The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Lunamor she/her]

Meanwhile Luna, a bit scorched, attempted to find the questing party again.

[NameIess]

But they had all gone to the inn to get a good nights rest after completing the first stage of their quest.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Luna was an adventure hook

[Lunamor she/her]

So Luna donned an eyepatch and hook hand, suddenly developing a fear of crocodiles. Well, more than she already had, at least.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

A pirate crew asked her to help them with a problem...

[The_Archivist he/him]

And so Archivist donned the ring and followed them invisibly.

[Lunamor she/her]

"What's the problem? Wait, wait, no- lemme guess! Is it a roving band of slightly larger than average gerbils armed to the buck teeth with heavily weaponized pieces of pasta come to seek revenge for the death of their half-cyborg leader? No- a roving band of slightly smaller than average gerbils armed to the buck teeth with heavily weaponized pieces of pasta come to seek revenge for the death of their half-cyborg leader?"

Edited April 23, 2020 by Lunamor

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

"Uhh no," one of the pirates said. "We need you to unclog our toilet. Someone shoved a T-rex down it last week. Not sure how they managed that..."

[Lunamor she/her]

"Oh." That was about fifteen levels of excitement down from what she had been expecting. T-rexes were pretty common these days. "Do you have a plunger I can borrow?"

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The crew member sighed. "See, that's the problem. Our only plunger was eaten... by a giant crocodile."

[Jaywalk he/him]

"A flying crocodile!" another pirate called.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

"...In a too-too!" another finished.

[Jaywalk he/him]

"Indeed. A flying ballerina crocodile."

[Destruction he/him]

A new pirate asked "Do we know where the crocodile went?"

Hello narrators of this thread. I wanted to join this thread so I hope I did it right.

[Lunamor she/her]

You did it right 

Luna began to back away but heard a sound suspiciously similar to that of a clock.

[Destruction he/him]

"sorry sorry I uh forgot to turn off my alarm clock" wait isn't it supposed to go off at 6:00 instead of 5:00 "Guys I think somethings wrong..."

[NameIess]

A giant lion jumped out at the pirates. They could very clearly hear a clock ticking from inside of it.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Someone decided to start ‘killing time’

[NameIess]

Time fought desperately, but Someone was too powerful. I never should have taught him the language of power. Someone strode forward, various magical shields and spells hovering around him. Time attempted to blast him with darktime, but Someone easily brushed aside the attack, then hit her with a blast of energy that smashed through her failing protections and took her legs out from under her. Someone quickly bound her with lightchain, then walked up to the altar of reality. He took from the altar the most dangerous object in the universe. Spatinium. Time summoned all of her energy, breaking her chains, but before she could do anything to stop Someone, he hit her with a blast of energy, knocking her into the Background. Time fell through the space between dimensions. She summoned a portal to the last dimension Someone would think to look for her in. The one place she had sworn that she would never return to. TLT.

[+Doomstick he/him]

She was dead before she hit the ground though

[NameIess]

Which caused the clock inside the lion to stop ticking.

[+Doomstick he/him]

then the lion exploded

[NameIess]

with rage. It howled with pure @Frustration at it's clock stopping, then swallowed Luna whole.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Luna slashed open the lion’s belly and climbed out

Edited April 23, 2020 by The Last Post

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

*faints*

Edited April 23, 2020 by McWafy