The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

"and who the heck are you?"

abalodor would use a- stronger word, but im working with it."

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

"johny why must you make a man's life harder than it needs to be?" said Johny

Johny is a weirdo who calls everyone johny lowercase j.

Uppercase Johny is the person calling everyone johny

Edited September 12, 2023 by Xiahida

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

"because its a christian forum for a christian author."

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

"I get no satisfaction," muttered Jhomas Tefferson, "witnessing Thaid's fits of passion... The way he primps and preens and dresses in the pits of fashion..."

[NameIess]

Nameless hands Johnny what he asked for. "There ya go. Really, I'd just stick to Root though. Not that I drink anything of the sort, but I've heard Root's better than normal inebriants."

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

"we doing slam poetry now or something?"

"may i try this 'root'?"

Edited September 12, 2023 by TheRavenHasLanded

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

"I guess so johny"

[NameIess]

"Ask Thaidakar for some when you get back. I don't carry it on me."

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

A Root Dragon arrived, eating everyone and turning them into Root.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

he whacks it before it can eat him. "BAD DRAGON" he bellows out.

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

"Good job chap" commended Johny

[NameIess]

And so Rootless was born. Rootless handed Johny a root.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

"Yeah, gancho," said Wayne, who'd just learned the word from a herdazian merchant.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

"why is he here?"

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

I love my life

"johny where did you come from, and also nice hat"

[Immortal Platypus]

Sorry, I had a response written up with quotes but it got deleted. Here we go anyway. 

6 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

A Root Dragon arrived, eating everyone and turning them into Root.

Platypus jumped on, and killed the Root Dragon. "That's two killed now. 170,284 to go," he mutters. Then he groaned. "Really? Authors being AFK is the worst. I am mad at Nameless, but he dies and knows it, so I'll forgive him. I would love to fight him, but I have stuff to do. I'll be back for a fight later, Nameless, maybe training if you're willing. Plus I'll probably need to take the Once-Author and Hacob back. But for now... I have a mission." Platypus disappears, reappearing in Thaidakar's mansion. "Thaid. I've failed. Desolation has the Mordite. One last time, are you sure this is the way?" Platypus raised Vengeance, tears streaming down his face, reliving when he had to kill his mentor. "Please. Please say there's another way." 

@Thaidakar the Ghostblood

Edited September 12, 2023 by Being of Cacophony

[NameIess]

Just now, Being of Cacophony said:

Platypus jumped on, and killed the Root Dragon. "That's two killed now. 170,284 to go," he mutters. Then he groaned. "Really? Authors being AFK is the worst. I am mad at Nameless, but he dies and knows it, so I'll forgive him. I would love to fight him, but I have stuff to do. I'll be back for a fight later, Nameless, maybe training if you're willing. But for now... I have a mission." Platypus disappears, reappearing in Thaidakar's mansion. "Thaid. I've failed. Desolation has the Mordite. One last time, are you sure this is the way?" Platypus raised Vengeance, tears streaming down his face, reliving when he had to kill his mentor. "Please. Please say there's another way." 

 

"Sorry, but I doubt you'll ever see me again. I refuse to linger around, dead only in word. Goodbye." Nameless disappeared. leaving behind only Rootless.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

"i can do it, ig. ive got no connections, and i like it when evil people explode"

[Immortal Platypus]

1 minute ago, TheRavenHasLanded said:

"i can do it, ig. ive got no connections, and i like it when evil people explode"

you're still on page 1 probably without a way to get back. And this is supposed to be meaningful.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

Just now, Being of Cacophony said:

you're still on page 1 probably without a way to get back. And this is supposed to be meaningful.

ok, fair enough. but i did get out from page one. he bounces back from anything. 

abalodor redacts what he said.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

9 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

Sorry, I had a response written up with quotes but it got deleted. Here we go anyway. 

Platypus jumped on, and killed the Root Dragon. "That's two killed now. 170,284 to go," he mutters. Then he groaned. "Really? Authors being AFK is the worst. I am mad at Nameless, but he dies and knows it, so I'll forgive him. I would love to fight him, but I have stuff to do. I'll be back for a fight later, Nameless, maybe training if you're willing. Plus I'll probably need to take the Once-Author and Hacob back. But for now... I have a mission." Platypus disappears, reappearing in Thaidakar's mansion. "Thaid. I've failed. Desolation has the Mordite. One last time, are you sure this is the way?" Platypus raised Vengeance, tears streaming down his face, reliving when he had to kill his mentor. "Please. Please say there's another way." 

@Thaidakar the Ghostblood

The Once-Author walks up to Platypus. He nods, staying quiet.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

9 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

Sorry, I had a response written up with quotes but it got deleted. Here we go anyway. 

Platypus jumped on, and killed the Root Dragon. "That's two killed now. 170,284 to go," he mutters. Then he groaned. "Really? Authors being AFK is the worst. I am mad at Nameless, but he dies and knows it, so I'll forgive him. I would love to fight him, but I have stuff to do. I'll be back for a fight later, Nameless, maybe training if you're willing. Plus I'll probably need to take the Once-Author and Hacob back. But for now... I have a mission." Platypus disappears, reappearing in Thaidakar's mansion. "Thaid. I've failed. Desolation has the Mordite. One last time, are you sure this is the way?" Platypus raised Vengeance, tears streaming down his face, reliving when he had to kill his mentor. "Please. Please say there's another way." 

@Thaidakar the Ghostblood

Thaidakar raised an eyebrow, turning away from his desk, "And so he has the Mordite... Do you know how to kill a Narrator permanently without Mordite, Platypus?"

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

Would someone mind explaining the Narrator magic?

Edited September 12, 2023 by Xiahida

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Xiahida said:

Would someone mind explaining the Narrator magic?

Ahhh... wish I could, but I don't got a proper way to do it without being super confusing.

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

johny why??? You can try I can spend some time thinking it over if you don't mind posting it

Edited September 12, 2023 by Xiahida