The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Keke They/he]

2 minutes ago, Dragonheir said:

suppose it would be. Of course, since I’m obliged to remind you that I’m still evil, I don’t think I shall assist with a search party at this time.” 
-

“To my perspective, only just now was I truly able to see her. And unfortunately, in addition to being aware of being written, I’m also aware of not being written. My Author imagining the things I could do feels like a twisted dream, where you have no control over your actions and nothing has any permanence. And being forgotten altogether, or even put out of mind temporarily, feels closer to death than I would be even if I actually died.” 

erryin shrugged. "I wasnt gonna ask you to help... you kinda just assumed it..."

-

Asher chuckled."oh... well when you put it like that... it..."

1 minute ago, NameIess said:

"Nope! It was all total gobbledygook." Lyric said bluntly. "But I have discerned the location of at least thirty temples, holy sites, or shopping malls we can visit in order to find the enlightenment they experienced."

Jim the Enuller stand-in nodded. "We'll be in touch once you've gotten him off the planet, then. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got some standing-in to do." He vanished in an ambiguous flash of darkness.

--

The Ennuller stand in reappeared. "Sorry about that, I got called in on something important that nobody wanted to do." He glanced at his clipboard. "Now, where were we? My notes say something about you having an incurable magical disease whose effects are unknown but probably going to kill you both deader than dead?" He flipped page. "Ah. I was absolutely not supposed to say that part out loud yet."

@Hawks@Sherma MainWas anyone else here?

Ashers eyes went wide. "IM SORRY WHAT!!" the light aura that surrounded them flickered. 

[NameIess]

2 minutes ago, Hawks said:

Ashers eyes went wide. "IM SORRY WHAT!!" the light aura that surrounded them flickered. 

Jim gave a forced chuckle. "I am certain you will be fine. There is no need for undue concern, I am trained for situations just like this."

[Keke They/he]

Just now, NameIess said:

Jim gave a forced chuckle. "I am certain you will be fine. There is no need for undue concern, I am trained for situations just like this."

they take a deep breath. "Yes see im perfectly calm. So jim what's the way you've been trained to handle this?"

[TwinStorm He/Him]

8 hours ago, Dragonheir said:

Rebus turned around, not looking especially surprised. “Are you, now?” He asked, grinning. “I’ve just gotten started.” 

“Indeed - in fact, I can make the display annotate what you see.” Rebus demonstrated this by cause a sheet of rainbow to appear between them - though his colors were messed up, Rebus was perfectly visible through it. “Most of the abilities I used during our battle are likewise technology-based and hence transferable - though you won’t be able to power them as I do.” 

“Mostly was a failsafe - I do not know of any direct involvement I had. As for Protagonist, I want someone to claim it.” 

“I am, yes. Is he of importance to you?” 
-

Rebus smiled. “Wow indeed. That is always my perception of reality - I can feel myself ceasing to exist, as, say Seraphina is at the moment. She’s fine, and presumably over there somewhere, but she’s not really present in the Thread.” 

Jack nodded, the explanation seeming quite satisfactory. “But you have pieced together an explanation from what they could communicate?” 
Rebus read the form over, frowning slightly. “I believe you would need to have my clone sign this. Unfortunately, he has fled to a planet containing high concentrations of destabilized Chaotic Light, otherwise known as dynessence, which actively disrupts any magical targeting - by anything I do, at least.” 

Good to see you, Xino! Is Bacon’s plan to stay in the vault so both he and it can do the guarding? Honestly, I can’t decide if that’s ridiculous or genius. 

Cricket barked, a short, harsh laugh. His eyes began to fade from violet to a midnight black. "I was created to destroy you, Rebus. I am your end. And I'm done waiting."

Edited October 27, 2025 by TwinStorm

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

18 minutes ago, NameIess said:

"Nope! It was all total gobbledygook." Lyric said bluntly. "But I have discerned the location of at least thirty temples, holy sites, or shopping malls we can visit in order to find the enlightenment they experienced."

Jim the Enuller stand-in nodded. "We'll be in touch once you've gotten him off the planet, then. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got some standing-in to do." He vanished in an ambiguous flash of darkness.

--

The Ennuller stand in reappeared. "Sorry about that, I got called in on something important that nobody wanted to do." He glanced at his clipboard. "Now, where were we? My notes say something about you having an incurable magical disease whose effects are unknown but probably going to kill you both deader than dead?" He flipped page. "Ah. I was absolutely not supposed to say that part out loud yet."

@Hawks@Sherma MainWas anyone else here?

“Let’s start with the shopping mall,” suggested Jack. “I should probably buy some traveling supplies, after all.” 
Rebus watched Jim the Ennuller stand-in vanish and reappear approximately ten feet away, given that Asher was also at the party. As he thought about it, that was probably an issue - a robot had already managed to somehow get sick, and though this party had fewer guests than the regular ones did, there were still plenty of people who could be infected. 

16 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

"So you'll set the Witherlord free...why? What purpose does that play in your whole plan? And has your plan taken into account that you would be, essentially, sending Symbol off to live with a lie? A version of yourself that no longer really exists, and is just a remnant from a time before?"

“You people are frustratingly difficult to scare - though if I set the Witherlord free instead of taking the Mantle onto myself, I have made a grievous error. Though this was initially the terms of a bargain with Fate, I probably would have resorted to summoning the Witherlord eventually. Somehow, the most devious Narrator since Nameless acquiring one of the most powerful Plotblades in existence and attempting to conquer the Thread wasn’t alarming enough.” Rebus chuckled. “And I would say that it is no more a lie than the rest of our existences. Before Lady Bug tampered with her memories, Symbol would have known exactly what was happening.” 

15 minutes ago, Hawks said:

erryin shrugged. "I wasnt gonna ask you to help... you kinda just assumed it..."

-

Asher chuckled."oh... well when you put it like that... it..."

Ashers eyes went wide. "IM SORRY WHAT!!" the light aura that surrounded them flickered. 

“Well that’s convenient for both of us, then.” 
-

Rebus sneezed. This was a rather unusual thing for him to do, since he had complete control over what would normally be unconscious processes, and a magically and technologically augmented immune system. 

Just now, TwinStorm said:

Cricket barked, a short, harsh laugh. His eyes began to fade from violet to a midnight black. "I was created to destroy you, Rebus. I am your end. And I'm done waiting."

Rebus laughed back, seeming genuinely amused. Not because Cricket’s actions were funny in a vacuum, but because of the sheer irony that went into them - for in some ways, in that moment Rebus had defeated Cricket. “Very well, then. Try, and be prepared for the consequences that follow.” 

[Keke They/he]

3 minutes ago, Dragonheir said:

“Let’s start with the shopping mall,” suggested Jack. “I should probably buy some traveling supplies, after all.” 
Rebus watched Jim the Ennuller stand-in vanish and reappear approximately ten feet away, given that Asher was also at the party. As he thought about it, that was probably an issue - a robot had already managed to somehow get sick, and though this party had fewer guests than the regular ones did, there were still plenty of people who could be infected. 

 

“Well that’s convenient for both of us, then.” 
-

Rebus sneezed. This was a rather unusual thing for him to do, since he had complete control over what would normally be unconscious processes, and a magically and technologically augmented immune system. 

Oh oh no

@Sherma Main

SPIIIIRRRRIIYY REBUS IS SICK

Maybe if we dont get this situated

tbh asher was technically in two places at once...

Anyways 

erryin chuckled. "Oh well. I figured youd be mad. I saw what your reactiom to asher already knowing something you were gonna tell her was. 'He didnt like being wrong'"

Edited October 27, 2025 by Hawks

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 minute ago, Dragonheir said:

“Let’s start with the shopping mall,” suggested Jack. “I should probably buy some traveling supplies, after all.” 
Rebus watched Jim the Ennuller stand-in vanish and reappear approximately ten feet away, given that Asher was also at the party. As he thought about it, that was probably an issue - a robot had already managed to somehow get sick, and though this party had fewer guests than the regular ones did, there were still plenty of people who could be infected. 

“You people are frustratingly difficult to scare - though if I set the Witherlord free instead of taking the Mantle onto myself, I have made a grievous error. Though this was initially the terms of a bargain with Fate, I probably would have resorted to summoning the Witherlord eventually. Somehow, the most devious Narrator since Nameless acquiring one of the most powerful Plotblades in existence and attempting to conquer the Thread wasn’t alarming enough.” Rebus chuckled. “And I would say that it is no more a lie than the rest of our existences. Before Lady Bug tampered with her memories, Symbol would have known exactly what was happening.” 

“Well that’s convenient for both of us, then.” 
-

Rebus sneezed. This was a rather unusual thing for him to do, since he had complete control over what would normally be unconscious processes, and a magically and technologically augmented immune system. 

Rebus laughed back, seeming genuinely amused. Not because Cricket’s actions were funny in a vacuum, but because of the sheer irony that went into them - for in some ways, in that moment Rebus had defeated Cricket. “Very well, then. Try, and be prepared for the consequences that follow.” 

"Why? What, exactly, do you seek? It clearly isn't related to Symbol, no matter how much you try to say it—I'm not sure who you're trying to fool, yourself or everyone else. You want Symbol out, but you won't go with her, by a flimsy memory excuse. If she truly loved you, you should be able to show her who you are. Unless you don't think she would appreciate the person you have become?"

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

On 10/24/2025 at 7:13 PM, Dragonheir said:

“I would accept, should you wish to give it,” Rebus said, following Sequence’s gaze, though he could not truly see the stars. “And your unwillingness to fight me is perhaps to my benefit - you have one of the half dozen weapons I believe could pose a threat to me.” 

Sequence tilted her head, focusing on Rebus. She simply stared at him for a moment, concentrating, then she summoned Conflict. Conflict took the form of a brilliant white and gold sword, functional and un ornamented, but radiating a sense of righteousness. “I assume this is what you’re referring to,” she said, examining the sword curiously before dismissing it with a puff of mist. “In that case, perhaps we will cross blades eventually. I don’t look forward to the day regardless.”

On 10/25/2025 at 1:51 PM, Hawks said:

she leaned against Sequence. "Are you sure?I mean... Papa said it all the time... Ben said it wasnt true but everything around me gets hurt.." 

Sequence frowned again, sitting on the edge of Atlas’s bed and squeezing her hand gently. “I’m sure. I’m entirely sure. We try our best to protect people, and to keep bad things from happening…” She said, looking out the window with a somewhat pained expression. “But nobody is perfect, and bad things are destined to slip through even the strongest walls. And that’s okay.” Sequence looked down at Atlas with a smile. “Besides, you’re much too sweet and nice to be cursed. Cursed people are awfully unpleasant.”

On 10/25/2025 at 4:34 PM, NameIess said:

"I'm fairly certain that's a normal part of the healing process for wounds like this." Unintelligible said uncertainly. He noticed the look on Sequence's face. "Oh." He let out a melodramatic sigh. "Alright. It'll definitely be fine on its own, but just in case, you can try and treat it."

Sequence visibly relaxed. “Threads, thank you,” she said, patting Unintelligible on the arm before taking a small jar of clear gel from her bag. She dunked the match into the gel, which continued to burn regardless, and stirred it around a bit. The result was a salve of sorts that radiated the same glow as the match. She then summoned her Narrationblade, which took the form of a small glass beaker. It was… dark. Misty. “Okay…” Sequence began, holding up the glowing salve. “My idea is to apply this to the edges of the wound, hopefully repelling the darkness and forcing it out into the beaker, which will hopefully attract it… Hopefully.” She looked rather worried. In fact, she looked incredibly worried, and had a slight tremble in her hands as she looked into Unintelligible’s eyes. “Tell me if it starts to hurt too much, okay?”

[Keke They/he]

5 hours ago, Sequence said:

Sequence tilted her head, focusing on Rebus. She simply stared at him for a moment, concentrating, then she summoned Conflict. Conflict took the form of a brilliant white and gold sword, functional and un ornamented, but radiating a sense of righteousness. “I assume this is what you’re referring to,” she said, examining the sword curiously before dismissing it with a puff of mist. “In that case, perhaps we will cross blades eventually. I don’t look forward to the day regardless.”

Sequence frowned again, sitting on the edge of Atlas’s bed and squeezing her hand gently. “I’m sure. I’m entirely sure. We try our best to protect people, and to keep bad things from happening…” She said, looking out the window with a somewhat pained expression. “But nobody is perfect, and bad things are destined to slip through even the strongest walls. And that’s okay.” Sequence looked down at Atlas with a smile. “Besides, you’re much too sweet and nice to be cursed. Cursed people are awfully unpleasant.”

Sequence visibly relaxed. “Threads, thank you,” she said, patting Unintelligible on the arm before taking a small jar of clear gel from her bag. She dunked the match into the gel, which continued to burn regardless, and stirred it around a bit. The result was a salve of sorts that radiated the same glow as the match. She then summoned her Narrationblade, which took the form of a small glass beaker. It was… dark. Misty. “Okay…” Sequence began, holding up the glowing salve. “My idea is to apply this to the edges of the wound, hopefully repelling the darkness and forcing it out into the beaker, which will hopefully attract it… Hopefully.” She looked rather worried. In fact, she looked incredibly worried, and had a slight tremble in her hands as she looked into Unintelligible’s eyes. “Tell me if it starts to hurt too much, okay?”

Sequence and Rebus are going to kill me with yalls convo.

atlas looked out the window too. "Do... do you think that... that i can save ben? And be happy?"

Chat we need bacon! Bacon has Ben in his person ball!!!

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Oop looks like some important things happened while I was gone. uh..

On 10/18/2025 at 10:26 PM, Kansas Stormcursed said:

It appears unchanged as well.

Relatively confident that this was the last thing you did

Taeidin sat up, somewhat disoriented. He thought that he knew what he was seeing, but at the same time it wasn't behaving as he would expect it to. The result was dizzying, the area warping around him in strange ways. This was unintentional, he knew, but was bound to have happened eventually without clarification or him figuring this out. He waited a moment for the sensation to subside, and then, thinking, he decided to wait a bit longer, realising that if he did so it was likely that he would not encounter this issue again. 

-

Erdikan stumbled slightly, watching as the last few minutes of the party passed in an instant for him. He leaned against a sofa, taking a moment let it all catch up to him. 

How had- no, he knew how this had happened. He had been frozen, or slowed, as others continued to do things. This whole venture was a bad idea from the start, but this proved it. Nothing could be accomplished here. Erdikan moved to leave, disappear into blissful obscurity again, but...

He looked up, processing for the first time what was going on around him. A confrontation, that's what he was seeing. Unlike most of the rest of the Thread, if he went away now, they would be left with no way to tell what would occur at the rest of the party. And what was about to happen would be vitally important information to know. He glanced around, weighing the options, knowing it was worth the risk. And so Erdikan pulled up his hood, taking a seat. He glanced over at the uncertain fuzz that used to be Sequence. What was it that she had said? Ah-

"I think I'll grace you a little while longer."

@Sequence

[Keke They/he]

35 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

Oop looks like some important things happened while I was gone. uh..

Relatively confident that this was the last thing you did

Taeidin sat up, somewhat disoriented. He thought that he knew what he was seeing, but at the same time it wasn't behaving as he would expect it to. The result was dizzying, the area warping around him in strange ways. This was unintentional, he knew, but was bound to have happened eventually without clarification or him figuring this out. He waited a moment for the sensation to subside, and then, thinking, he decided to wait a bit longer, realising that if he did so it was likely that he would not encounter this issue again. 

-

Erdikan stumbled slightly, watching as the last few minutes of the party passed in an instant for him. He leaned against a sofa, taking a moment let it all catch up to him. 

How had- no, he knew how this had happened. He had been frozen, or slowed, as others continued to do things. This whole venture was a bad idea from the start, but this proved it. Nothing could be accomplished here. Erdikan moved to leave, disappear into blissful obscurity again, but...

He looked up, processing for the first time what was going on around him. A confrontation, that's what he was seeing. Unlike most of the rest of the Thread, if he went away now, they would be left with no way to tell what would occur at the rest of the party. And what was about to happen would be vitally important information to know. He glanced around, weighing the options, knowing it was worth the risk. And so Erdikan pulled up his hood, taking a seat. He glanced over at the uncertain fuzz that used to be Sequence. What was it that she had said? Ah-

"I think I'll grace you a little while longer."

@Sequence

Can you provide a link to your notes again ?

i wanna steal read them

[NameIess]

10 hours ago, Dragonheir said:

“Let’s start with the shopping mall,” suggested Jack. “I should probably buy some traveling supplies, after all.” 

"Practical." Lyric said. He cleared his throat, then sang. "Oh great forest, we take our leave of you. We travel to a shopping mall, our questing to commence!" He turned to Jack. "Do you want to walk, or shall I call up some birds?"

10 hours ago, Hawks said:

they take a deep breath. "Yes see im perfectly calm. So jim what's the way you've been trained to handle this?"

"My father was a mortician. I did some work as his assistant before I joined the Ennullers." Jim said absently, flipping through his clipboard. "Here we are. protocol for situations like this." His eyes moved across the paper, and he mumbled softly to himself as he read. "...don't read this part aloud ... try to isolate them ... lie and tell them it'll be okay ..." He nodded, looking back up. "Alright. Don't worry, you're going to be okay. Now, I need to know more about this disease, so if you know anyone who might know anything about it, please let me know."

8 hours ago, Sequence said:

Sequence visibly relaxed. “Threads, thank you,” she said, patting Unintelligible on the arm before taking a small jar of clear gel from her bag. She dunked the match into the gel, which continued to burn regardless, and stirred it around a bit. The result was a salve of sorts that radiated the same glow as the match. She then summoned her Narrationblade, which took the form of a small glass beaker. It was… dark. Misty. “Okay…” Sequence began, holding up the glowing salve. “My idea is to apply this to the edges of the wound, hopefully repelling the darkness and forcing it out into the beaker, which will hopefully attract it… Hopefully.” She looked rather worried. In fact, she looked incredibly worried, and had a slight tremble in her hands as she looked into Unintelligible’s eyes. “Tell me if it starts to hurt too much, okay?”

Unintelligible gulped. "Yep. Got it. Um, just... make it quick." He stared back into Sequence's eyes, and took a deep breath. "Alright, I'm ready."

[Keke They/he]

42 minutes ago, NameIess said:

"Practical." Lyric said. He cleared his throat, then sang. "Oh great forest, we take our leave of you. We travel to a shopping mall, our questing to commence!" He turned to Jack. "Do you want to walk, or shall I call up some birds?"

"My father was a mortician. I did some work as his assistant before I joined the Ennullers." Jim said absently, flipping through his clipboard. "Here we are. protocol for situations like this." His eyes moved across the paper, and he mumbled softly to himself as he read. "...don't read this part aloud ... try to isolate them ... lie and tell them it'll be okay ..." He nodded, looking back up. "Alright. Don't worry, you're going to be okay. Now, I need to know more about this disease, so if you know anyone who might know anything about it, please let me know."

Unintelligible gulped. "Yep. Got it. Um, just... make it quick." He stared back into Sequence's eyes, and took a deep breath. "Alright, I'm ready."

they visibly twitch. "Pyk you should probably take lead before i roast his ass into an enuller kebab."

@Sherma Main

[NameIess]

1 hour ago, Hawks said:

they visibly twitch. "Pyk you should probably take lead before i roast his ass into an enuller kebab."

@Sherma Main

Jim looked aghast. “Don’t do that! Think of the paperwork that would have to be filed! My death would be a nightmare for the workplace safety department!”

Edited October 27, 2025 by NameIess

[xinoehp512 he/him]

15 hours ago, Hawks said:

the boy nodded. "Yes indeed. Though it shall tske a second to find."

 @Sherma Main

The boy shook his head. "alas my dear friend. I do not have flame."

Him without wings cause I beef with them 

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erryin whispers to Bacon's author. "Hey xino! Are we still trying to find other not bacon?"

XINO YOUR ALIVREEEEE

they shook their head. "Not exactly. Im worried svout them. I sense that their lack of presence is worrysome."

--

Asher nodded. "Yeah." She motioned to the side where sera was anxiously watching their interactions.  

"Of course," whispers the wind.

Remind me the last thing that happened.

On 10/26/2025 at 11:26 AM, NameIess said:

A screen flickers to life, and Malevolence’s face appears on it. “You’re going to just sit in here with the paper?”

"Yup," said Bacon.

23 hours ago, Dragonheir said:

Rebus turned around, not looking especially surprised. “Are you, now?” He asked, grinning. “I’ve just gotten started.” 

“Indeed - in fact, I can make the display annotate what you see.” Rebus demonstrated this by cause a sheet of rainbow to appear between them - though his colors were messed up, Rebus was perfectly visible through it. “Most of the abilities I used during our battle are likewise technology-based and hence transferable - though you won’t be able to power them as I do.” 

“Mostly was a failsafe - I do not know of any direct involvement I had. As for Protagonist, I want someone to claim it.” 

“I am, yes. Is he of importance to you?” 
-

Rebus smiled. “Wow indeed. That is always my perception of reality - I can feel myself ceasing to exist, as, say Seraphina is at the moment. She’s fine, and presumably over there somewhere, but she’s not really present in the Thread.” 

Jack nodded, the explanation seeming quite satisfactory. “But you have pieced together an explanation from what they could communicate?” 
Rebus read the form over, frowning slightly. “I believe you would need to have my clone sign this. Unfortunately, he has fled to a planet containing high concentrations of destabilized Chaotic Light, otherwise known as dynessence, which actively disrupts any magical targeting - by anything I do, at least.” 

Good to see you, Xino! Is Bacon’s plan to stay in the vault so both he and it can do the guarding? Honestly, I can’t decide if that’s ridiculous or genius. 

Indeed it is. He can't think of any better defense system than himself.

[NameIess]

2 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Yup," said Bacon.

“Well… this complicates matters.” Malevolence muttered. I suppose I can’t just use the camera system to read the paper as I’d planned. Ah well, at least this method might actually be secure.”

[Keke They/he]

48 minutes ago, NameIess said:

Jim looked aghast. “Don’t do that! Think of the paperwork that would have to be filed! My death would be a nightmare for the workplace safety department!”

“WELL STOP BEING AN IDIOT!!”

12 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Of course," whispers the wind.

Remind me the last thing that happened.

"Yup," said Bacon.

Indeed it is. He can't think of any better defense system than himself.

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Here we go i found ittttttt

On 9/14/2025 at 4:41 PM, xinoehp512 said:

"It was my idea! Why would I need to convince myself of my own idea?"

"There are better ways to create plot!" Bacon rebutted. "You're clever. I'm sure you can figure them out."

 

On 9/14/2025 at 4:49 PM, Hawks said:

"because somewhere inside you, the human you are, you want to fix it. Stop it. Maybe help everyone."

 

—

@Sequence

atlas whowas still getting used to being a narrator was able to see bacon was back. “Ooh baten (bacon)! He tan hep wif Ben!!” She thinks “Uh it’s his name fwree times. So baten da bawd baten da bawd baten da bawd!!!” She says excitedly. Hopefully with her speech impediments it stil summons bacon. 

[NameIess]

35 minutes ago, Hawks said:

“WELL STOP BEING AN IDIOT!!”

"Well what do you WANT me to do?" Jim snapped his clipboard in two, sending the paper on it scattering to the wind. "You show up with an unknown magical disease that can infect uninfectable people and is almost certainly lethal, then want me to help you when I have no information about where it comes from, how it functions, how it spreads, or even if it's curable? I'm risking infection and a terrible death just by standing here!" He threw his shattered clipboard to the ground and stomped on it. "And now you're insulting my intelligence? Well STORM YOU! I hope you DIE PAINFULLY without my help." He vanished in an angry burst of darkness.

Jim broke out of this happy daydream and sighed, scribbling something down on a form with only slightly more force than was strictly necessary. "I apologize for my intellectual inadequacy. I heartily welcome your feedback in improving my quality of service. Please, tell me. How specifically would you like me to stop being an idiot?"

Edited October 27, 2025 by NameIess

[xinoehp512 he/him]

39 minutes ago, Hawks said:

“WELL STOP BEING AN IDIOT!!”

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Here we go i found ittttttt

 

 

—

@Sequence

atlas whowas still getting used to being a narrator was able to see bacon was back. “Ooh baten (bacon)! He tan hep wif Ben!!” She thinks “Uh it’s his name fwree times. So baten da bawd baten da bawd baten da bawd!!!” She says excitedly. Hopefully with her speech impediments it stil summons bacon. 

Bacon appeared in a puff of bacon-flavored-smoke. "Wha' y' 'eed?" he said, mouth full of a bacon sandwich.

On 9/14/2025 at 4:49 PM, Hawks said:

"because somewhere inside you, you want to fix it. Stop it. Maybe help everyone."

"That's absurd. I'm a Narrator. Chaos incarnate! Why should I care?"

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

2 hours ago, Hawks said:

they visibly twitch. "Pyk you should probably take lead before i roast his ass into an enuller kebab."

@Sherma Main

Pyk narrowed his eyes. “I want you to start telling the truth. Or I’ll sneeze on you. If you die of this plague, maybe it will bring actual attention to it.”

He considered. “The disease has a very distinctive chemical signature… my AI is willing to track it, but is afraid it will die soon thereafter.”

@Kansas Stormcursed

weve started actually talking now

Edited October 27, 2025 by Sherma Main

[Keke They/he]

11 minutes ago, NameIess said:

"Well what do you WANT me to do?" Jim snapped his clipboard in two, sending the paper on it scattering to the wind. "You show up with an unknown magical disease that can infect uninfectable people and is almost certainly lethal, then want me to help you when I have no information about where it comes from, how it functions, how it spreads, or even if it's curable? I'm risking infection and a terrible death just by standing here!" He threw his shattered clipboard to the ground and stomped on it. "And now you're insulting my intelligence? Well STORM YOU! I hope you DIE PAINFULLY without my help." He vanished in an angry burst of darkness.

Jim broke out of this happy daydream and sighed, scribbling something down on a form with only slightly more force than was strictly necessary. "I apologize for my intellectual inadequacy. I heartily welcome your feedback in improving my quality of service. Please, tell me. How specifically would you like me to stop being an idiot?"

Jim im sorryyy she didnt mean itttt she just has anger issues.

guys #justiceforjim

dont worry she is self aware

asher started pacing. “Im sorry just. Stressed. Im fine. You’re not an idiot i just snapped. God knows your probably as stressed as we are.”

3 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Bacon appeared in a puff of bacon-flavored-smoke. "Wha' y' 'eed?" he said, mouth full of a bacon sandwich.

"That's absurd. I'm a Narrator. Chaos incarnate! Why should I care?"

Atlas gasped and jumped to him giving him a big hug. “Bacon!!!!! DUDEITHOGUHTYOUDIEDSOMUCHISHAPPENINGIMSCAREDANDIWANTBENANDYOU. Andsequencesaysthatyourmyfamilyissherightareyoumyfamily???????”

 @Sequence

—

“because your also a human? Narrator or not you breath and feel emotions. Regardless of if you pretend you dont.” They said conjuring a sand which and biting it

2 minutes ago, Sherma Main said:

Pyk narrowed his eyes. “I want you to start telling the truth. Or I’ll sneeze on you. If you die of this plague, maybe it will bring actual attention to it.”

He considered. “The disease has a very distinctive chemical signature… my AI is willing to track it, but is afraid it will die soon thereafter.”

Asher huffed and sat down and closed her eyes. 

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, Sherma Main said:

Pyk narrowed his eyes. “I want you to start telling the truth. Or I’ll sneeze on you. If you die of this plague, maybe it will bring actual attention to it.”

He considered. “The disease has a very distinctive chemical signature… my AI is willing to track it, but is afraid it will die soon thereafter.”

"I have been truthful." Jim said in a carefully not-exasperated tone. "You can track this disease? That's helpful." Why didn't they just say so earlier? "Ask your AI if a total shutdown would halt the disease's progression."

7 minutes ago, Hawks said:

asher started pacing. “Im sorry just. Stressed. Im fine. You’re not an idiot i just snapped. God knows your probably as stressed as we are.”

Jim was taken aback. "Oh. Um, thank you." He glanced down at his clipboard. "I mean, it is perfectly alright. This is a high-stress situation, and strong emotions are not unexpected."

[Keke They/he]

Just now, NameIess said:

"I have been truthful." Jim said in a carefully not-exasperated tone. "You can track this disease? That's helpful." Why didn't they just say so earlier? "Ask your AI if a total shutdown would halt the disease's progression."

Jim was taken aback. "Oh. Um, thank you." He glanced down at his clipboard. "I mean, it is perfectly alright. This is a high-stress situation, and strong emotions are not unexpected."

She takes a deeeeep breath. “Ok life” she covers her mouth and coughs “isn’t working right. Just calmmm.” She watched pyk thinking about what she and sequence talked about hopefully they both survived this. .. then maybe they could put it in action. 

15 minutes ago, Sherma Main said:

Pyk narrowed his eyes. “I want you to start telling the truth. Or I’ll sneeze on you. If you die of this plague, maybe it will bring actual attention to it.”

He considered. “The disease has a very distinctive chemical signature… my AI is willing to track it, but is afraid it will die soon thereafter.”

@Kansas Stormcursed

weve started actually talking now

 

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

17 minutes ago, NameIess said:

"I have been truthful." Jim said in a carefully not-exasperated tone. "You can track this disease? That's helpful." Why didn't they just say so earlier? "Ask your AI if a total shutdown would halt the disease's progression."

Jim was taken aback. "Oh. Um, thank you." He glanced down at his clipboard. "I mean, it is perfectly alright. This is a high-stress situation, and strong emotions are not unexpected."

Pyk is very strong rn

“I didn’t say so because I didn’t know. The AI, it say that the conclusion is logical, but also… that it shouldn’t have contracted the disease in the first place.”

14 minutes ago, Hawks said:

She takes a deeeeep breath. “Ok life” she covers her mouth and coughs “isn’t working right. Just calmmm.” She watched pyk thinking about what she and sequence talked about hopefully they both survived this. .. then maybe they could put it in action. 

 

Should I be worried?

[Keke They/he]

3 minutes ago, Sherma Main said:

Pyk is very strong rn

“I didn’t say so because I didn’t know. The AI, it say that the conclusion is logical, but also… that it shouldn’t have contracted the disease in the first place.”

Should I be worried?

No!! It’s a really really good thing!!!
i swear on the gods. I swear on my obsession with Hermes dazai and gojo that its a good thing,