The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

18 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

“You can go. Let me just make sure these two don’t murder each other to death.”

”It is not realistically possible to transfer the bond.”

Beosta swore under her breath. “Whatever,” she growled. “Idiot bacon man.”

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Shoe walked up next to Erif.

He set his battle-ax on the ground, where it tipped over-

pulling a string, which jerked a ladle, which threw a cracker past a toucan, which jumped after the cracker, which upset some seeds, which fell into a pail; the extra weight in the pail pulling a cord, which opened and ignited a lighter, setting off a skyrocket, which caused a sickle to cut a string, allowing a pendulum with an attached knife to cut a rope, which dropped a brick from the ceiling, which hit a secret button, which opened a door-

to the library.

Edited October 9, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Shoe walked up next to Erif.

He set his battle-ax on the ground, where it tipped over-

pulling a string, which jerked a ladle, which threw a cracker past a toucan, which jumped after cracker, upsetting some seeds, which fell into a pail; the extra weight in the pail pulled cord, which opened and ignited a lighter, setting off skyrocket, which caused a sickle to cut a string, allowing a pendulum with an attached knife to cut a rope, which dropped a brick from the ceiling, which hit a secret button, which opened a door-

to the library.

“You did it! You found the library!”

From inside, an eldritch screech could be heard.

[Immortal Platypus]

  

52 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

 

You didn't respond to Nogard here though

 

I know I quoted it...

I probably deleted it on accident.

"Yes. Though, personally I'm leaning towards that being manipulation by the BA."

46 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

“I…” 

Qodi felt bad. It was clear the measly human needed her. /Save the medallion. Tell Beosta there’s not a way. We can revisit this if need be. Beosta needs to learn manners anyway./

Very bolded. Very canon  

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

6 minutes ago, Immortal Platypus said:

  

I know I quoted it...

I probably deleted it on accident.

"Yes. Though, personally I'm leaning towards that being manipulation by the BA."

Very bolded. Very canon  

I could swear I fixed that! Scuddit

[xinoehp512 he/him]

6 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

“You did it! You found the library!”

From inside, an eldritch screech could be heard.

Erif leaped to his feet and peeked inside.

6 minutes ago, Immortal Platypus said:

  

I know I quoted it...

I probably deleted it on accident.

"Yes. Though, personally I'm leaning towards that being manipulation by the BA."

Very bolded. Very canon  

"So you think this Great Wizard was framed?"

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, xinoehp512 said:

Erif leaped to his feet and peeked inside.

Qodi and Gail were there too, cuz Qodi heard it. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

9 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

“You did it! You found the library!”

From inside, an eldritch screech could be heard.

Shoe picked up his battle-ax again, ready for a fight as he stepped into the library.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

8 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Shoe picked up his battle-ax again, ready for a fight as he stepped into the library.

Inside the library, the party could see a figure inside, moving at insane speeds, barely a blur. It stopped, and it could be seen that it had ten long, blade-like arms, and an enlongated head, absent of eyes, and long sharp teeth. Tull immediately fainted. 
you guys can (temporarily) take my blades.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Inside the library, the party could see a figure inside, moving at insane speeds, barely a blur. It stopped, and it could be seen that it had ten long, blade-like arms, and an enlongated head, absent of eyes, and long sharp teeth. Tull immediately fainted. 
you guys can (temporarily) take my blades.

What blades

Shoe got his battle-ax and his muffins ready.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

What blades

Shoe got his battle-ax and his muffins ready.

My plotblades, of course.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

My plotblades, of course.

what plotblades

I know what plotblades are I just didn't know you had any lol

Edited October 9, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

what plotblades

I know what plotblades are I just didn't know you had any lol

I have some of my own creation. Named Benevolent/Malevolent Plot Twists (two blades, like short swords. The Baron of Wrath has them until I killed him, which I was able to do cuz he accidentally hit me with the Benevolent one). They take advantage of what isn’t know about the victim, either “revealing” a good (from the perspective of the victim) or a bad secret of the characters. It’s how I became a full compounder.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I have some of my own creation. Named Benevolent/Malevolent Plot Twists (two blades, like short swords. The Baron of Wrath has them until I killed him, which I was able to do cuz he accidentally hit me with the Benevolent one). They take advantage of what isn’t know about the victim, either “revealing” a good (from the perspective of the victim) or a bad secret of the characters. It’s how I became a full compounder.

Ohhhhhh that was the one from earlier ohhhhhhh

I see

Cool

So your character is just giving them to someone now?

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Ohhhhhh that was the one from earlier ohhhhhhh

I see

Cool

So your character is just giving them to someone now?

Im unconscious. You can borrow them.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

4 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Im unconscious. You can borrow them.

So I can't stab you

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

22 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Inside the library, the party could see a figure inside, moving at insane speeds, barely a blur. It stopped, and it could be seen that it had ten long, blade-like arms, and an enlongated head, absent of eyes, and long sharp teeth. Tull immediately fainted. 
you guys can (temporarily) take my blades.

 

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

So I can't stab you

I won’t go stabby stab! 

Qodi dashed over and took a bite from each of the blades, then launched herself at the monster, her size rapidly expanding to four times her regular. 

Only the size of a large cat. But still. 

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

2 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

 

I won’t go stabby stab! 

Qodi dashed over and took a bite from each of the blades, then launched herself at the monster, her size rapidly expanding to four times her regular. 

Only the size of a large cat. But still. 

A bite from each? The Malevolent one does something you don’t want, the Benevolent one does smt you do want.

[The H]

GOODNESS GRIEF, I leave for one day and I come back to 15 pages of TLT. I read them all of course, but still!

So I'm wondering, could anybody offer a recap? The last Yrank did was fight the Brave Adventurers.

Spoiler

Also, because I am less active on the Shard and a bit late because of my time zone, feel free to lightly Godmod Yrank, like he can just follow the group and stuff, or light actions

 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

A bite from each? The Malevolent one does something you don’t want, the Benevolent one does smt you do want.

Qodi didn’t get stabbed— she just ate them. I’m hoping it’ll work a little differently and give her more powers. 

Spoiler

That’s what happened last time she ate one 

at least that’s what I think

does that work or did I do everything wrong 

Just now, The H said:

GOODNESS GRIEF, I leave for one day and I come back to 15 pages of TLT. I read them all of course, but still!

So I'm wondering, could anybody offer a recap? The last Yrank did was fight the Brave Adventurers.

  Hide contents

Also, because I am less active on the Shard and a bit late because of my time zone, feel free to lightly Godmod Yrank, like he can just follow the group and stuff, or light actions

 

Basically they teleported to a mountain and then to a castle to find the library for some reason. I introduced some characters and they squabbled over a magic bunny. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

fine I won't stabbity stab

Shoe picked up the blades.

What would they do to the monster?

He swung the Malevolent Plot Twist blade at the monster.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

fine I won't stabbity stab

Shoe picked up the blades.

What would they do to the monster?

He swung the Malevolent Plot Twist blade at the monster.

Hehe they might make it deathly allergic to plotblade…

Qodi, since she to a bite of them, can now bestow curses or blessings.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Hehe they might make it deathly allergic to plotblade…

Qodi, since she to a bite of them, can now bestow curses or blessings.

Hmm

Shoe hit the monster dead on.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Hehe they might make it deathly allergic to plotblade…

Qodi, since she to a bite of them, can now bestow curses or blessings.

Qodi could feel that there was something different about her, but she couldn’t tell what. She could tell it was transferred by bite, though. 

The speedy rabbit went to bite the monster as soon as Shoe finishes swinging. 

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

2 hours ago, xinoehp512 said:

Well, the group just finished up an assault on the Brave Adventurers, a group made up of heroes and such. They're on a snowy mountain. You could have your character have been part of the fighting, or you could have him just show up again after wandering. 

Don't sweat the details too much, we can fill you in on those if they become relevant.

I guess he'll wander in again.

Nogard saw a man he may have seen before, average-looking but holding up a metal staff that must have been very heavy.