The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

So it started stealing people’s food.

[Lunamor she/her]

And covering everything in butter so it could “slide”.

[Jaywalk he/him]

The chefs were fine with it, as it buttered toast for them.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But unbeknownst to it, the butter was slowly percolating throughout it, shifting it... and changing it.

[Lunamor she/her]

Soon it would become the great and terrible Butter Cream.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But not yet.

[Lunamor she/her]

For now it was just the meh and kinda bad Butter Cream.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

That made it sad.

[Lunamor she/her]

So he went on a quest to earn a better title.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

On 8/23/2019 at 4:23 PM, Truthless of Shinovar said:

WE’RE PAGE 700!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LETS PARTY EVERYBODY!!!!!!” TRUTHLESS YELLED, REFUSING TO TURN OFF ALL-CAPS WHILE IT WAS STILL PAGE 700. HE THREW SOME CONFETTI INTO THE AIR AND POPPED SOME PARTY CANONS.

My apologies, but I couldn't resist the urge.

can·on¹

/ˈkanən/

noun

 

1.  a general law, rule, principle, or criterion by which something is judged.

Little did the narrators know, but for the last three and a half pages, small, spiny laws and rules had been lurking deep in the background, judging everyone's partying skills. This was revealed when the meh and kinda bad Butter Cream tripped over one of said laws while running off onto his quest.

[Lunamor she/her]

The meh and kinda bad and also sad Butter Cream was not too happy about this.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

So unhappy in fact, that the meh and kinda bad and also sad as well as unhappy Butter Cream kicked the judgy law that made him trip.

Edited August 25, 2019 by Rosharan A.C.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

31 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

So he went on a quest to earn a better title.

Sadly, Fate had doomed it to bear the name Butter Cream at least until it became the great and terrible Butter Cream, as per Lunamor's post.

[Lunamor she/her]

The law didn’t respond, so he became the meh and kinda bad and also sad as well as unhappy and mad Butter Cream.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Fire rained down from the heavens.

[Lunamor she/her]

And all the things related to it. These included the Goblet of Fire,...

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

... a piece of Ember's pinky...

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

...a wild charmander...

[Lunamor she/her]

Stick,

[+Doomstick he/him]

You called?

[Lunamor she/her]

Er, not really. But while I have you, is there anything you have to say on the topic of fire?

[Jaywalk he/him]

He is a stick.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

I am stick, stick am I

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Xinoehp breathed out, relieved that Silence had disappeared.

[+Doomstick he/him]

A very loud celebration happened