Kidpen he/him Posted July 9, 2018 Posted July 9, 2018 This is the poll for the official Alleyvillage leader.
Grey Knight Posted July 9, 2018 Posted July 9, 2018 (edited) Wait a second... Archer is PRO-hemalurgic?! What twisted, mirror universe is this? Edited July 9, 2018 by Grey Knight 2
Kidpen he/him Posted July 9, 2018 Author Posted July 9, 2018 *that moment when you mix up pro and anti* 1
Archer he/him Posted July 9, 2018 Posted July 9, 2018 (edited) Thanks for correcting the party name Kidpen! I am definitely against the despicable actions hemalurgy users have undertaken. Sacrificing people is not my idea of a good time. I prefer parties! If you elect me, we're going to have some epic celebrations. Go AHP! Edited July 9, 2018 by Archer
Voidus Posted July 9, 2018 Posted July 9, 2018 5 minutes ago, Archer said: Thanks for correcting the party name Kidpen! I am definitely against the despicable actions hemalurgy users have done in the past. This is blatantly Investiturist.
Archer he/him Posted July 9, 2018 Posted July 9, 2018 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Voidus said: This is blatantly Investiturist. You offend me good sir! I didn't say I'm always against using it, but it would very difficult to argue that the end justifies the means. Sacrificing people is never cool. *looks directly at the camera* Kids at home, I understand that peer pressure can cause you to want to try sacrificing people to impress your friends. But if you've fallen in with the wrong crowd, there is a way out. Would you like me to recommend a good Hemalurgics Anonymous group for you Voidus? There is a path to recovery for everyone, even you. *gives Voidus a caring hug* Edited July 9, 2018 by Archer
AonEne he/him Posted July 9, 2018 Posted July 9, 2018 Wait, where's the original thread for this again? I want to see how much I lost by. MAYOR ARCHER FTW!
Kidpen he/him Posted July 9, 2018 Author Posted July 9, 2018 15 minutes ago, AonEne said: Wait, where's the original thread for this again? I want to see how much I lost by. MAYOR ARCHER FTW! I kinda ruined the poll so you can't see it. Spoiler But it was a lot.
AonEne he/him Posted July 9, 2018 Posted July 9, 2018 Okay. Thanks. Did anyone vote for me? I'm fine with it being Archer, though, he'll be better at it than I would. (if he wins, which, I mean, he better)
The Forgetful Archivist he/him Posted July 9, 2018 Posted July 9, 2018 I voted for you and two or three other people did too, but Archer won in a landslide. 1
Kidpen he/him Posted July 9, 2018 Author Posted July 9, 2018 33 minutes ago, AonEne said: Okay. Thanks. Did anyone vote for me? I'm fine with it being Archer, though, he'll be better at it than I would. (if he wins, which, I mean, he better) I also voted for you. 1
Voidus Posted July 9, 2018 Posted July 9, 2018 1 hour ago, Archer said: You offend me good sir! I didn't say I'm always against using it, but it would very difficult to argue that the end justifies the means. Sacrificing people is never cool. *looks directly at the camera* Kids at home, I understand that peer pressure can cause you to want to try sacrificing people to impress your friends. But if you've fallen in with the wrong crowd, there is a way out. Would you like me to recommend a good Hemalurgics Anonymous group for you Voidus? There is a path to recovery for everyone, even you. *gives Voidus a caring hug* And that was the last time anyone ever saw Archer as a thousand spikes stabbed into his chest. In retrospect, giving a hug to one of the universes most infamous Hemalurgists was probably not the best idea. 1
Kidpen he/him Posted July 9, 2018 Author Posted July 9, 2018 I mean... Voidus wouldn't even have to do anything. The spikes coming from his body would do it as soon as Archer pressed into them.
Archer he/him Posted July 9, 2018 Posted July 9, 2018 1 minute ago, Voidus said: ...blah, blah, blah, Archer's chest is able to fit a thousand spikes in it. That's something for the ol' résumé. Vote for me, I've got the largest chest around! This makes me qualified to lead you for... reasons. 3
Voidus Posted July 10, 2018 Posted July 10, 2018 1 hour ago, Archer said: That's something for the ol' résumé. Vote for me, I've got the largest chest around! This makes me qualified to lead you for... reasons. The metal spikes in your chest do sort of hurt your ability to claim that you're anti-hemalurgy though
Kidpen he/him Posted July 10, 2018 Author Posted July 10, 2018 1 minute ago, ElephantEarwax said: So what is this poll now? The final election.
+ElephantEarwax he/him Posted July 10, 2018 Posted July 10, 2018 Ah. Vote ElephantEarwax. The bester choice.
The Forgetful Archivist he/him Posted July 10, 2018 Posted July 10, 2018 Embrace the future, learn from the past, vote TFA and do it fast! I am TFA and I approve this message. 1
The Forgetful Archivist he/him Posted July 10, 2018 Posted July 10, 2018 Yo @Kidpen, how long does voting last?
Kidpen he/him Posted July 10, 2018 Author Posted July 10, 2018 2 minutes ago, The Forgetful Archivist said: Yo @Kidpen, how long does voting last? I'll give it a day or two. I suspect most people who will vote already have, but might as well wait.
Grey Knight Posted July 10, 2018 Posted July 10, 2018 3 minutes ago, Mraize said: Why can't we see who voted for who? Likely to prevent the losing voters from being assassinated by the Ghostbloods
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