The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Just now, Ookla the Blue said:

The Witherlord, whispered Aqua. The one we were trying to beat.

"Oh..." Sophie said quietly. She shivered. "He's... scary..." 

[Jaywalk he/him]

Suddenly, all of Potato’s pins fell over, without him even touching them.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

It was all part of Author Void's master plan...

Edited December 10, 2019 by Ookla The Narrator

[Jaywalk he/him]

But only tangentially related. The Black Holed had their own agenda.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless gasped in horror. All of Potatoes pins, without him even moving? That was... That was supposed to be impossible! Part of the ancient magic, banished by Pins of Light! With hope fleeting, Truthless did the unthinkable. 

He pulled out his hidden third eye, the one that had yet to fail him. The shining eye had a beautiful golden iris, and was pearly white all the way around, untouched by red veins. He felt the familiar weight rolling around in his hands. He shook his hands a couple of times, then looked his eye in the eye. 
"Alright eye, don't fail me now," Truthless whispered. A single tear coalesced around the eyeball, and dropped into Truthless' hand.

A deep breath in, and a deep breath out. There was little more Truthless could do to prepare.

Truthless swung back his arm, windmilling it for a couple of seconds, then let go of the golden eye. It shot forward, flying like a spherical angel. Truthless had never seen something so beautiful in all of his life! It wasn't until it reached halfway down the lane that it began to wobble. Time seemed to slow down as the eyeball spun in an ever-so-slightly different direction, and the eyeball began to curve. 

It was slight at first, unnoticeable by the untrained eye perhaps, but by the time that the eyeball had reached the 3/4 mark, it was clear what was going to happen. In the course of a few milliseconds, the ball curved wildly, making an almost 90° turn, mere centimeters away from the bowling pin.

It flew straight into the gutter.

All around him, Truthless heard a collective gasp. A thud announced that a woman had even fainted. As the crowd quieted, there was only one sound that reached Truthless' ears. Potato's laughter. Well... rather his retainer's laughter.

But Truthless only smiled. He knew what they did not. The eyeball he threw was no ordinary eyeball. It was a special eyeball, crafted by the holy Pins of Light, a reward for managing to to knock down of only one their ten members, a feat only a select few mortals could hope to achieve. With this eyeball came the promise that he would win, no matter what. And so, he kept on smiling.

Moments passed by like an eternity. Truthless held his breath, and almost turned back to the crowd. But at the last possible second...

BOOM

The back wall of the bowling alley blew apart. Flaming unicorns and boiling whipped cream flew everywhere, but most importantly of all, pins. Hundreds of them, from all the different lanes flew through the air. Truthless had managed not only to get a strike in his lane, but every other lane in the alley. 

"Ladies and gentlemen," Truthless said, turning to the crowd. "You have a winner."

Edited December 11, 2019 by Ookla the Imperial
Ack!! sorry, that was a late edit, the text box was freaking out, but it's fixed now! Sorry for the edit ninja SoT

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

With that, the bowling alley exploded, as it had been hit by a passing thermonuke. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

Potato became French Fries.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

What a shot!

[+Doomstick he/him]

Said them dang potaters

[xinoehp512 he/him]

On 12/10/2019 at 10:22 PM, Ookla the Imperial said:

"Ladies and gentlemen," Truthless said, turning to the crowd. "You have a winner."

"WRONG," declared Tom Joebob in a bored tone. 

He snapped his fingers, and a new back wall materialized into existence, exactly the same as the old one With almost precise abandon, Tom chucked his iBall onto the lane. It rolled straight all the way down the aisle until the very end. Then, it suddenly blurred- and a moment later, every other pin in the alley fell over.

"Wait for it..." said Tom

There was a crash behind the group.

At the front desk, the cabinet that had formerly held a full set of bowling pins was now broken- and the pins were all over the floor. Knocked over.

"Truthless, 300." Tom smirked slightly. "Tom Joebob, 310." 

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

^The above post is proof that Tom Joebob is the bestest character on TLT. I. LOVE. Tom. 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“We’ll see about that,” Truthless said with a grin on his face. The Pins of Light has promised him victory, so surely as the sun rise each day, victory would come. 

Inexplicably, it started raining down knocked down pins from the sky. No one could quite explain why they were knocked down pins, but everybody knew they were. Ten pins landed in the ground in front of Truthless, and then... half of one.

Truthless won with half a pin.

Edited December 12, 2019 by Ookla the Imperial

[FatherTiempo he/him]

Whoa!

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Tom Joebob was salty. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

As French Fries had fallen all over him.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

I was just going through old posts...

On 2/13/2019 at 10:17 PM, Ookla the Excessive said:

I feel like this has evolved into a really odd role play.

And I agree, Luna. 

[Lunamor she/her]

Oh heck that was from quite a while ago 

[FatherTiempo he/him]

"Help me Truthless!" said Tom Joebob, the torrential wave of French fries threatening to wash him away, not unlike the scene in The Lion King.

Edited December 12, 2019 by FatherTiempo

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless stalked towards Tom Joebob, who was barely hanging on. He lunged down, and plunged his new wolverine style claws into Tom Joebob’s hands. 

“Long live the Joebob,” Truthless whispered before flinging him of the chair he was barely hanging on to.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

"AAAAH!" Joebob screamed. Then he hit the floor. "Ouch."

But that was irrelevant.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

For it was revealed that the Pins of Light were actually the rising ghanderflaffle empire.

[Jaywalk he/him]

On 2/17/2019 at 3:22 PM, Ookla the Excessive said:

As Some was quite enjoying the lava party when frozen.

On 2/17/2019 at 4:10 PM, Ookla the Excessive said:

He refused to let go of his obsession. 

Get it?

On 2/17/2019 at 4:18 PM, Ookla the Procrastinator said:

Elsa even came and told him he was overdoing it 

On 2/17/2019 at 5:10 PM, Ookla the Excessive said:

But he was too excited to see her to listen to what she was saying.

On 2/17/2019 at 5:20 PM, Jaookla said:

They sang a duet of “Let it Go.”

On 2/17/2019 at 5:23 PM, Ookla the Excessive said:

It was beautiful, and ended up being shown in the end credits of Frozen 2 as a memorial to Some.

Such a travesty that this didn’t actually happen.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

But nobody knew what the Ghanderflaffle empire was anymore, and so no one cared... it seemed.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

The ghanderflaffle empire was soooooo 10 pages ago!

[FatherTiempo he/him]

"Well Jimmy?"

"Sir?"

"You were gone for quite a while. "

"Sorry sir, I was--er--detained "

"For a full Rising Cycle? "

"Yes sir. "

"Hmpf. Well, avoid such neglects in future. "

"Yes sir. "