NameIess Posted January 23, 2020 Posted January 23, 2020 (edited) As was prophesied by the ancient oracles. Edited January 23, 2020 by Llstml
Feruchemical Skybreaker he/him Posted January 23, 2020 Posted January 23, 2020 And by breaking the laws of physics he left the physical realm via a perpendicularity to the cognitive realm.
Jaywalk he/him Posted January 23, 2020 Posted January 23, 2020 Which also had been prophesied by the oracles.
Feruchemical Skybreaker he/him Posted January 23, 2020 Posted January 23, 2020 And, in fact the existence of the prophesy was prophesied.
Jaywalk he/him Posted January 23, 2020 Posted January 23, 2020 Due to the lack of bold in the previous posts, the oracles decided to eat a whale.
Jaywalk he/him Posted January 23, 2020 Posted January 23, 2020 Which was contrary to one of their prophesies.
xinoehp512 he/him Posted January 23, 2020 Posted January 23, 2020 The prophecy in question had been made by a fradulent oracle.
Jaywalk he/him Posted January 23, 2020 Posted January 23, 2020 Who had been determined to expose the oracles’ corrupt ways.
xinoehp512 he/him Posted January 23, 2020 Posted January 23, 2020 Luckily for him, his prophecy was anonymous.
The Awakened Salad they/them Posted January 23, 2020 Posted January 23, 2020 But it was prophesied that it would become un-anonymous.
FatherTiempo he/him Posted January 23, 2020 Posted January 23, 2020 BOB, meanwhile, languished in the belly of the whale and a chorus of vegetables serenaded him. He was accompanied by a small, Indian caterpillar. 2
xinoehp512 he/him Posted January 24, 2020 Posted January 24, 2020 The caterpillar ate the vegetables.
FatherTiempo he/him Posted January 24, 2020 Posted January 24, 2020 (edited) BOB screamed. Edited January 24, 2020 by FatherTiempo
NameIess Posted January 24, 2020 Posted January 24, 2020 "Chiiiiiiiickeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnn!!!!!" screamed BOB. This was also predicted by the Oracles, although the oracle who made the prediction had been kicked out for lying. She was quickly reinstated and made head oracle.
Rosharan A.C. he/him Posted January 24, 2020 Posted January 24, 2020 3 hours ago, FatherTiempo said: BOB, meanwhile, languished in the belly of the whale and a chorus of vegetables serenaded him. He was accompanied by a small, Indian caterpillar. The whale took them both to a city where custom was to slap each other with fish. 2
Jaywalk he/him Posted January 24, 2020 Posted January 24, 2020 Broken faces were common, and as such its inhabitants were quite disfigured.
The Awakened Salad they/them Posted January 24, 2020 Posted January 24, 2020 The disfigurement was called fishface. The worse someone’s fishface, the more respected they were among the community.
Jaywalk he/him Posted January 24, 2020 Posted January 24, 2020 The mayor of the city had some serious fishface.
Archer he/him Posted January 24, 2020 Posted January 24, 2020 Although some believed he had achieved it through plastic surgery.
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