The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

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Which they then turned into a massive frankenstein that went out to capture them meals.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Gerald the Frankenstein was about to steal human children, before the child made them play Magic the Gathering.

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Magic the Gathering of human flesh.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

The card are made of old people skin.

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And have the ability to force adults to sacrifice themselves to pink unicorns.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

"Hot dog!" The cartoon dog yelled, running away in fear.

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As the cartoon dog turned, he saw a tidal wave of fanged, bloody tiny pink unicorns, crawling over each other as they raged through the city, devouring humans and anything else they could.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

And then a thermonuke hit them.

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This thermonuke hit so hard it reset their cognitive aspects to the original forms, leaving a large pile of bloody breakmunks and all of their cousins, and further away, a butter hoid with bits of human flesh, and dog flesh, sticking out of him.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

The bread creatures slunk away as to not be eaten again, rejoining those of them that survived.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Uncle Brandy watched from afar in horror.

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The New Fredonia police began to gather up the fleeing breadmunks to take to jail for murder.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

They ate the police, as they had learned this skill from their time as unicorns.

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The SWAT team was then sent in, which gather them up in a massive metal vacuum. They were then brought to court, where the judge called forth uncle brandy as a witness.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

The bread creatures then sailed away on the S.S. Bread, helmed by Narrator Woodrack, the Shard of Insanity, and the Radiant Groot.

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and then a thermonuke hit them

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

The court that is.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But that was irrelevant, as Butt Venture was opening a grilled cheese sandwich shop.

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The judge, who had secretly been in love with uncle brandy for years, jumped in front of the thermonuke, taking the blow for uncle brandy.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Butt used the thermonuclear blast to grill them.

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He sold pieces of cheese that had been grilled. That was his entire shop.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It was a huge success.

[NameIess]

Nameless led a band of pirates to punish the bread creature's crimes.

[Silva]

They were not so successful.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They went out for a consolation dinner at the Nuclear Cheese Sandwich shop.