The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

41 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

An eleven being a kind of spaceship.

Making it a spaceship bunker party. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

Nameless’ Sword was Impossible’s twin, and was The Sword as well

[NameIess]

The Sword was of course more than ten times stronger. (If you were asking him, of course).

[xinoehp512 he/him]

1 hour ago, Rosharan A.C. said:

Making it a spaceship bunker party. 

Aliens gate-crashed the party.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

GASP! Not The PARTY!

[+Doomstick he/him]

53 minutes ago, Nameless said:

The Sword was of course more than ten times stronger. (If you were asking him, of course).

They were both The Sword

after the gatecrash, Ravnica was in turmoil

[NameIess]

51 minutes ago, The Last Post said:

They were both The Sword

Shar insisted that he was stronger. Especially since Impossible was a pacifist.

[+Doomstick he/him]

They were strong in different ways

[NameIess]

Which is to say, Impossible was the wise, supporting type, while Shar was the kill everything that comes within a hundred miles of him type. They both insisted that they were more powerful than the other.

[Jaywalk he/him]

1 hour ago, The Last Post said:

after the gatecrash, Ravnica was in turmoil

I find this plot thread far more interesting than The Sword.

Because a unicorn had found its way into a wine cellar.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And brought its friends over for a party.

[NameIess]

24 minutes ago, Jaywalk said:

I find this plot thread far more interesting than The Sword.

Incidentally, I do to.

The unicorn and it's friends destroyed all of the wine, except for the Horneater white. That made some good disenfectant.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They "accidentally" used a Fireball spell to clean up the spilled wine.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

Then a group of ten or so Pink Gorilla-Penguins started battling the Unicorn and its friends!

[xinoehp512 he/him]

In the midst of FIRE.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

"GASP! NOt FIRE!!! NOOOOanything but that!" said a random monkey in the background.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But the Gorilla Penguins didn't care.

[+Doomstick he/him]

But...

Spoiler

Guess what

Spoiler

HE DID!!!!!

 

 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The Gorilla Penguins beat him up.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

GASP

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Sigh

[+Doomstick he/him]

Neutral vocalization

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

In text form.

[+Doomstick he/him]

One of the gorilla penguins dropped something on their toe

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

A loud “Son of a...!!!” Could be heard throughout the thread as he bit off a common gorilla penguin curse. (Which was, of course, unrelated to any sort of swearing from real life.)