NameIess Posted February 13, 2020 Posted February 13, 2020 (edited) "I am a scourer of universes. A destroyer of impurities. An Omniversal cleaning man. I do not TAKE lives, but improve them. Thus far in my career, I have cleansed seventy-three thousand universes of trash and litter. I am a scourer not a scourger." Edited February 13, 2020 by Nameless 2
NameIess Posted February 13, 2020 Posted February 13, 2020 "With what? I just gave you my entire job description."
xinoehp512 he/him Posted February 13, 2020 Posted February 13, 2020 Jacob the mime appeared with his pen and clipboard.
NameIess Posted February 13, 2020 Posted February 13, 2020 Him gasped in horror, then doused the mime in soap. This revealed that the Jacob the mime was actually a...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted February 13, 2020 Posted February 13, 2020 Jacob gave Him a severe glare and wrote something down on his clipboard. In an instant, he was dry. He proceeded to inquire if Nameless had familiarized himself with the history of the thread.
NameIess Posted February 13, 2020 Posted February 13, 2020 "I have to some extent, though I have not read the entire thing, Why do you ask?"
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted February 14, 2020 Posted February 14, 2020 “Mmm... rabbit meat,” Truthless said, reloading his sniper from afar. 1
Jaywalk he/him Posted February 14, 2020 Posted February 14, 2020 The rabbit stopped, looking directly at Truthless.
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted February 14, 2020 Posted February 14, 2020 Truthless shot his sniper rifle, and....
The Awakened Salad they/them Posted February 14, 2020 Posted February 14, 2020 The rabbit turned into a hairdresser.
Snake Eyes Productions_YT he/him Posted February 14, 2020 Posted February 14, 2020 A very talented one too. The rabbit founded a hairdressing business and became very wealthy, and lived a happy life in retirement.
xinoehp512 he/him Posted February 14, 2020 Posted February 14, 2020 15 hours ago, Nameless said: "I have to some extent, though I have not read the entire thing, Why do you ask?" Jacob alluded to the repetition of history inherent in Him's supposed 'arch-narrative' abilities.
FatherTiempo he/him Posted February 14, 2020 Posted February 14, 2020 FT awoke from his stupor and hired a Scottish Jacobite to bite Jacob.
xinoehp512 he/him Posted February 14, 2020 Posted February 14, 2020 The Jacobite got lost and fell down a well.
Snake Eyes Productions_YT he/him Posted February 14, 2020 Posted February 14, 2020 Unfortunately for the Jacobite, it drowned.
Jaywalk he/him Posted February 14, 2020 Posted February 14, 2020 So a funeral was held for the well. 2
Jaywalk he/him Posted February 14, 2020 Posted February 14, 2020 For littering, because a candy bar wrapper had fallen out of his pocket when he tripped.
xinoehp512 he/him Posted February 14, 2020 Posted February 14, 2020 But not for murder, because wells didn't have rights.
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