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But it was too late. Dr Who Octopus's Octopifier hit Nameless directly with a beam of transformative light.

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The revived corpse of Nameless attacked the adventurers with the others. It was not really him, merely a soulless remnant.

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Dr. Who Octopus stared at the Sword. He could not move it, nor even touch it without great pain. It simply could not be taken by anyone except for someone whom Nameless would have allowed to wield it.

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1 hour ago, Nameless said:

Nameless walked into the room behind Dr Who Octopus. "I see my plan worked." Nameless drew his Sword. "I knew that in order to find your lair, I would have to be smart. There was no way I could find it on my own. So I pretended to have a vendetta against Gasper here, and killed him a few times in order to cement that fact in everyone's mind, including yours. Then I waited for you to kidnap or attempt to recruit Gasper, never knowing that I had planted a tracker on him the very first time I met him." Nameless prepared to strike.

“If I had a nickel for every time Nameless drew his sword...” thought A.C. He did some math in his head. “I’d have roughly... oh. Well, I could probably buy a candy bar or something. The cheap kind you find at drugstores.”

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1 hour ago, Nameless said:

Dr. Who Octopus stared at the Sword. He could not move it, nor even touch it without great pain. It simply could not be taken by anyone except for someone whom Nameless would have allowed to wield it.

But then Nameless died and the sword reverted to Dr. Who Octopus's control.

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4 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

But then Nameless died and the sword reverted to Dr. Who Octopus's control.

Except that Narrator Xinoeph had never read Fablehaven. It didn't work like that. The Sword can only be taken by the one whom Nameless would have deemed worthy, even posthumously.

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Causality threw up her hands in frustration declared that the case went to Xinoehp, then left.

Dr. Who Octopus cackled as he raised the Sword with one of his many appendages. Soon the world would be his.

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But then came...

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Our hero...

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Remnant of the Shattering of Mudkip in the 90’s...

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Bite Tie!

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The only zomunk...

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Without a liberal arts degree, and instead...

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A music degree!

 

 

 

 

 

He had also achieved the impossible...

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He had...

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Cut down the mightiest tree in the forest...

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With…

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A HERRING!

 

 

 

 

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