The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

1 minute ago, Shard of Thought said:

Sophie's heart softened slightly. She didn't want Michael to be in pain as well. "B-but I came here to save him," she explained. "I was supposed to... to save him. I d-did everything. I just wanted to be a hero..." She cried harder. 

Michael fell silent for a minute, lost in thought. Slowly, he raised his eyes up...

...and saw Aqua.

His eyes widened.

"You know," he said slowly. "There is one thing that might work..."

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

"True Love's Kiss, I know," Sophie said. "But that won't work, it won't. He doesn't love me, Michael." 

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I love Sophie so much. 

 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

1 minute ago, Shard of Thought said:

"True Love's Kiss, I know," Sophie said. "But that won't work, it won't. He doesn't love me, Michael." 

 

"I wasn't talking about that," said Michael. "It wouldn't work, anyways- Fate cares too little for love."

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

"O-oh," Sophie said, wiping her snotty nose. She narrated a tissue and blew into it, blushing furiously as she wiped her tears from her eyes. "W-w-what then?"

[NameIess]

29 minutes ago, The Face of Daiseri said:

Then suddenly, all was silent. The unhealthy foe exploded into oblivion. What had happened was a mystery to all.

Then the Champion laughed: "You did not honestly expect me to fall to a simple sentence, did you? Though my armies may fall to such an attack, I myself am quite immune." The Champion glowed more brightly, and out of it began flowing an endless horde of candy, each more unhealthy than the last. The Champion itself strode forwards, destroying the failing protein shield with a single swipe from it's blade, and prepared to attack the wall.

 

32 minutes ago, Ghanderflaffle said:

Narrator Ghanderflaffle was mad. She had finally made a long, in depth description of something in this thread, and it was now being destroyed. She let out a wordless yell that echoed across the clashing armies and attacked.

The Champion looked down at Ghanderflafle and smiled: "It would seem that I at last have the opportunity to kill my first narrator. Come, and see what you can do against ME, little narrator" It let loose a blast of energy that vaporized a section of the wall, allowing it's armies to pour into the city, and then swung it's massive sword directly towards Ghanderflaffle with enough force to demolish an entire mountain.

Edited February 25, 2020 by Nameless

[Jaywalk he/him]

"Not if I have anything to say about it!" proclaimed an Asha'man, sending the Champion's blade through a gateway.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

The living celery screamed, and through the hole poured the healthy army, flooding into the ranks of unhealthy like a battering ram.

 

The powers of Narration swirled around Narrator Ghanderflaffle in a haze as she summoned her own sword. She glared at the so-called champion.

“You may think you can bring this thread, this world, this community down. You may believe you can’t be brought down by Narration. You may win against Vegtion, but you will never, never, destroy this sanctuary for random thought and creativity alike!” And with that, Narrator Ghanderflaffle started to chip away at the champion's armor, always moving, flowing, almost like an Edgedancer.

[NameIess]

The champion causally blasted the Asha'man into atoms, converted the atoms into anti-matter, then threw the anti-matter at Ghanderflaffle.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

FT stumbled back from the force of Narration, then he created a forcefield, not unlike Sophie's, just more awesome, to capture the antimatter particles. Then, slashed his shardblade at the monstrosity. "Narrators! " He shouted, furiously narrating and editing, "Join us in our holy fight!"

Edited February 25, 2020 by FatherTiempo

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Narrator Ghanderflaffle ducked around the side of the champion's leg so that the anti-matter collided with it. She continued to strike low for now, finding it easier than reaching higher.

[NameIess]

3 minutes ago, Ghanderflaffle said:

“You may think you can bring this thread, this world, this community down. You may believe you can’t be brought down by Narration. You may win against Vegtion, but you will never, never, destroy this sanctuary for random thought and creativity alike!” And with that, Narrator Ghanderflaffle started to chip away at the champion's armor, always moving, flowing, almost like an Edgedancer.

The Champion laughed: "You think you know my goal, do you?" It stumbled from the force of the narrators combined assault, then unleashed a burst of energy, blasting them all back, before falling to one knee, breathing heavily. Meanwhile the army of the unhealthy battered continually against the healthy lines. The Champions blast knocked a hole in the asparagus' lines, allowing a battalion of gummy bears to break through. Oddly, instead of pressing the advantage and flanking the enemy, they charged through the gap into the city, splitting into three groups.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Narrator Ghanderflaffle flew back and landed a little ways away in the middle of a group of ghanderflaffles, winded for a moment.

The citizens of Vegtion were no where to be found, but barricades had been placed randomly in the streets.

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, Ghanderflaffle said:

Narrator Ghanderflaffle flew back and landed a little ways away in the middle of a group of ghanderflaffles, winded for a moment.

The champion struggled back to it's feet, summoning a new blade, and took Ghanderflaffles rest as an opportunity to blast another hole in the healthy lines. Again, the candy that made it through ignored the defenders, instead charging into the city.

4 minutes ago, Ghanderflaffle said:

The citizens of Vegtion were no where to be found, but barricades had been placed randomly in the streets.

The gummy bears charged over the barricades, single-mindedly heading for the tower in the center of the city.

[Snake Eyes Productions_YT he/him]

Inside the tower, was a cloning machine, but if the gummy bears gained control over it, they would swarm the earth. TFOD flew to the tower, ready to defend it.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

FT landed on a Breadmunk, who squeaked, but was otherwise unharmed. He looked up and saw the invading army pass into the city. "Great, war of attrition it is."

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

“Defend the tower!” Ghanderflaffle yelled when she got her breath back. She staggered to her feet and started running toward the city. 
 

Commander Carrot looked over the devastation in disbelief as the candy army poured into the city. “Fall back and defend the tower!” He called out to the troops. The army started to pull back, chasing after the candy.

[NameIess]

13 minutes ago, The Face of Daiseri said:

Inside the tower, was a cloning machine, but if the gummy bears gained control over it, they would swarm the earth. TFOD flew to the tower, ready to defend it.

The gummy bears charged out into the open space in between the tower and the buildings surrounding it, then stopped. Suddenly, the ground began to shake, and larg sections of ground cracked. Out of the ground came gummy snakes, followed by thousands of sour-patch kids armed with candy corn launchers, candy knives, and mint blades. They attacked

12 minutes ago, FatherTiempo said:

FT landed on a Breadmunk, who squeaked, but was otherwise unharmed. He looked up and saw the invading army pass into the city. "Great, war of attrition it is."

"And they have infinite troops, with that Champion of theirs," said general wheat.

8 minutes ago, Ghanderflaffle said:

“Defend the tower!” Ghanderflaffle yelled when she got her breath back. She staggered to her feet and started running toward the city. 

 

Ghanderflaffle knew she would be too late, even now the candy was breaching the tower's front doors.

8 minutes ago, Ghanderflaffle said:

Commander Carrot looked over the devastation in disbelief as the candy army poured into the city. “Fall back and defend the tower!” He called out to the troops. The army started to pull back, chasing after the candy.

The army got to the tower just in time to see the last dregs of the candy army enter into it. General corn yelled to his troops: "The only thing standing in between them and the cloning machine is TFOD! Thank goodness it is on the top floor. Get in there and help him!"

Edited February 25, 2020 by Nameless

[FatherTiempo he/him]

FT leaped through layers of Narration. After landing on the above-mentioned mountain, he gave Sophie and crew a nod, and then leaped back through the planes. He exited the extraneous planes of Narration and landed on the roof of the tower. Handy that.

FT summoned his Narration Blade and cut a hole through the roof, landing in the room of the cloning machine. He positioned himself toward the single door, steeling his nerves. "Oh, hello Daiseri."

Edited February 25, 2020 by FatherTiempo

[NameIess]

Just now, FatherTiempo said:

FT summoned his Narration Blade and cut a hole through the roof, landing in the room of the cloning machine. He positioned himself toward the single door, steeling his nerves. 

Ft and FOTD waited for their enemy, and waited, and waited. They didn't come. Suddenly a thought entered into FT's head: "Why would they want a cloning machine when the Champion can already create endless hordes of them?"

[FatherTiempo he/him]

Dang it, that is what I was thinking!

FT cursed, and lunged for the door. Narration Blade in front, he raced down the stairs of the tower.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Ghanderflaffle leapt. She leapt onto a catapult as it was turned around and braced. As the catapult fired, she curled into a ball and summoned a shield. She held it to her side as she smashed through a window in the stairwell. After smacking into the wall, she ran after FT.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

FT exploded out of the tower, two Narrators following close behind. The advance force on the tower had been a feint, but what was the real target? FT swung his blade through the lines of Jelly Babies, each popping to smoke as his blade passed through their skin.

[NameIess]

8 minutes ago, FatherTiempo said:

FT cursed, and lunged for the door. Narration Blade in front, he raced down the stairs of the tower.

 

4 minutes ago, Ghanderflaffle said:

Ghanderflaffle leapt. She leapt onto a catapult as it was turned around and braced. As the catapult fired, she curled into a ball and summoned a shield. She held it to her side as she smashed through a window in the stairwell. After smacking into the wall, she ran after FT.

By the time they got to the bottom, it was too late. The candy monsters had cut through the floor, revealing a secret passage. At the end was massive chamber, containing a piece of the fabled substance: Healthium. On a plaque in front of the legendary metal was a warning: "This last piece of Healthium is all that seals away the twin gods of Sugar and High-Fructose corn syrup in their volcano. To destroy it will release them to raze the world." Before they could get in between the candy and the Healthium, a sour-patch swung it's sword, piercing the heart of the crystal.

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Edited February 25, 2020 by Nameless

[FatherTiempo he/him]

FT slew a dozen Jelly Babies, before he noticed the hole in the floor. He jumped down into the pit and sweeped his blade in a tight arc, popping the soldiers to smoke, but they had already done their dastardly deed. 

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

And yet, the champion had given them a weakness. He had said they could be affected by Narration powers.
 

Ghanderflaffle undid the sour-patch's strike.