10, 2018 Pelt them with innumerable amounts of coins until they succumb. Or threaten to stab spikes in their eyes. I hear they're pretty comfortable. And, if all else fails, throw them off a wall and yell at them to Push so they can save themselves. If they somehow they survive, send them to the Pits of Hathsin. That should teach them correctly. 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 10, 2018 Posted October 10, 2018 And here I was just going to suggest handing them Warbreaker and watching with glee as they devour it. 3
TrдVψLшR 0115 he/him Posted October 10, 2018 Posted October 10, 2018 (edited) @Straight_Outta_Arrakis Edited October 10, 2018 by PelekinikeleT 1
Toaster Retribution he/him Posted October 10, 2018 Posted October 10, 2018 19 hours ago, Nathrangking said: So long as that book is not TWoK!!!! Why? Its a great introduction.
Straight_Outta_Arrakis Posted October 10, 2018 Posted October 10, 2018 @PelekinikeleT That’s what I’m talkin about lol
Nathrangking he/him Posted October 10, 2018 Posted October 10, 2018 4 hours ago, Toaster Retribution said: Why? Its a great introduction. They will take one look at you, the bread, and the book and then run the other way after spitting out the bread. 1
Toaster Retribution he/him Posted October 11, 2018 Posted October 11, 2018 9 hours ago, Nathrangking said: They will take one look at you, the bread, and the book and then run the other way after spitting out the bread. The bread will be delicious.
I think I am here. he/him Posted October 11, 2018 Posted October 11, 2018 He means they’ll see the scene where Kabsal gives Shallan the poisoned jam and bread.
Ink he/him Posted October 11, 2018 Posted October 11, 2018 Force them to read it by asking the teacher to assign that book as reading, if they are in school. tie them to a chair and make them listen to it. 1
Voidus Posted October 11, 2018 Posted October 11, 2018 Alert the nearest government authorities that you have discovered a hostile alien life form attempting to masquerade as a human. 5
whattheHoid she/her Posted October 11, 2018 Posted October 11, 2018 Quick! Throw a whole bunch of gemstones glowing with Stormlight at the other person, than absorb the light and in total darkness start lashing the 'person' all about. They'll become so disoriented that they'll have no choice but to start reading everything Cosmere to understand what in the everloving Stormfather just happened. P.s. I just gifted Arcanum Unbounded to my friend for her birthday; she'd better read it and love it and have it change her life!! 2
Ink he/him Posted October 15, 2018 Posted October 15, 2018 On 10/11/2018 at 3:36 PM, whattheHoid said: absorb the light and in total darkness start lashing the 'person' all about. This made me think of sans from undertale. Slowly chop off fingers and toes, then work your way up the limbs until they say they will read them.
whattheHoid she/her Posted October 15, 2018 Posted October 15, 2018 (edited) That's dark, Ink! But this is a revenge ideas posting, so...I assume you are talking about that video game Undertake, correct? I saw Dunkey's video on it, it looks ridiculous, in the best possible way. P.s. revenge strategy #2, isn't so much as revenge as it has more to do with badgering, constantly text and call then about reading Brandon's works till they get so annoyed they read it, or you go out and actually buy a badger and name it the King's Wit and teach it to throw clever insults all round. Your friend should be so impressed as to start reading the Cosmere. Edited October 15, 2018 by whattheHoid
The Sovereign Posted October 15, 2018 Posted October 15, 2018 Wouldn't not experiencing the rest of the Cosmere be punishment enough in itself? For revenge I would just sorta laugh around them and if they ever asked about the unprompted laughter just half shrug and mention that 'there is always another secret'... 1
whattheHoid she/her Posted October 15, 2018 Posted October 15, 2018 Well of course not reading the Cosmere would be a punishment, but if they've never read it before how would they know what they're missing?
The Sovereign Posted October 15, 2018 Posted October 15, 2018 (edited) 54 minutes ago, whattheHoid said: Well of course not reading the Cosmere would be a punishment, but if they've never read it before how would they know what they're missing? They wouldn't and that is a punishment in itself, regardless of their knowledge of it. Ignorance may be bliss, but it can be a painful bliss. Edited October 15, 2018 by The Sovereign
BitBitio he/him Posted October 26, 2018 Posted October 26, 2018 I have a solution. Show them the following. When you're old: CHOOSE WISELY 3
whattheHoid she/her Posted October 26, 2018 Posted October 26, 2018 Those are glorious, @Transition Stage
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