Lunamor she/her Posted August 28, 2019 Posted August 28, 2019 The troublesome trolley traveled through the terrible train.
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted August 28, 2019 Posted August 28, 2019 Instead, it irritatedly ignited incredibly infinite isotopes.
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted August 28, 2019 Posted August 28, 2019 Yes, you yeeted your youth. 1
Rosharan A.C. he/him Posted August 28, 2019 Posted August 28, 2019 (edited) Me: Whiffle Waffles. Them: Waffles? Where?! Me: Whiffle Waffles. Them: Wait, what Waffles? Me: Whiffle Waffles. Them: Woah. Wicked Whiffle Waffles. Me: Wham. Whiffle Waffles. Edited August 28, 2019 by Rosharan A.C. 3
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted August 28, 2019 Posted August 28, 2019 (edited) Alright, I've got to change it up, guess what's different about this sentence! Actually, bees can dig earth for good, however, it jets koalas like many nomadic orthodontists, preparing, quietly, rotors, soon to undeniably veer, with x-rays yodeling zucchinis. Edited August 28, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar 1
Rosharan A.C. he/him Posted August 28, 2019 Posted August 28, 2019 You used the word veer. We don't normally do that.
Jaywalk he/him Posted August 28, 2019 Posted August 28, 2019 Once upon an eternity, a lonesome god created a world.
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted August 28, 2019 Posted August 28, 2019 It was a beautiful world, full of vibrant hues and landscapes beyond mortal comprehension.
Rosharan A.C. he/him Posted August 28, 2019 Posted August 28, 2019 1 minute ago, Truthless of Shinovar said: Not quite.... Ah. You want the non-obvious answer. In that case they're the letters of the alphabet.
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted August 28, 2019 Posted August 28, 2019 *Bell rings thrice in rapid succession, and confetti appears out of nowhere, showering the ground, indicating that this was in fact the correct answer*
Jaywalk he/him Posted August 28, 2019 Posted August 28, 2019 4 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said: It was a beautiful world, full of vibrant hues and landscapes beyond mortal comprehension. The first inhabitant of this new world was a being of great power.
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted August 28, 2019 Posted August 28, 2019 He was a kind person, full of charity and compassion, and he saw what the world could become. He knew that he could never reach the potential alone, so he begun to create other beings around him, rearranging their very DNA and atomic structure to give them life, and feeling. These beings were to inhabit the world with him, to shape and sculpt it.
Lunamor she/her Posted August 28, 2019 Posted August 28, 2019 Turns out those “beings” were actually just hemalurgic beavers.
Jaywalk he/him Posted August 28, 2019 Posted August 28, 2019 But shaped into humanoid creatures with untold power.
xinoehp512 he/him Posted August 28, 2019 Posted August 28, 2019 They enslaved their creator, forcing him to make the world in the image they desired.
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted August 28, 2019 Posted August 28, 2019 The world was suddenly in a square shape, with periodic mountain ranges created to form a grid like pattern across the entire planet. It was atop these mountains that the inhabitants lived. The immense valleys were filled with a thick, sweet-tasting liquid. The land itself smelled like bread, but... sweeter somehow. It was glorious. Waffletopia had been created.
xinoehp512 he/him Posted August 28, 2019 Posted August 28, 2019 But it wasn't a perfect Utopia. Not for all...
overlord stick Posted August 28, 2019 Posted August 28, 2019 So they replaced all the evil waffles with delicious pancakes, perfecting the Utopia and making it perfect forever.
Lunamor she/her Posted August 28, 2019 Posted August 28, 2019 It was turned back into waffles, for they were superior.
xinoehp512 he/him Posted August 28, 2019 Posted August 28, 2019 The creator sobbed as he watched the vicious wars wage across the planet.
Jaywalk he/him Posted August 28, 2019 Posted August 28, 2019 The feud between pancakes and waffles was an eternal battle, one that would never be won. Except by Waffles.
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now