The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

Nameless sighed, pulling out a Narrationblade and cutting down [REDACTED] and De Holy Derp.

[Edgedancer_of_spirits]

Narrator Edge screams, and yells, “What have you done to my characters!” And takes out a 20 ft long ultralight Narrarationblade made from Mythsteel, Legendized with the ability to cut through items even higher than Narraration tier, and slices Nameless in half, as well as his sword, FROM TOP TO BOTTOM.

[Little Bear she/her]

"DANCE PARTY!!" Little Bear yelled and turned on rainbow strobe lights as confetti rained from the sky.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

The confetti hid a dark secret. 

[Edgedancer_of_spirits]

Poisonous powder hid in the confetti.

[NameIess]

Nameless reformed. Power emanated from him, the ground shook, the sky rumbled. "Did you really think my own magic system could harm me? I have battled the blob. I have created plot that was enjoyed by all who participated. YOU CAN NEVER DEFEAT ME!" He blasted Edge with the power of a billion exploding threads.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

On 3/25/2020 at 10:32 AM, Edgedancer_of_spirits said:

Spirit summons the great@BringerofShadows

to decapitate everyone.

But nobody came.

DID I JUST HEAR DECAPITATE????!!!!!! *Proceeds to decapitate Nameless*

Edited March 26, 2020 by BringerofShadows

[NameIess]

44 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said:

DID I JUST HEAR DECAPITATE????!!!!!! *Proceeds to decapitate Nameless*

*Undecapitates himself* *Cuts BoS into a million pieces*

Edited March 26, 2020 by Nameless

[Edgedancer_of_spirits]

Edge says: “Oh yeah @Nameless? Well check out my new magic system!” Edge takes out a crystal Ionium Narraratorblade, and drinks 5 bottles of liquid Ionium, and takes 5 injections of the stuff and rams the blade into Nameless’s heart, and channels lightning through it, burning Nameless into a crisp.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

14 minutes ago, Nameless said:

*Undecapitates himself* *Cuts BoS into a million pieces*

*Reassembles* Damnation that was fun! *Decapitates @Edgedancer_of_spirits*

[Edgedancer_of_spirits]

Edge takes the head back, and spike @BringerofShadows to gain the power of superior decapitation.

[NameIess]

Nameless pulled out the sword of vengeance, then stabbed @Edgedancer_of_spirits through the chest.

[Jaywalk he/him]

And thus, TLT devolved into the Superfight.

[Edgedancer_of_spirits]

Edge waluigi-stamped @Nameless into the ground.

And then cut off his head.

Edited March 26, 2020 by Edgedancer_of_spirits

[NameIess]

Nameless re-attached his head. "I'VE HAD ENOUGH!" he turned towards the fighting narrators. "FIRST YOU START A FOOD FIGHT, NOW THIS! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH. if you want a fight, I'll give you one." Nameless stretched out his hand, pulling something from the far reaches of the thread. a being glowing with energy appeared. It's armor made of indestructible jawbreaker, in one hand, it wielded a blade made of candy cane so sharp, it could cut through the fourth wall. In the other, it held a whip made of intertwining Twizzlers that crackled with pure unhealthy energy. Nameless pointed at the brawling narrators. "Destroy them!" The Champion had arrived.

Edited March 26, 2020 by Nameless

[xinoehp512 he/him]

On 3/24/2020 at 11:04 PM, xinoehp512 said:

"Ominous," called Jacob, gears turning inside his head as he tried to put together what in the name of Silence was going on. "I assume you intend to frighten me?"

The Witherlord laughed. "Oh, Jacob..." He flashed a grin that showed entirely too many teeth. "If I intended to frighten you..." He took a step closer to Jacob, almost seeming to grow with the gathering darkness.

"You would be terrified," he called out in a rattting, thundering voice.

Jacob felt his heart accelerate.

"Why..." he whispered. "Why...?"

22 hours ago, Nameless said:

Nameless gave the ice cream cake to @xinoehp512 to judge.

The mime complimented Lunamor on her cake, although he generally preferred other genres mixed in to the flavor.

[Lunamor she/her]

Luna made a note to add in more sci fi next time.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

21 hours ago, Edgedancer_of_spirits said:

Edge takes the head back, and spike @BringerofShadows to gain the power of superior decapitation.

 

BoS through some old mashed potatoes at the Champion, which was followed by a hatchet directed towards @Edgedancer_of_spirits. And the hatchet had a cute little card on it:

 

Dear Edgedancer_of_spirits,

I got this just for you! 

Enjoy your decapitation, BoS.

 

[Little Bear she/her]

"Mmmmm mashed potatoooes," Little Bear drooled at the thought, "Where can I get myself some of those?"

[NameIess]

Nameless handed Little Bear a bowl of mashed potatoes. He settled back with a bowl of popcorn and watched @Edgedancer_of_spirits and @BringerofShadows being chased in circles by The Champion.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

BoS ran so fast that she ended up behind the Champion, so she squeezed lemons in his eyes while screaming: “WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS YOU SQUEEZE THEM INTO YOUR ENEMY’S EYES!!!” 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless froze his lemons and winged them right back at life.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

But the lemons hit Salad instead, who was standing in front of Life. 

[Little Bear she/her]

Life summoned a lemon storm, juice raining on everyone.

[NameIess]

The Champion was unaffected. He stomped @BringerofShadows into the ground.