The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They had been created by Dr. Who Octopus.

[Silva]

Breadminks had no remaining loyalty their creator, though; they now served a new master.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

Dr. Whofenshmirtz.

[NameIess]

Whose real name was Smit.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

He tried very hard to keep this a secret. The Breadminks’ goal was to make sure it stayed just that.

Edited May 12, 2020 by Rosharan A.C.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Dr. Who Octopus unearthed the secret.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

Dr. Whofenshmirtz was completely embarrassed, and swore revenge on Dr. Who Octopus.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

And so the great Who War began.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

Dr. Whofenshmirtz used his breadminks as spies and special agents. The rest of his army consisted mostly of sentient stinky cheese.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Dr. Who Octopus countered with his army of zomunks.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

The zomunks ravenously ate through the stinky cheese army, which was forced to fall back.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Dr. Whofenshmirtz tore his hair out in frustration.

[+Doomstick he/him]

One person could stop the slaughter...

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Or rather, one squid.

[+Doomstick he/him]

And that was...

Spoiler

BUTTERFLUTTER XXIV!!!!!

 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But she was busy.

[Silva]

She had a major assessment the next day.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So another squid would have to be found.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Therefore, the councils decided upon Jimmy, who had recently given up defusing bombs and decided to dress up as a squid.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"Nice costume," said Gerald the squid gloomily.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Butterflutter the Eighth was allergic to costumes.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

...and rainbow samurai dolphins.

[+Doomstick he/him]

...And was dead, from the deathly allergy to costumes

[Silva]

Butterflutter the Eighth came back the very next day.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

No one knew how. She just walked up during her funeral.