The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

1 hour ago, Lunamor said:

Why are different words on your posts different sizes and why do the sizes change when I quote you???

I don't know. They don't look like different sizes to me.

The Genie then gave the squid some waffles, in hopes that it would make him feel better.

[NameIess]

Nameless asked Genie if he was a narrator, or just a genie.

[Lunamor she/her]

1 hour ago, McWafy said:

I don't know. They don't look like different sizes to me.

The look normal on mobile but odd on computer for me, weird.

[+Ark1002]

Narrator Willow has been sitting in a corner, bored, an decides that now is the time to act.

Suddenly, in unison, tens of thousands of trees grow up throughout the multiverse, each with a piece of paper stuck on one branch.

Save the forests!

Willow smiles. She loves trees.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

17 hours ago, McWafy said:

I don't know. They don't look like different sizes to me.

The Genie then gave the squid some waffles, in hopes that it would make him feel better.

The squid ate the waffles happily.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

17 hours ago, Nameless said:

Nameless asked Genie if he was a narrator, or just a genie.

The Genie is after all, just an all powerful Deity (Genie). 

29 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

The squid ate the waffles happily.

"If it makes you so happy," Genie said. "Then you can have ALL the Waffles!" Genie snapped his fingers, and a endless shower of waffles poured onto the squid from above.

Edited May 1, 2020 by McWafy

[NameIess]

5 minutes ago, McWafy said:

The Genie is after all, just an all powerful Deity (Genie). 

So weaker than a narrator then.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

4 minutes ago, Nameless said:

So weaker than a narrator then.

Well....... I think a genie could easily rival a narrator since they have similar powers.

 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

A valiant whale swung in on a vine to save the thread from meaningless warfare!

[Lunamor she/her]

Unfortunately vines were not made to hold the weight of a whale.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

And so it crashed into Butt Venture.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Who had just returned from a long hiatus.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

...who was also in the middle of eating waffles.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Who, surprised at his sudden existence, promptly turned into an octopus.

Edited May 1, 2020 by xinoehp512

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

And continued eating Waffles.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But the waffles were magic waffles.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

*Gasp*

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They brought up his IQ to 200.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

Double  *Gasp*

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He became a doctor.

[NameIess]

And cured his severe case of octopinism.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

Wooooooow! Dats cool.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

25 minutes ago, Nameless said:

And cured his severe case of octopinism.

A rare octopus disease that caused extreme depression.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

Oof...

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Now cured of all emotion, Dr Who Octopus decided to take over the world.