The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

Unfortunately, the elves' senses were were better than Luna's, so the smoke bomb only made it harder to escape.

[Experience he/him]

Even though the elves could see through the smoke, it still burnt or whatever smoke does their eyes.

[Lunamor she/her]

Luna backflipped away from the elves cause it’s the coolest mode of transportation.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

13 hours ago, Experience said:

Even though the elves could see through the smoke, it still burnt or whatever smoke does their eyes.

"Stung", thought the elves. That's the word we're looking for.

Satisfied, they left Luna to escape in peace.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Except for Galadriel, who ran after her, cursing in Elvish.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Luna dodged the curses with her awesome gymnastics skills.

[NameIess]

The rest of the elves saw Galadriel chasing Luna and decided to join their queen. Soon Luna was completely surrounded by elves in gas masks.

[Lunamor she/her]

So Luna summoned a legion of ghanderflaffles to fight them off.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They were armed with exploding pineapples.

[Silva]

The pineapples hated exploding, though.

[NameIess]

So they didn't. The ghanderflaffles were quickly killed off, and Luna was captured.

[+Doomstick he/him]

In the Bag of Holding containing a Thermonukelog from page 948

[NameIess]

It was actually kind of cramped.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Luna has the “bright” idea to stab the bag from the inside

[NameIess]

And that is how the city of the elves was completely destroyed.

[The_Archivist he/him]

And while they were all distracted, Archivist was bleeding to death while trying to find the staff.

[NameIess]

And not succeeding.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

On 4/21/2020 at 4:16 PM, AonEne said:

(It’s spelled ditto)

Woops!

8 hours ago, xinoehp512 said:

They were armed with exploding pineapples.

ooooooooooooooo! I LOVE PINEAPPLES! (and Elantris...heh heh.....)

McWafy just coming back from his bathroom break, was utterly bewildered. Then seeing the neglected Pineapples on the ground, then started to gather them all up, so he could protect them, not realizing what just occurred.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Archivist bled out

[NameIess]

And was revived by the power of the one ring

[+Doomstick he/him]

MY PRECIOUS!!!!!

[NameIess]

Said Santa Claus. He offered to trade the one ring for the soda staff.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And thus the quest went in search of it.

[NameIess]

For everyone except Archivist, who already had it.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He swapped the ring and staff and went on his merry way.