The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[FatherTiempo he/him]

"I'd like a taco." FT, the Shard of Narration said. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

Jaywalk raided a street taco stand.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

And then everyone's hearts melted. Because Phar was so cute. 

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

2 hours ago, Lunamor said:

Luna noted that burritos are better than tacos.

In response to Luna's note, A.C. noted that tacos are in fact better, because even Spanish says so. He proceeded to explain that aburrido means boring, and it sounds like burrito. So it is saying that burritos are boring when compared to tacos.

[Lunamor she/her]

2 minutes ago, Rosharan A.C. said:

In response to Luna's note, A.C. noted that tacos are in fact better, because even Spanish says so. He proceeded to explain that aburrido means boring, and it sounds like burrito. So it is saying that burritos are boring when compared to tacos.

But then Luna noted that burrito was like tiny donkey and that was awesome.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

Looking on in horror at the strange argument she had caused, Tesh brought in a plate of chouta. "Everyone likes chouta! You guys don't have to argue anymore," she says.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

2 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

But then Luna noted that burrito was like tiny donkey and that was awesome.

A.C. narrowed his eyes. Tiny donkeys were an extremely enticing argument. He spoke in a low, punctuated voice. "You win this time Lunamor. But mark my words. One day tacos will reign supreme..." He began to slink backwards into the shadows, until he saw Tesh. "Oooh! Chouta!" 

[Snake Eyes Productions_YT he/him]

Then the universe exploded. It wuz still funny.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

"THE GOATS HAVE COME ONCE AGAIN!!!" the ashes of Tesh scream as the goats come, one again, singing songs from Les Miserables. But then they exploded, and everything went back to normal.

[Snake Eyes Productions_YT he/him]

Yes, it did. Yes, it did.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

Tesh eats some chouta.

[Lunamor she/her]

Luna requested some chouta.

[Jaywalk he/him]

But Truthless’s kids had eaten the rest of it.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

2 hours ago, Shard of Thought said:

"Oh, dear," Sophie said. "What happened?"

Jacob munched on some chouta, then responded. He's been searching for the Spear of Light.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless was confused. His kids were an illusion, but they were also real. So he decided to make them really real, and named them But and Butte Venture. “Hello again guys!” Truthless said. “You’re my kids now!!”

Edited September 29, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The grammar cops arrested Truthless for incorrect word usage.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Just now, xinoehp512 said:

Jacob munched on some chouta, then responded. He's been searching for the Spear of Light.

SoT raised her eyebrows. "Oooooh. That one." Then her shoulders slumped. She hadn't gone with him to help Trewee. Ember's light, she really was a coward.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless quickly repented of his crimes with an edit.

[Lunamor she/her]

Luna hung her head, sad about the chouta.

[Jaywalk he/him]

But and Butte gave Truthless strange looks.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Luckily, Truthless’ kids, Butte and But, ran a chouta shop, and were handing out free samples.

edit: ninja’d, but I’m gonna let it stand

”Oh come on guys, you remember me! I’ve brought you back from the dead at least 10 times now! I even narrated you guys for most of that! I guess you might have free wills or something like that now,” Truthless said.

Edited September 29, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar

[Jaywalk he/him]

Of their newest uranium compound.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

It was delicious.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The cops dragged But and Butte away, to put them in custody of a parent with sanity left.

[Jaywalk he/him]

So they went to Raoden and Sarene.