These Stupid Ranks

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

The name's Darkness

I speak faster than the armless

Wrapping you in layers of words

Drowning you in measures of slurs

Wit before measure is man's greatest treasure

Nice to meet you, it's all my pleasure.

Edited April 17, 2017 by Darkness Ascendant
Cos enefel means "Wit killer", as in kill with wit.

[A Budgie she/her]

I'm a Misting.
I wonder what type? Hope I'm not a gnat or something.

[Gizmosowner he/him]

And I am a puny obligator who doesn't know what the job entails. Seriously tho I just sit behind a desk and look at people.

[Zennix he/him]

My First Sermon As a Gyorn:

Join Shu-Dereth or the Syvrakiss will getcha! 

[Nashan’Elin he/him]

What is an Envisager? I forgot, and thus can no longer have my Professional Sanderfan badge. 

[Silverblade5 he/him]

1 hour ago, Nashan'Elin said:

What is an Envisager? I forgot, and thus can no longer have my Professional Sanderfan badge. 

A sect of people that Teft's parents belonged to.

[Nashan’Elin he/him]

12 minutes ago, Silverblade5 said:

A sect of people that Teft's parents belonged to.

Oh yeah, those guys. Thanks!

[Silverblade5 he/him]

1 minute ago, Nashan'Elin said:

Oh yeah, those guys. Thanks!

Nerd status, restored

[Nashan’Elin he/him]

Ooh, and now I'm a Ghostblood! 

Strangely, this new rank gives me a dislike for Jasnah Kholin. Not good. 

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

*hums to Excitement

They blame our people
For the loss of that land.
The city that once covered it
Did range the eastern strand.

[Zennix he/him]

2 hours ago, Darkness Ascendant said:

*hums to Excitement

They blame our people
For the loss of that land.
The city that once covered it
Did range the eastern strand.

Please, just remember to stay indoors on Stormy days! 

[Erunion he/him]

I make things disappear...

[JPine]

I'm cool, as long as I am not a squirrel.

[A Budgie she/her]

I'm a Silent Gatherer.
Shh...you're supposed to be silent...

On a different note, we should have a rank called 'stick' for the sole purpose of being able to come on here and say 'I am a stick!'

[Hemalurgic Headshot he/him]

8 minutes ago, A Budgie said:

I'm a Silent Gatherer.
Shh...you're supposed to be silent...

On a different note, we should have a rank called 'stick' for the sole purpose of being able to come on here and say 'I am a stick!'

I support that.

[Jondesu he/him]

I got a promotion! I wonder if I inherited Sadeas' princedom?

[Yata he/him]

I just becomed a Kalad's phantom....So could I say, I rock ?

[+Extesian he/him]

Excellent. I'm only one spike away from being a compounder. Be vewy vewy quiet. I'm hunting mistings.

Edited April 25, 2017 by Extesian

[Silverblade5 he/him]

2 hours ago, Yata said:

I just becomed a Kalad's phantom....So could I say, I rock ?

Rock on dude!

[Zennix he/him]

Contact me if you need your soul Forged. I have a Forger locked in my basement. 

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

Sela Tales can now bow beneath my grimm feet.

 

[A Budgie she/her]

Bloodsealer. How dramatic, although generally glue is better at sealing things closed than blood.

[Zennix he/him]

I Snapped! Finally! After many sessions of being used as a punching bag for a Boxing club, I finally got it. 

Don't blame them. It was all voluntary. 

I got Pewter. How cool is that? Now my Olympics dreams may actually become something other than a Ruin-influenced hallucination. 

Thanks to all of you who (punched) upvoted me. I will try to (punch) upvote you in return. 

[+Extesian he/him]

I've been UPgraded to a member of group of people that killed themselves in a failed attempt to gain magical powers and no longer exist #thesestupidranks 

[Jondesu he/him]

Huh, so I lied about the return of the Radiants. Or did I?