The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[+Doomstick he/him]

HE DID!
But that was irrelevant, as suddenly, breadmunks hired them dang potaters as a consultant because the ghanderflaffle empire was rising

Edited December 15, 2019 by Ookla the Sesquipedalian

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

It was quite a shocking turn of events. Nothing like that had ever happened before.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

"Well Jimmy, "

"Sir? "

"Those dang potaters. "

"Yes sir. "

[Jaywalk he/him]

Jimmy tripped on a rock.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Nr. Rock cursed at Jimmy 

[Jaywalk he/him]

For that stone had been his stepson.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

He stepped on him.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Nr. Stone cursed at Jimmy

[Jaywalk he/him]

And then at his stepfather.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Who didn’t exist

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Everybody was pretty confused.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

Because his stepfather was actually also a chicken.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Who might or might not be dead

[Jaywalk he/him]

“To be, or not to be, that is the question.”

[Snake Eyes Productions_YT he/him]

said Nr. Stone gleefully.

[+Doomstick he/him]

@Ookla the Rithmatist 

his credit card was declined.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Because the ghanderflaffle empire was in a period of upheaval.

[+Doomstick he/him]

As in it was being heaved up

[Jaywalk he/him]

An anvil.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

It hit Truthless on the head. Again.

[Jaywalk he/him]

And gave him a minor concussion.

[+Doomstick he/him]

The ghanderflaffle empire rose out of the field of kckhacktoulnloyhsxxqxxcxxs

[Jaywalk he/him]

Which had been annihilated by the Black Holed.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Who was also a kckhacktoulnloyhs 

[Jaywalk he/him]

Or rather, that was what people called them. Their actual names were far too complicated to read, let alone pronounce.