The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Jaywalk he/him]

So they hired someone to investigate.

[Rebecca she/her]

The investigator’s name was Mayhem.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Mayhem didn’t want to cause mayhem, but people expected it of him because of his name.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

So he let loose a flock of wild geese into the city. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

They swarmed the mayor, pecking at his fishface.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Which exploded into 8 grey cats

[Jaywalk he/him]

Revealing his actual face, which he used when he was swimsuit modeling on the side.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

The people were shocked, and immediately rebelled. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

They burned his swimsuit collection to a pile of ash.

[Lunamor she/her]

Which released toxic fumes into the air.

[Jaywalk he/him]

And choked the mayor to death.

[Lunamor she/her]

Riots ensued.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Because the local grocery store was out of fish.

[Lunamor she/her]

They didn’t really care all that much about the poor mayor.

[Jaywalk he/him]

They didn’t even bother to give him a proper burial.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So they were struck by lightning.

[Lunamor she/her]

Cause Zeus was not happy with them.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Their souls were transformed into stormwraiths.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

But the fish were happy. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They decided to form an empire.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

The Fishian Empire was formed, with Emperor Gillbert as its ruler. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They found themselves with a shortage of food.

[Lunamor she/her]

And also common sense.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So they decided to hire a consultant.
 

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

The consultant was a cat, who had a taste for salmon. 

Edited January 26, 2020 by The Awakened Salad
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