The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

On the plus side, the cheese was now super-cheese.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Provolone being his alter-ego.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Defending the rights of dairy products in a harsh world.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Vegetables were encroaching on their territory.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Such as the dreaded Carrooter.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Not to be confused with the cheerful and loved Carroter

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Who was peaceful towards the dairy products.

[Kings_way he/they]

except for the Butter

[xinoehp512 he/him]

With which there was a deep rivalry.

[+Doomstick he/him]

The Carroter loved the Cream Cheeser, though.

[The Technovore he/him]

These Romeo-and-Juliet-esque shenanigans continued for 17 acts. It culminated in a climactic battle, which ended when Butt Venture married them together, in death, to decorate his carrot cake.

[+Doomstick he/him]

though he forgot the sugar

[The Technovore he/him]

So Butt Venture strolled out into the beautiful green sunlight of non-canon Cosmere planet #1,948,302. To get some sugar.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Nobody knew why the sunlight was green

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But it made the sugar just a little superior.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Nobody told Butt that it was because the planet was surrounded in green plastic

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Butt made the cake.

[+Doomstick he/him]

he put two giant spoonfuls of cinnamon

[The Technovore he/him]

Directly into Hoid's mouth. "Where is the Ghanderflaffle Empire, Hoid?"

[+Doomstick he/him]

"On planed 1298324487!"

[The Technovore he/him]

Butt Venture nodded, and handed Hoid a slice of cake. "Enjoy. The secret ingredient is love." 

[+Doomstick he/him]

"but not love for you!"

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Butt ignored this cutting remark and set off to take the cake to his grandma.

[+Doomstick he/him]

His grandmother was also immortal

[xinoehp512 he/him]

She lived in the Empire.