The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The peddler cackled maniacally and tore off his mask, revealing his true face beneath.

[+Doomstick he/him]

IT WAS UNCLE BRANDY!!!!!

[xinoehp512 he/him]

With a fiendish chuckle, Uncle Brandy plucked Leaf off the tree and put him in a bottle.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Leaf Narrated the bottle to nothingness

[Experience he/him]

He then mixed him with other unknown substances and offered it as a free headache medicine. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Uncle Brandy scowled and put him in another bottle.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Leaf decided to pack up and go back to his brother, Branch

[Experience he/him]

Branch was only his half-brother, of course.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Branch's father had been killed in a tragic accident.

[The_Archivist he/him]

Which involved a maniac with a flamethrower trying to kill Branch's returned brother, Stick.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And half a ton of cooled porridge.

[The_Archivist he/him]

I can't seem to recall that happe- uhh I mean, this happened years ago and totally doesn't relate to recent events.

Edited May 14, 2020 by The_Archivist

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Anyways, Leaf-brew became famed for its headache-curing powers.

[NameIess]

Nameless watched the universes align, wondering why it was happening. Probably some sort of event that happened on another thread.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"Hey," said James from behind Nameless. "How are you doing?"

[NameIess]

"Hmm? Oh, I'm doing fine. How about you?"

[+Doomstick he/him]

Author Tree was getting angry about the mistreatment of his sons

[NameIess]

Nameless felt a sudden desire to begin planting trees.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Nameless changed his name to Mr. Beast

[NameIess]

Or rather, he would have done that, except that he didn't have a name.

[+Doomstick he/him]

But that was irrelevant, as the celebrations had begun

Edited May 14, 2020 by The Last Post

[Jaywalk he/him]

With Butterflutter the Seventh's tap dancing as the main entertainment.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

Each table at the celebration had a fish-shaped pitcher that made a weird gurgling noise when you used it.

[Experience he/him]

They also had a never ending supply of water.

Edited May 14, 2020 by Experience

[+Doomstick he/him]

Uncle Brandy was disappointed