The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Just now, Ookla the Blue said:

Aqua snorted. All she needs to do is give him the spear. We know where he is, and we don't need your help to get there. Oh yeah, and those withergeists you claim to have 'control' over? She laughed. They aren't listening to you anymore. There's a bigger baddie boss on the block. One who is very much against us. If he gets to Xinoehp before we do, this whole world is doomed. All you are doing is slowing us down!

"Well, why don't you let me go with you, so that I can protect Sophie and the Spear? I'm made of the same essence as the withergeists, I'm quite... effective against them. We're only wasting time because you refuse to stop bickering!"

[+Doomstick he/him]

lets go!

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

1 hour ago, FatherTiempo said:

"Hello Jimmy," said the Dark Voice. "I have a job for you."

“Okay..” Jimmy said hesitantly.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

1 hour ago, Ookla the Blue said:

Aqua snorted. They aren't listening to you anymore. There's a bigger baddie boss on the block.

Is she talking about Withy?

9 minutes ago, Ookla the Imperial said:

“Okay..” Jimmy said hesitantly.

The Dark Voice clapped a cold hand on Jimmy's shoulder, and laughed. "I've been watching you for sometime. You are a very promising Ghanderflaffle."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

28 minutes ago, FatherTiempo said:

Is she talking about Withy?

The Dark Voice clapped a cold hand on Jimmy's shoulder, and laughed. "I've been watching you for sometime. You are a very promising Ghanderflaffle."

Echoes of laughter rose from the withergeists. Jimmy shivered and pulled away from the Voice's phantasmal touch. "Wh-who are you?" he asked with a trembling voice.

The Voice chuckled. "A servant," he said. "As you soon also will be."

"S-servant? To whom?"

More dark chuckling.

Shadows... hissed the withergeists... Decay...

28 minutes ago, FatherTiempo said:

Is she talking about Withy?

Yes.

2 hours ago, Ookla The Narrator said:

"Well, why don't you let me go with you, so that I can protect Sophie and the Spear? I'm made of the same essence as the withergeists, I'm quite... effective against them. We're only wasting time because you refuse to stop bickering!"

Aqua let out her biggest snort yet, not slowing down for even a second. You think that will make you effective? Against the being that literally commands every single withergeist there is?

Edited December 4, 2019 by Ookla the Blue

[Jaywalk he/him]

Withy started crying.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“I’m a Ghanderflaffle?!” Jimmy said, surprised.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

6 minutes ago, Jaookla said:

Withy started crying.

Or, at least, it looked like it. Sort of. If you looked at it from the right angle.

In reality, it was just the flickers of dark flame that gave the impression.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

45 minutes ago, Ookla the Father said:

Is she talking about Withy?

 

18 minutes ago, Ookla the Blue said:

Yes.

I never should have given that Withergeist spectacles.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

32 minutes ago, Ookla the Blue said:

Aqua let out her biggest snort yet, not slowing down for even a second. You think that will make you effective? Against the being that literally commands every single withergeist there is?

Astral glared and ripped away the skirt of her dress, revealing metal armor that locked into itself. "I want to help my friend," she growled. "I haven't seen him since QoS and I want to help him because he's the only person on this [redacted] thread that showed me a hint of friendship!"

Sophie sprinted alongside Aqua, Astral following behind. "Aqua..." Sophie said. "Astral wouldn't do something like this unless she meant it."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Aqua growled. Fine, she spat. If she wants to follow us, I guess I can't stop her.

[+Ark1002]

*goes to the end*

*hopes it's a boy posting something they did*

*squeels happily*

And then a thermonuke hit him.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Dog Hater said:

*goes to the end*

*hopes it's a boy posting something they did*

*squeels happily*

And then a thermonuke hit him.

Aqua is a girl, Ark. 

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Blue said:

Aqua growled. Fine, she spat. If she wants to follow us, I guess I can't stop her.

Astral ran in silence, glowering. 

"So..." Sophie said nervously. "What was it like... to be Star?"

Astral regarded her flatly. "Not much better than it is now. Disrespected. Underestimated. Hated. Only now I'm feared as well."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Dog Hater said:

*goes to the end*

*hopes it's a boy posting something they did*

*squeels happily*

And then a thermonuke hit him.

Him being the Galactic Emperor, the final boss of the game Astral Fights.

[+Ark1002]

*coughs*

And then a thermonuke hit them.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Just now, Ookla the Dog Hater said:

*coughs*

And then a thermonuke hit them.

Them being the Whovians, inhabitants of Whoton.

[+Ark1002]

Then a thermonuke hit them.

Them being Sophie and Astral and Aqua.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

But it exploded into a thousand blue flower petals!

"Yay!!" Sophie said cheerfully. 

Edited December 4, 2019 by Ookla The Narrator

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

They were a trio of people who just happened to be named Sophie, Astral, and Aqua, not the three TLT was talking about.

Edited December 4, 2019 by Ookla the Imperial

[xinoehp512 he/him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Dog Hater said:

Then a thermonuke hit them.

Them being Sophie and Astral and Aqua.

A thermonuke so small it barely made a grain of sand jump.

[+Ark1002]

Then a thermonuke hit them.

Them being Narrator Sophie and Narrator Astral and Narrator Aqua. And this thermonuke was impervious to narrator power.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

It was not, however, impervious to the withergeists that devoured it whole. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Just now, Ookla the Dog Hater said:

Then a thermonuke hit them.

Them being Narrator Sophie and Narrator Astral and Narrator Aqua. And this thermonuke was impervious to narrator power.

There was a flash of violet lighting and a rumble of thunder. The thermonuke vanished before it exploded.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

"Ah, dodging canonicity," Astral said. "Just like the good old days."

Edit: "Oh look, I'm 70 now. How fun."

Edited December 4, 2019 by Ookla The Narrator

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The clouds above echoed the Silent thunder below, as if to remind everyone they were still there.