xinoehp512 he/him Posted April 4, 2020 Posted April 4, 2020 2 minutes ago, The_Archivist said: Archivist then broke his oath of pacifism and burned the jellyfish alive. The jellyfish made absolutely no sound in a rather happy way. It was immune to fire, but it appreciated the warmth. 2 minutes ago, Dr. Dapper said: Dapper held out a hand. "If you would wait a moment please. This creature has yet to answer my question." The jellyfish was unable to answer via voice (having none) but it placed the answer in his mind. It then departed from the thread, leaving for less dangerous lands.
The_Archivist he/him Posted April 4, 2020 Posted April 4, 2020 (edited) Quote The jellyfish was indeed a sea jelly, although it had been mistaken as a fish made from jelly countless times. Your question has been answered long ago Edited April 4, 2020 by The_Archivist
NameIess Posted April 4, 2020 Posted April 4, 2020 Nameless decided to give up violence. He started a farm.
old man moomba he/him Posted April 4, 2020 Posted April 4, 2020 "Well onto other topics then, I suppose." Dapper lit his pipe, sucking on the stem for a moment.
NameIess Posted April 4, 2020 Posted April 4, 2020 Nameless agreed. In the background, nameless continued to build his farm.
The_Archivist he/him Posted April 4, 2020 Posted April 4, 2020 Quote Dapper lit his pipe, sucking on the stem for a moment. Did we just get sucked into Weel Of Time?
The_Archivist he/him Posted April 4, 2020 Posted April 4, 2020 Archivist grew bored with all this agreement, and satiated his lust for fire by burning the farm.
NameIess Posted April 4, 2020 Posted April 4, 2020 Nameless looked up at Arch. "No spoilers." he said. Nameless repaired his farm, and began expanding it in a pocket universe were it was safe from all harm.
old man moomba he/him Posted April 4, 2020 Posted April 4, 2020 Dapper checked his pocketwatch, then looked back at the letter. He inspected the envelope for some time, trying to determine what was inside.
The_Archivist he/him Posted April 4, 2020 Posted April 4, 2020 Sighing, Archivist took a seat beside them, pondering the chaos he had wrought.
NameIess Posted April 4, 2020 Posted April 4, 2020 Nameless looked at Dapper and absentmindedly destroyed his pipe. Then Nameless added a golden apple tree to his farm.
The_Archivist he/him Posted April 4, 2020 Posted April 4, 2020 "I wish that jellyfish was here... also that letter is from hoid, so you might want to open it"
old man moomba he/him Posted April 4, 2020 Posted April 4, 2020 Dapper smiled, a different pipe appearing in his hand, already lit. He blew a ring of smoke and continued to inspect the letter.
The_Archivist he/him Posted April 4, 2020 Posted April 4, 2020 (edited) "witchcraft!!!" Archivist starts to dose off Edited April 4, 2020 by The_Archivist
old man moomba he/him Posted April 4, 2020 Posted April 4, 2020 "Thaumaturgy, actually. Or something. Don't bother attributing a name to it, there's no point." Dapper produced a large knife and cut the envelope open. Within was a large amount of sand and a much wrinkled note.
The_Archivist he/him Posted April 4, 2020 Posted April 4, 2020 "What's in the note?" archivist asked, dropping all pretenses of sleep
old man moomba he/him Posted April 4, 2020 Posted April 4, 2020 "It's a receipt for Chinese takeout, with what appears to be someone's will written on the back in Rosharan women's script." Dapper shook his head. "Definitely from Hoid."
The_Archivist he/him Posted April 4, 2020 Posted April 4, 2020 "Do you think if i swallow the sand, things will be more interesting?"
old man moomba he/him Posted April 4, 2020 Posted April 4, 2020 Dapper took a vial from inside his coat, putting some sand inside. "You're welcome to, though it might just be sand."
The_Archivist he/him Posted April 4, 2020 Posted April 4, 2020 "Sure, i don't care" Archivist swallows sand and dies.
NameIess Posted April 5, 2020 Posted April 5, 2020 Nameless made Dapper allergic to Nicotine. Meanwhile, he also continued to expand his farm, just as he had for the past 2 posts.
old man moomba he/him Posted April 5, 2020 Posted April 5, 2020 Luckily Dapper was smoking a type of tabacco that didn't have nicotine in it, as nicotine is an addictive chemical.
NameIess Posted April 5, 2020 Posted April 5, 2020 Just now, Dr. Dapper said: Luckily Dapper was smoking a type of tabacco that didn't have nicotine in it, as nicotine is an addictive chemical. Nameless rolled his eyes, and gave Dapper some magic toothpaste. And kept making his farm bigger, just as he had for 3 posts.
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